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Ryan Stevens at GameTrailers really, really wants you to see this video comparison of next week's Super Paper Mario and the original Super Mario Bros. World 1-2. He's furious that -- you know, you haven't seen it. So you better get on it, hit that play button, and watch yourself some comparative footage of the two games and be impressed, both by the compelling style of gameplay as well as the homage to the classic title that started it all. Otherwise, Dad's gonna take the whip to you.

Having finished with that, I'd like to take you behind the scenes for a moment. Linktips sent to Destructoid usually come in one of two varieties: a URL with an attached "lol" thereafter -- that's the bulk of 'em -- or a link with several thousand words explaining the link, which usuallly comes by way of companies and other gaming Web sites.

Ryan Stevens, though, he's the rogue. This morning we received this burning missive from Stevens like a hail of lightning from on high:

Subject: Goddamnit someone should blog about the paper mario/mario bros comparison

I am filled with hubris over this
http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?type=wmv&id=18303

And lo, the parting of the Seatoid did come to pass, and the video was indeed posted. Take note, kids: if you want your content, linktip, or MySpace profile posted on Destructoid, you have to be angry and full of hubris to get us to pay attention -- or you can just bribe me. Whatever works.

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Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 13:27
Snaileb
So you WANT hate-mail?
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 13:30
BlindsideDork
Hate mail with a link...directing you towards more hate of yourself and/or site!
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 13:34
bhive01
Snail is on that. Like flies on shit.

OT: It looks like a good game. I've not played the other paper mario so this is all new to me. I really like the switch from 2D to 3D.
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 13:34
Aaron Linde
Snaileb, if it's as funny as that one, yes. Yes, absolutely.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 13:36
Toneman
Goddamnit, I like this video.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 13:37
BlindsideDork
I am on the fence and more so leaning towards NO Paper Mario.
Baratation's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 13:39
Baratation
dude...i liked the old mario more...this paper mario version has too much noise and the music sux...

i want my nes back
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 13:39
TheBrain
Awesome. I finally realized what doesn't feel right about Paper Mario's controls. No run button. I hope this version has a run button =0(
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 13:47
velcroman
do want
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 13:48
Justice
in the original there was no card capturing foes souls or whateva what do they think this is? Twilight Princess?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 13:50
Snaileb
Video is broken for me.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 13:51
Snaileb
(you cannot run in the new Paper Mario)

I miss good Nintendo games..
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 14:00
Namelessted
Am I the only one that think this games looks terrible and not fun at all? I feel like I am taking crazy pills.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 14:03
bhive01
Nah, you're just Ted.
dayeight's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 14:03
dayeight
ryan st.evens here. Thanks. A LOT. Bah humbug.
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 14:06
Aaron Linde
Dude, if that is you, you're my new personal hero. Big ups from Linde.
fromagex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 14:11
fromagex
god damn it..i started watching...then realized its just gonna ruin the experience for me next week. so i closed it.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 14:19
Kryptinite
Since the is the only game since Zelda with some substance, I'm buying it.

Natedizzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 14:27
Natedizzle
Looks like mario on while on crack to me.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 14:42
Topher Cantler
Bout f*cking time you posted this goddamn story, Linde. Jesus.
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 14:54
Faith
Aaron accepts game swag or hookers as bribes.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 14:54
Nick Chester
This is God damned fantastic.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 15:04
Necros
Funny story about running in Mario. I've known forever that you could run in Mario. I did it when I was a kid when I played parts of the original SMB, SMB3, and Super Mario World at a friend's house. And yet, when I bought SMB on the Virtual Console, I completely forgot about the ability to run and played through the game, no running, all the way until world 8, when I couldn't get past a giant gap.

I showed the level to DMV to find out what I was doing wrong, and he automatically holds down the B button. I shout, "How did you do that?" DMV just stares at me condescendingly, replying, "I'm so disappointed in you. Mario does three things: jump, shoot fire, and run." I felt so stupid.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 15:06
deanhatescoffee
This video reminds me of one thing, and one thing only:
"Oh shit, I'm trippin' on acid!" - The Juggernaut (Bitch!)
dayeight's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 15:07
dayeight
yep its me. thanks for these so called 'props'
you kids...
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 15:39
Pepillou2
I got no munny, so i dunno if I should buy the Godfather or Paper Mario.
kielejocain's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:34
kielejocain
Shocking. Az shows up to point out that he doesn't like the Wii or anything associated with it. Stunned, I am. At least there's a cute little gif to demonstrate his distaste this time.

