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Golden Axe screens: Now with more ogres and arses

3:38 PM on 08.20.2008

Jim Sterling

Former Reviews Editor

I grew up with Golden Axe, which is why I desperately want Golden Axe: Beast Rider to be good, even though the old school brawling sensibilities seem to have taken a back seat to vehicular monsters and there is STILL NO PLAYABLE DWARF! ARGH!

While I continue to scream about not being able to play as a dwarf, cast your eyes over this small handful of Golden Axe screenshots. There is an ogre in one of them. An ogre and a lady's arse. That's about all I can offer in the way of constructive assessment.

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