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This is how you kick off the launch of one of the year's most anticipated PlayStation 3 exclusives -- you get the game's main character to appear in an R&B music video. 

Tonight on X-Play will be the premiere of the God of War music video for R&B artist Robin Thicke's single, "Sex Therapy." All you really need to know can be seen in the short clip above. But you might also be interested to learn that the girls in the video are Wicked Pictures adult actresses -- Jessica Drake is Aphrodite, and she's joined by Kirsten Price and Alektra Blue. 

If there was a single word for "seriously, what the f*ck?" I'd use it here. But there isn't, so this will have to do -- seriously, what the f*ck? This amazing video will premiere in its entirety on this evening's X-Play, which airs at 6:30 PM on G4. I canceled my cable service months ago, but I'm getting on the horn with Comcast now just so I can watch it.

[Update: The full (and ridiculous) video has aired, and you can check it out above.]








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Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:03
Loogibot
I'm hard now.
TheRemix's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:05
TheRemix
God of Romance just announced for PS3/360?
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:08
Ganjookie
Same day installation with your CableCo? You must live in a mystical and magical land where dreams come true!

Also Alektra Blue Mmmm
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:08
ace of knaves
.......................................
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:11
Ben Perlee
this is so bad.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:12
Qraze
wht? is this real? i like robin thicke but this has to a joke or the greatest music video ever!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:14
Darren Nakamura
Don't lie, Nick. You're going to wait for it to show up on the Internet like the rest of us non-cable TV subscribers.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:15
s0lesurviv0r
I read the headline in my RSS tab and was thinking it would be Terrence Carson (voice of Kratos) singing or something. I am sorely dissappointed.
Solozaur's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:16
Solozaur
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swell!
dip's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:17
dip
what is this, I don't even...
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:17
Occams electric toothbrush
In some bizarro world, this is what happened to D'angelo.
Damnation02's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:24
Damnation02
....so that means the final showdown against Zeus will be an R&B rap battle?
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:27
Qraze
r&b in gow3 would make it the greatest game ever if it wasn't already being hailed as the greatest game ever.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:31
Diverse
Thank God I don't watch X-Play.
KwikPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:31
KwikPwn
His ashy ass needs some lotion.
mmmpek's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:36
mmmpek
we have whiteface.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:39
GuitarAtomik
I don't know why, but I love it already.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:41
Excel-2011
Robin Thicke sucks. I have no idea why he figures so prominently on the local smooth jazz station.
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:46
JiR INC
RIP SOMEONES FKING HEAD OFF!! AND RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEE!!!

P.S: Don't sing
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:47
AngelsDontBurn
Things like this make me wish that video games weren't so mainstream sometimes. Lol. Oof.
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:50
Emrah
This is a real turn-off.
YellowHare's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:53
YellowHare
The crazy thing is that this is *exactly* as I imagined it if Kratos were to ever sing.
kylamity's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:55
kylamity
That was mucho queero.
Oishidesu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:36
Oishidesu
Whoo! God of War 3 is finally *legally* out tomorrow! Can't wait to open the Ultimate Edition!
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:58
Elsa
ummm... ok....
Leigh Ikonomou's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 17:04
Leigh Ikonomou
Obviously this piece of shit "Song" could not get anywhere on its own merits. Garbage!
SBC Slam's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 17:16
SBC Slam
"seriously, what the f*ck?"

This is the first thing that came to mind, and then I'd seen that you also thought the same thing enough to put it in print.

But seriously, what the fuck?!
Perro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 19:01
Perro
Is this X-play's work? Because honestly they shit out the most horrendous skits and "music videos". If it's not their work..... They still shit out the most horrendous skits and "music videos".
Alex N's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 19:17
Alex N
Jessica Drake is hot.
Tessa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 19:39
Tessa
He's not...very Kratos-ey, is he?

I was expecting furious anger and gravelly-voiced singing...
FinrodFelagund's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 21:14
FinrodFelagund
two gay things wrapped into one video. Great job
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 21:57
Skribble
Who even listens to that shit?

I mean, I know everyone has different tastes in music and all...but damn.. this music is horrendous.
Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 22:18
Morty
Thats wrong on so many levels... -.-
PKAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 22:37
PKAwesome
Better than Soulja Boy already..well anything is.
Zeyro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 22:57
Zeyro
God of war fuck ya nothing can stop kratos well maybe this song. But whatever this game fuk your game in the asss like halo an gears
BoBoTheChimp757's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 07:21
BoBoTheChimp757
I've just been reminded of how sad and lonely I am because I recognized Alektra Blue without even reading she was in this vid.
Coltronathon5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 10:16
Coltronathon5000
10/10

Kratos: God of Lovin'
Lipscomba's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 11:17
Lipscomba
Wait a minute...Did Kratos make it rain??? This video is so awesome!!!!!!!
Beezy603's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 19:38
Beezy603
lmao
classic
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