In other news, Ted still doesn't want this game. And still feels bad about it for some reason. Ted, if you don't get excited over this game, don't buy it. I'm looking forward to it, so I will. No apology necessary for your lack of enthusiasm. Perhaps if you could quantify why you think the game looks bad? I would curious to know what it is, if you can put your finger on it.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:49
king3vbo
dang that looks sweet, cant wait for Paper Mario so I have a reason to use my Wii
Husky Hog's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 17:07
Husky Hog
Looks alright, only reason I'm looking forward to it is because I wanna hold the controller sideways! lol
Azrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 17:44
Azrael
kielejocain: I do like something about the Wii, Mario Galaxy looks sweet, this in the other part does not. Why?
a) It looks and feels like a "mario for kindergarten kids" game.
b) For gods sake! is the 1 millionTH remake of mario 1!, get over it Nintendo! Mario 1 levels are becoming the "Hoth scene", the "landing on Omaha beach" of the mario Franchise, heres a hint on why Im not excited about it: Ive already seen it a million times! (mario superstars, mario ds, mario gameboy, mario GBA, mario 2.5, etc. etc. )

Heres another hint: unless you are 3-5 or you have a 3-5 year old this is NOT targetted at you! WAIT until Mario Brawl comes out (is less than a month now) and skip this one entirely. You and your self steem will feel WAY better. And you wont have to explain your wife/girlfriend why are you playing what appears to be a childrens coloring book on the screen.


Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 17:46
Tino
I definitely want this. Like, really want it.
angry_poster's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 17:53
angry_poster
i'm so sick and tired of mario re-makes...who the hell still buys these?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 18:07
Mxyzptlk
@ Azrael:

WTF is Mario Brawl? Do you mean Smash Bros? And if so, there hasn't been a release date on that yet. Considering they've been pimping Pokemon Battle Revolution as the first Wii title to support the WiFi Connection, we won't see SSB:B until after June 25th at the earliest.

And if you think this is just a straight remake of Mario, you need to research the actual game a bit more.
Azrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 19:05
Azrael
Mxy: Thats "Super Smash Bros Brawl" actually ;)

They delayed it to june! Damn! no wonder why people want to get this crappy game. Theres nothing else on the Wii for a while-

Nah, I know is not a remake, that LEVEL is a remake. thats why I was comparing to the battle of hoth level. capisce?

Well... all things considered, it might be fun to play this while something else pops up.
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 19:17
Aaron Linde
Hey, I got a swell idea. Why don't we all reserve judgment until we play the game?

Super. Good talk.
branflakesinmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 20:07
branflakesinmilk
and by hubris, i mean overweening pride.
DM_L's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 20:16
DM_L
I hope people realize this isn't even a full-fledged level, and just an out-of-the-way area.
bassbeast's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 22:21
bassbeast
Been playing SPM for a couple of days. Lovin' it. Problem is there's no run button, and I hate having to go into a menu to switch characters. The game looks like it's going to be on the short side of things, sadly, as I'm only about three hours in and I've already got three of the eight Pure Hearts. The art direction is gorgeous, though, and switching from 2D to 3D is too much fun.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 22:30
Im OK
"I do like something about the Wii, Mario Galaxy looks sweet"

Oh? I thought it wasn't "next gen" enough for you. What happened?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 22:58
Sharpless
Fuck y'all. That video is as freakin' beautiful as Summa's shaven head. Which is pretty freakin' beautiful. I'm down with it.
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 03:34
Burnt Meatloaf
So? They recreated one level. Big deal.

What DOES annoy me are all the cut-scenes. While everyone is busy praising Nintendo for pick-up-and-play gameplay, they fail to point out that it takes about a half hour to get though the first level because you spend most of your time watching a badly scripted introduction. That's followed by level one, and then... more cut-scenes.

WTF?
imabuddha's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2007 02:17
imabuddha
Hmm, this game _might_ give me a reason to turn the wii on since the 2 hours I played wario. (but is it worth $50???)

I'd really rather have mario galaxy... FU nintendo for turning us on, and then making us wait all fucking year.

I probably have to get the xbox 360 soon so that I won't die of boredom.
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