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Destructoid and GameStop have teamed up for three weeks of God of War III giveaways! GameStop is currently holding their own contest called "Be the Envy of the Gods" where over 2,000 prizes are being given away until March 15. Along with the daily prizes, they're doing some weekly promotions and this week's GameStop contest is 30 $50 gift cards to a popular pizza chain.

Back here on Destructoid, we're giving away God of War III, $50 GameStop gift cards and something big during the third week of this contest series thanks to GameStop. This week's prizes are as follows:

  • First place: God of War III and a $50 GameStop gift card.
  • Second place: $50 GameStop gift card.
  • Third place: God of War Collection.

Simply leave a comment below telling us what kind of pizza you think Kratos would order. One entry per person and contest is open to US residents only. You have until Sunday, March 7 at 11:59PM CST to enter. Good luck!

[Update: Contest closed! Winners, in order, are  Kamanashi, raucci and Bikkit!]






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PenKaizen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:31
PenKaizen
US Residents......
NoJ87's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:33
NoJ87
Meat Lovers. Without question.
Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:34
Phantom Spaceman
Is GoW getting enough hype from dtoid? Not that anyone's going to be able to play it anyway ;)
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:36
PappaDukes
I worked in a pizza shop for almost 10 years, and we assigned different toppings to letters to speed up the order process. So, using each letter in Kratos' name, we will see what type of pizza he would order:

K - Artichoke
R - Black Olives
A - Anchovy
T - Tomato
O - Onion
S - Sausage

Damn, that sounds like a mighty fine pizza. Ima order one tonite!
Lakai's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:37
Lakai
He would just eat one pizza. He would take two New York Style fat ass pizzas with EVERYTHING on them, smash them together to make some kind of pizza sandwich, and proceed to eat it in a few bites, PISSED OFF THE ENTIRE TIME!
EmptyFleur's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:38
EmptyFleur
He would totally get the vegetarian pizza. Only pusses eat meat.
Drowning Rabbit's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:38
Drowning Rabbit
He would get a meat lovers pizza of course.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:39
Jesus H Christ
Minotaur dick pizza.
Ninjabunny's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:39
Ninjabunny
Meat Lovers. But not just your regular meat lovers pizza, this guy needs the meat stripped from the flesh of the Gods themselves. Probably order a side of Harpy wings and a gallon of demon blood to wash it all down too.

although I find it funny to picture him sitting on a beach in the Caribbean eating some Hawaiian pizza
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:39
hpv
Obviously he'd order one with feta cheese, onion, olives, tomato, and green bell pepper.
Jeckyll007's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:39
Jeckyll007
meat lovers stuffed crust
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:40
Aurain
"I WANT A PIZZA MADE OUT OF THE BLOOD OF OLYMPUS!"

Can we skip to GoW3 release day? Pretty Please?
BlackwtrMerc's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:40
BlackwtrMerc
Kratos, being a simple man with simple needs, would order a delicious pepperoni-and-anchovies pizza. Except instead of anchovies he would request chopped up Hydra.
Altenix's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:40
Altenix
Vegetarian Pizza.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:41
GohanGVO
Red orbs for the sauce and luscious boobs for the toppings.
nestorking's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:41
nestorking
New Haven-Style pizza
Maxxthepenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:41
Maxxthepenguin
Feta cheese, black olives, the meat of a medusa head-snake, a tomato-godblood sauce, and sun-dried tomatoes.
RaunchyBulbasaur's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:42
RaunchyBulbasaur
I can't think of anything more clever than meat lovers even though it's been done to death.

So meat lovers.
digtastik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:42
digtastik
In God of War, I suspect he was a Pepperoni and Jalapenos kind of guy, but after that horrid abdominal wound that he suffered at the hands of Zeus, he's likely more a bread stick kinda guy. He probably still loves the spicy stuff, but his body just doesn't deal with it quite the same way any more. Like getting old.
Bluprintz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:44
Bluprintz
Definitely Hawaiian, The man is in need of a vacation...
NateT's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:44
NateT
Cheese pizza because he is Spartan.
renkdog23's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:44
renkdog23
Well, clearly he needs mass proteins after some very strenuous battles. A Kratos Special would be topped with steak, egg whites, fish, beans, cheese, and powdered whey protein. Oh, and of course, nine millimeter bullets! You want broccoli...shut up!
ShadowRunner27's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:44
ShadowRunner27
Spartan Style: Lots of Persian toppings. :D
mooseifer69's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:44
mooseifer69
Medusa head topping with extra blood, extra cheese and of course pineapple topping.
Evergreen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:45
Evergreen
We have this local pizza place that makes some sweet pies with strange names. This one is called Atlas Shrugged... Twice. It it would be more fitting for Andrew Ryan's pizza, but I figure Atlas is still a Greek god, so it works as well...

