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That clip is the cinematic teaser for a just-released 10-person raid dungeon, Zul'Aman. Like previous dungeons sporting the "Zul" prefix, it's home to trolls and their pseudo-Rastafarian, tribal society. You see, while they originally came off as pale imitations of pro-pot reggae aficionados, the trolls have developed into an amalgam of Haitian voodoo culture, shamanic animal worship, and of course, pale imitations of pro-pot reggae aficionados. You can consider that clip up their to be their own Braveheart -- well, you could if they weren't fictional, anyway.

The main reason I bring this whole thing up is that no matter where you place your unfounded hatreds regarding the MMO genre, and WoW in particular, you can't deny that Blizzard makes the finest cinematics in the industry. Even this clip which was entirely done in-game, is moving and engaging in ways that no Sarah Michelle Gellar television show could ever hope to equal. And once you've beaten Buffy, well you've conquered the world.

*cue moving orchestral arrangement, distant setting sun* 








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Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 23:05
Magesx
I reaaaaaaaaly want to play WoW again. Not for raiding, but you know.
WDot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 23:13
WDot
I don't play WoW, but from the trailer I have to say I feel sorry for the troll dude. I hope he kicks a lot of players' asses. =p
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 23:14
Joseph Leray
I don't know dick about WoW, and I watched the trailer with no sound since I'm at work, but that looks like some cold-blooded imperialistic shit that those Viking-human-elf things just did. Those Trolls were just chilling out, smoking weed in the forest, and Leif Fucking Erikson just comes to fuck with him.

WoW -- changing Middle-Earthian stereotypes since 1948.
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 23:21
Spykron
i really dont like those furry guys. they dont fit in with warcraft too well.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 23:51
Vlambo
Stuff like that makes me wanna play my mage again. Then it hits me that this is gonna take 3-4 hours or basically hitting Scorch x5, Fireball x3 and rinse and repeat.

Why did you have to make raiding so boring..
Elrando's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 23:52
Elrando
"once you've beaten Buffy, well you've conquered the world."

No, then you've got Firefly to contend with.
Xelotath's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 00:06
Xelotath
As much as I hate WoW and it's art style, I really liked this trailer. I hope he gets to kill a lot of elves, trolls are cool(unless they are net trolls).
tehdopefish's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 00:18
tehdopefish
I'm pretty pumped for taking a crack at ZA and its tier 4.5 gear.. My mage just hit 70 last week though, so I'm brutally undergeared.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 01:27
bluemeep
God damn it. I'm back on the fucking pony again...

It's the fucking trolls, man. I love the fucking trolls in this game too damn much. I have to see this shit in person now.
Patriot SE's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 01:42
Patriot SE
I just quit that shit for the second time. I cant go back now....I just cant...
Baron Calico's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 01:54
Baron Calico
If World of Warcraft hadn't cost me a job, my girlfriend of two and a half years, the respect of my peers... and... 4 entire months play time... I... I cannot forgive... I need a hug...
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 01:58
Yashoki
I stopped playing this a looong time ago. But this trailer looks really fucking good.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 05:43
Tron Knotts
MESA NO WATCHIN!!!!
UselessKor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 07:10
UselessKor
Not to shabby, but I have to see the vid they did for Black Temple was far better, they used the same animation methods used in the South Park/WoW episode.

@Vlambo: Zul'Aman isn't about wading through several hours of trash; 20 minute timers are given for each boss and its trash, an intelligent group only needs 10. ZA can be completed in about 90 minutes if everything hums along.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 07:42
Teta
I must admit the Blizzard guys really know how to make trailers with their game engine.
It´s a really good trailer, specially the first part where they go back to Warcraft 1 or 2.

Still though i am not going to crackcraft again, nevah!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 07:58
MechaMonkey
Gotta say, I loved the voice acting. Well done, Blizzard.
Yooree's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 09:01
Yooree
WoW - inspiring furries everywhere.
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 09:05
SourGr8pes
Nice vid, but.... Never again, World of Warcraft. Never again.
conglomerate's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 09:42
conglomerate
i have no idea what just went on in that video.
Cacticus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 10:13
Cacticus
As a Troll, shouldn't his arm grow back?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 10:41
king3vbo
Awesome. I havent tried the new dungeon yet but my guild and I are planning on it this weekend.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 12:06
loki d20
Sorry, I'm still laughing at how you try to say that Blizzard has better cinematics/storylines than Whedon.

Say what you want about Serenity not doing as well in the box office, but that doesn't mean the writing isn't some of the best in Sci-Fi/Fantasy today.
Andrew5329's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 14:50
Andrew5329
Vlambo, I dont know if you've tried out WoW raids again since the BC, but there really arent any more of the 8hr marathon raids anymore, for instance the 25 man Grull's Lair, you can be in and out in less than an hour or so (provided no wipes). Even quicker for the Magtheridon raid. Its changed quite a bit since the "Scorch x4, Fireball x3" gameplay of which you speak.
noxious's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 14:56
noxious
I am glad that this trailer wasn't good enough for me to reinstate my account.

I did enjoy the voice acting, but the troll model just looks too silly for me to associate the two.

Undead ftw.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 15:25
Eschatos
I've almost never played WoW, so forgive me for this question.

I have no idea whatsoever which side the player is on. From the trailer, it looks like there are three sides for this raid/dungeon thingy. The elves, the normal trolls, and the animal trolls lead by the guy who's complaining throughout the video. Which side are you on?
UselessKor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 19:16
UselessKor
Esch, you play the side of your faction, the trolls of the Amani nation are enemies too all, betrayed by the Horde, reviled by the Alliance, they don't descriminate. Trolls and Elves have been enemies for thousands of years according to lore; the elves took over the ancestral homeland of the trolls and apparent it wasn't kosher. Something about no mints on the pillows.
Deus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 00:40
Deus
The cinematic was well done, but that's not my problem with it. After playing Crysis for the past few days, my standards for graphics have been raised more than I'd like to admit. Watching that today felt like watching Quake did last week. I can't knock the voice acting tough.
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