Have you been looking for a way to combine your love of uppercutting people with your love of sticking your penis in things? Do you like not having to pay child support to illegitimate children? Are you frustrated that there isn't a contraceptive device available that shows Ryu's testicles?

I have the solution to all of your problems.

Fresh from an Asian country that has no respect for intellectual property laws (since I can't imagine this is an official Capcom product) is this incredible Street Fighter condom that shows Ryu banging the crap out of Chun Li below an assortment of random flags. Many of these flags are from countries that have no characters in Street Fighter, so I guess it's a list of the condom maker's favorite places? I don't know.

To see this wonderful condom in all of its NSFW glory, furiously pound the jump until it loads. If it looks familiar, there was another version of this box floating around the internet back in 2009, but that one was censored. Besides, I'm betting most of you never saw it anyway.

[via kariomart's Tumblr. THANK YOU SO MUCH KARIOMART]

BEHOLD:

Someone please let me know where I can actually buy this.