Garlic oil, ricotta, ham, apples, fresh chicken, caramelized onions, Gorgonzola, mozzarella, fresh arugula, grade A maple syrup crust.
dew_lite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:45
dew_lite
Pepperoni, because Kratos loves nipples.
Nova Prime's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:45
Nova Prime
A sausage pizza with blood for sauce, and the crispy souls of the damned for toppings.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:45
Mr Andy Dixon
QTE pizza?
JacobDRich's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:46
JacobDRich
Kratos would order the "I gut you like sheep" pizza. (teen girl squad reference)
Dirty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:46
Dirty
Olive, green pepper and minotaur.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:46
Qraze
pepperoni. lots of pepperoni.
Machine Mayhem Gun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:47
Machine Mayhem Gun
None. Pizza are full of high-fat. Kratos need to stay in shape if he ever want to finish the job. Also I bet Brad Nicholson disappove of pizza before killing gods.
Master Snake's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:48
Master Snake
Chicago-style Deep Dish Stuffed Crust Meat Lovers pizza - the kind of pizza that makes your heart bleed with every bite! By the gods, that sounds good!
rivalscho0ls's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:48
rivalscho0ls
Sausage. Duh.
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:49
Shadowiii
Deep dish meat lovers. You know it.
bruceleethree's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:49
bruceleethree
Kratos would order an Extra Hercules Large pizza topped with eyeballs and limbs of his decapitated and maimed adversaries. He would then attach the pizza to a chain and swing it around taunting Zeus.
ShinAmano's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:49
ShinAmano
I am going with a White Pizza with Pepperon.
NapalmMcT DDS's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:50
NapalmMcT DDS
Pizza Hut meat lover's.

It's the only place with ingreidients suspect enough to be mutholgical beasts.

Though Chimera is gamey, and Kraken is best served raw.
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:50
aaronf
Anchovies.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:50
Bob Muir
He'd totally get any pizza with anchovies on it - those things are evil incarnate.
Saber's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:52
Saber
It would be the kind of pizza that, when you eat it, would cause older "fat" people to lose random memories and prevent certain system functions from working. Then, the pizza makers would release a statement a day later and warn those who owned the pizza not to eat it until it was updated.

So... it would be anchovy pizza.
fuzyjustin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:52
fuzyjustin
If Brad Nicholson has taught us anything about taking care of a muscular body, which Kratos does quite well, he would throw some lettuce on that shit. Lettuce Pizza.
Kevin Morrison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:52
Kevin Morrison
I would have to say veggie. After the massive amounts of blood spilled I think he would want a change of pace.
Zanjutsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:53
Zanjutsu
Honestly, I think Kratos is a mushroom guy. That earthy flavor matches his primary colors well.
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:53
Sonic9jct
It's not what he gets on his pizza. It's how he consumes it. First, through a QTE, he gets the pizza from the pizza boy, tips him, and slams the door all in the fraction of a minute. Then, having ordered the pizza unsliced, he throws the box up into the air where then uses the Blades of Chaos to both rip it from the box and slice it into 8 equal pieces. Now, with the box lain down upon the ground, helpless and weakened, he pins it down and proceeds to slowly pull off the slice furthest from him (in another QTE). He then clutches the crust of the slice, holds it out in front of himself, and watches as the sauce and cheese dip off the pizza and onto the white carpet beneath him, after which he then shoves it into his mouth to eat. He then does this seven more times for the remaining slices.

As for the topping? I dunno, let's say it's bacon.
CountZeroOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:53
CountZeroOR
Being that Kratos is Greek, and Greek food tends to feature to feature sheep and goats, I'm going to say that he had a pizza with feta cheese and roast lamb.

That's right, Kratos killed a baby sheep for his pizza. And he did it without mercy.
jboking's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:54
jboking
He has to be a fan of the meat and blood pizza.
Arsenic13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:54
Arsenic13
Flat crust with gorgon eyes, lightly dusted with succubus tears.
One bite and you scream "THIS. IS. SCRUMPTIOUS!"
Floameh's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 15:54
Floameh
Your mum
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