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Next-Gen is running a feature on the ex-ESA president's speech at D.I.C.E. that criticized publishers to stick up for their games, litigate to the bitter end for them, and take more responsibility for the content they create and the ESA is trying to defend. He also added that too many industry people "sit on their hands" while the ESA does all the work.

Ahem. Please allow me to verbally whip out my robotic nut sack.

Do as I say (when I was mad paid), not as I do

There is so much I can say in defense of the room full of people too busy with their day jobs, families, publications, and (drum roll) losing sleep making video games to jump on his little legal crusades on their free time.  Yes, we're grateful for Lowenstein's ability to raise money and lobby, but the guy reportedly earned over $600,000 last year. If we all made that kind of money to argue with Hilary about video games, he'd have a hard time finding parking at the court house because our stretch Hummers would be taking up spots. 

What is worse is that Che told them not to "cut and run" and fight the good fight on the year he quit the ESA to work for a financial services company. Do as I say, not as I do. Being responsible for the complete collapse of E3 then taking another job that same year is also a relevant reference, but that's why AOL named him the gaming industry's man of the year in 2006. Those guys also own Joystiq, which explains a lot. I kid, I kid. Not really, though.

Whatever. If the industry needs any more proof that this man is nothing but an expert politician and insincere, look no further than his final speech. He was good at what he did and we needed him, but jeez -- stop showing up at our press events already. Go run and cut to your new little cozy NYC firm, you suit.  You can have my respect again when you're back in the hot seat where your mouth still thinks it is.

We agree on one thing 

Dougy did say one bright thing -- he criticized gaming press for being too cozy with publishers and developers. This is something we agree on, which is why Destructoid is a completely unfiltered gaming news service with a category clearly marked as Industry Bullshit, which I am practicing at this very moment with much glee.

As a whole, we need more people asking why Excite Truck costs $50. We need people calling Sony on their missed promises. Um, I can't say a damn mean thing about Microsoft right now, but give me a day or two. The point is: We need journalists with baseball bats crushing the skulls of marketing people that release pre-rendered previews of games and try to pass them as in-game footage for next-gen hardware. That fight is important and within our means.

Being a pawn for a lobbyist, on the other hand, is neither fun nor profitable. I'm better off with my pacifist view. If video games are indeed the next rock and roll, we already know the solution. It isn't litigation, or becoming hippies and having sex on lawns (although that's ok), or hard drugs. We just have to let old people to die. I'm serious. Our lawmakers will soon be guys and girls that at one point in their lives beat World 8-4. Aside from sending the military to kill people, natural death is the best agent for important long term change. Keep buying old people Wiiimotes and we'll be fine.

Above all, people, is not to take the industry too seriously. Let's not forget these are video games and writing about them and meeting people that create them is a past time we should all enjoy. Please do not turn the video game industry into the self-serving movie industry. Bloggers and salaried men of carpel tunnel, heed my call. Let's speak from the heart, take jabs at the crap, push the suits into the ocean, and have some fun.

Otherwise, we're as bad as they are.

 








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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 15:55
Aaron Mxy Yost
Preach it Niero!
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 15:58
Toneman
Here here!
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 15:58
Toneman
Or, Hear hear?
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 16:01
DeusPayne
I love the 'let old people die' plan. I laughed when you first said it, I laughed now, and I'll laugh whenever you say it again. It's funny because it's true... :-P
JoeyBuckets's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 16:04
JoeyBuckets
Whoa, You didn't just whip em out you teabagged media and gaming industries at the same time...Now thats talent.

Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 16:08
Niero
Fuck em. I have enough of this in the white house and I'll be dammed if it's sneaking into my video game hobby.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 16:10
bhive01
It's "hear hear" Toneman.

Meaning

A shout of acclamation or agreement.

Origin

Originated in the British parliament in the 18th century as a contraction of 'hear him, hear him'. It is still often heard there although it is often used ironically these days.


@Niero,

Hear hear. Don't loose that independence. Keep calling out the BS.

Also, cocks.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 16:11
galagabug
'If video games are indeed the next rock and roll, we already know the solution. It isn't litigation, or becoming hippies and having sex on lawns (although that's ok), or hard drugs.'


just to make certain, i voulenteer to try all of these options.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 16:12
galagabug
oh, except litigation, someone else can have that one.
KTallguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 16:14
KTallguy
There definitely needs to be more professionalism in games journalism. I guess it's the culture and mores of people growing up with games that leads to the cozyness of media and publishers/developers. There's nothing wrong with taking your job seriously, it doesn't mean you can't have fun too.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 16:23
brad drac
In regards to MS bullshit: microtransactions ftl.

In all respects, stick it to the man.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 16:46
tazarthayoot
Totally with you. But it shouldn't end with just the journalists, the consumer needs to be very vocal about these things as well. We've become very quiet and not willing to speak out on anything it seems in our society, much less our beloved past time (or is it pass time? Hm, words are confusing!), and I think a site like Destructoid helps get us gamers one step closer to the people who make our games, so that we can give them a slap in the face when they screw us over, or rub a quick one out for them when they deliver what we want (Jaffe is still waiting for his I'm sure.)

Keep speaking out, I sure as hell am behind you, as I know everyone else on Dtoid is as well.

Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 18:48
Churchhills Dog
Not sure what all the anger is about. Lowenstein did a strong job representing the industry. Yes, he was paid well but last I checked there wasn't anything wrong with that. Need we compare the obscene multi-million dollar bonuses pulled down by many corporate heads who's big ideas of increasing profits is moving jobs overseas all the while pontificating on how the "trickle-down" theory of economics works. Such people are given journalistic fellatio in publications like Forbes and The Wall Street Journal.

As far as preaching, the guy took another job but how does that detract from any message he had? In order to prove his worth is he supposed to work pro-bono for the industry until he dies?
Deus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 20:36
Deus
Maybe not, but he could try and stop being such a damn hypocrite. He allowed E3 to just die, without any kind of fight and he has the gall to stand up and tell industry professionals to not "cut and run". And he never worked pro-bono and could have easily continued to get mad paid for lobbying for the games industry. The point is, he left everyone in the industry out to dry while he raked in huge amounts of money, then criticized them for not doing exactly what he failed to do.
Maxpower's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 23:37
Maxpower
You da man, Niero. I believe you can fly and become President.
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 09:06
Churchhills Dog
Deus, Lowenstein had nothing to do with E3 ending. The thing had become a huge expensive trade show that most publishers were all too happy to see die off. It was purely economics. When Lowenstein was faced with industry opposition and misinformation I remember him getting right into the fray. Taking another job isn't cutting and running. He owns nothing to the industry and vice-versa. To clarify I believe his message was directed at companies that bow under pressure from small-yet-vocal groups like Christian Parent organizations, ethnic special interest, or litigating dickheads like Thompson etc that they should stand up and fight the misinformation these groups spread and the pressure they put on legislators. Maybe I'm looking at it wrong but I don't see where the guy did anything to get the kind of editorial that Niero gave in this story. Then again, what do i know, I paint houses for a living.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 11:53
Darren Nakamura
Preach on, brotha.
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