Kevin Butler tells the truth in this ad, ladies. Once your boyfriend/husband/significant other gets a hold of God of War III, your relationship will be doomed. For like a week. At least. Seriously, you all are so not ready for God of War III. The first level alone makes God of War III an easy contender for 2010's game of the year.
Our review went up this past week but words alone can't really describe this experience. By the way, we're giving away a PlayStation 3 and God of War IIIthis week!
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