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GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE (with a Street Fighter condom)


4:30 PM on 07.30.2010
GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE (with a Street Fighter condom) photo



Have you been looking for a way to combine your love of uppercutting people with your love of sticking your penis in things? Do you like not having to pay child support to illegitimate children? Are you frustrated that there isn't a contraceptive device available that shows Ryu's testicles?

I have the solution to all of your problems.

Fresh from an Asian country that has no respect for intellectual property laws (since I can't imagine this is an official Capcom product) is this incredible Street Fighter condom that shows Ryu banging the crap out of Chun Li below an assortment of random flags. Many of these flags are from countries that have no characters in Street Fighter, so I guess it's a list of the condom maker's favorite places? I don't know.

To see this wonderful condom in all of its NSFW glory, furiously pound the jump until it loads. If it looks familiar, there was another version of this box floating around the internet back in 2009, but that one was censored. Besides, I'm betting most of you never saw it anyway.

[via kariomart's Tumblr. THANK YOU SO MUCH KARIOMART]

BEHOLD:

 

Someone please let me know where I can actually buy this.






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So it's a pro-rape condom?
I'd buy that for more than a dollar.
There had better be a picture of Ryu throwing a fireball printed on the top of the condom itself.
Do want.
Ryu's totally not using a condom.
Oh god, that flash movie...
Aww yeah gurl.
Does he shout Hadouken while he's jizzing?

.. on second thought, don't answer that.
I tried to type something besides this, but I couldn't stop laughing at that flash movie....
I love not having children! Count me in.
What's extra strange is that they were no longer there the next day. Maybe there's a lot of Street Fighter super fans in my area...
I'm VERY happy to know that the US is one of the many regions that this game suppor--wait, what??! RYU!!!! STOP HURTING CHUN-LI!!!
What's extra strange is that they were no longer there the next day. Maybe there's a lot of Street Fighter super fans in my area...
@Daxelman, Paul Soth: I was gonna ask where the op pic came from, but i don't think i want to know anymore.
lol holy shit..
Oh sweet holy god, that video. I thought it had left my brain forever... but it is back, and it isn't going away.

"UH, here comes the chocolate!"

"Yeah, uh, I love big dicks inside of me."

"Oh baby, me too... I mean oh wait."
TinEye, you've failed me for the last time...
I...I just....maybe....I think.....wow.
Why is he banging Chun-Li? I always thought he'd rather Ha-do-Ken!
Looks like he can Hit Confirm well.
Penis Shoryuken? I don't know what to say. I've just lost all of my happy memories playing SF2 as a child.
I can't stop laughing.
i'd probably need the dhalsim edition.......
was ryu skinned before their sexual encounter? he looks like a muscle diagram. oh and also, why isnt chun li just hanging on by her legs while ryu screams in pain?
OH Chun-li
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj6rLyQlNt0
If I can find a place to buy these, I may go out and use it.
Where can I watch the flash video the header image is from?
@Saturn

Google "Skeet Fighter". Be warned it is massively NSFW, loud, and fairly disgusting (and awesome).
Woah.
Right, so, once you pull one of these out, the girl leaves in disgust, right?
Now i have a reason to scream super ultra combo during masterba.... I mean sex
You could say it’s a Capcomdom.

Wa wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Skeet Fighter: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?! EVEN WHEN I SKIPPED TABS THE SOUND WOULDN'T GO AWAY!
Do these come with miniature "head" bands?
You can totally see Chun-Li's naughty parts..lol
wow this just made my day. If i ever get my hands on one i will shout "HADOUKEN" when i jizz.
Wow...just wow.
I saw this like a year ago....didn't someone from dtoid post this before?
I can't... look away...
Chun-li is a dude = confirmed. You see her leg? Yeah....look again. That's not a leg, my friend.
MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!
Oh shit! I just now realized you can see Ryu's ballsack and the first two inches of his massive "fireball spamming" dick.

2 hit Combo! Perfect!
I also thought Chun-Li's leg was a penis on the first scroll down.
I'd be afraid to do it with Chun Li myself. With the exception of Alpha-Chun Li, she's always looked like one of them "Death By Snoo-Snoo" people to me.
FADC into vagina.
this entire post is glorious
...Holy shit. I did NOT expect that picture.
Holy shit, that's a condom?! They have this at the 7/11 not 2 blocks away from me. EEEEWWW.

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