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God of War III breaks bones

6:00 PM on 03.20.2010   |   Matthew Razak

God of War III breaks bones photo

I know what you're thinking. No sh*t, Sherlock. God of War III is a really violent game, lots of bones get broken in it. I would agree. A post about God of War III being violent would be kind of idiotic at this point, but I'm not talking about fake bones, I'm talking about real ones. Some guy was playing GoW III so hardcore that he broke two fingers.

A doctor/reader over at Gizmodo sent in a radiograph showing off the broken hand and its two fractures. He also informed them that the patient came in after getting "so caught up in playing God of War III that he rolled over his hand with his knee and broke two fingers."

I've been sitting here for ten minutes trying to visualize how this even happened, but cannot think of a way where I would be holding a controller while playing a game and still be able to roll over my hand with my knee. I can only conclude that this man plays videogames in a very awkward position and must be some sort of contortionist. However he did it it doesn't look like he'll be beating the game any time soon.

God of War Smites Human Hand (X-Ray) [Gizmodo]








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KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 18:02
KingSigy
God of War is gore porn. Therefore, the man was masturbating and forgot about his hand.
EnigmaticHarle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 18:05
EnigmaticHarle
Kids, this is why you don't do E whilst playing a video game.
Haizeus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 18:07
Haizeus
PCP is da shit, yo.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 18:08
ace of knaves
I really hope he's lying to cover up a crime.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 18:11
grafkhun
How weak must his bones be if 'rolling over them with a knee' can break them?
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 18:18
Sean Carey
That's why this game was meant to be played with the power glove.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 18:21
EternalDeathSlayer
He was probably doing that thing where people like sorta move where they're moving in the game, like when Kratos just manages to dodge a boss attack and you sort of move your body in the same direction, or at least move the controller and your hands upward. I used to do this when I was younger and have seen more casual adult players do this a lot. They get really excited and shit.

Yeah, still doesn't explain this though.
AlphaDeus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 18:37
AlphaDeus
@EternalDeathSlayer: I like the part in God of War when Kratos gets so involved with the way he kills a cyclops that he accidentally rolls over his hand with his knees and breaks his fingers :p

Just my attempt at humor :P I honestly can't imagine how one could be positioned in a way to break their own fingers playing a game with a controller. Based on the image, I'm not doctor, but the only thing I can think of is he probably rested his knees on the controller and put too much pressure on his right hand, but again, no clue how this is possible.
Oishidesu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 18:38
Oishidesu
Confirmed: SkyNet isn't just one server......It's 2! *Dramatic Sound starts* It seems that Arnold Schwartzenegger messed up the Past and turned Sony to Skynet 2.0!
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 18:39
Sexualchocolate
someone on my friends list sent me a message the other day: "i just platinumed gow3 and punched a fucking wall"

in fact it was sayword from this site!!!!

I just beat it today, took two sittings, all night last night and all morning today.

Loved. Every. Fucking. Moment.

I'm not normaly a single player guy, but damn, i reckon it was the best sp game i've ever played.

Dantes inferno is nothing more than a fucking pissant compared to gow3, seriously put dante to shame.

No broken bones though - back to bad company 2.
watermanx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 18:55
watermanx
@SC
You haven't played a lot of single player games then.
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 19:00
Uther
This reminds me how button-mashing in the Bayonetta demo made my balls hurt, on two separate sessions. I doubt it had anything to do with what happens to her clothing during the scenes, but more with how demanding the game is for you to fill out the meter.
Dezroy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 19:05
Dezroy
Chubby hand looks chubby. I feel like judging people today. So, I think this man doesn't spend enough time outside, his diet and exercise is out of whack, and he drinks too much caffeine.

That "Gaming ruined my life" video probably applies to him.
WhiteZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 19:10
WhiteZombie
easy - his bones are weak from a diet of mountain dew and doritos, he weighs over 400lbs, and crushed himself under his gigantic girth. I base these assumptions on absolutely nothing.
Ramalho's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 19:16
Ramalho
I fucking loved this GoW (I used to hate the first one and like the 2nd just a little bit) but it isn't my best singleplayer game this generation (even though it took me only 2 sittings to finish it, lol). I think this guy is just trying to get an alibi.


P.S: Oblivion is the best single player game in this generation for me, I think I got 400h in that game before the 360 corrupted my files (it still won't load, lol)
RedCricketChase's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 19:24
RedCricketChase
I want to suck Dtoid's cock for using a Watchmen (graphic novel) header image.
CoruptAI125's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 19:40
CoruptAI125
This is one of the weirdest and stupidest things i've ever heard.
DanoftheDawn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 19:43
DanoftheDawn
It would have been nicer if they'd submitted the whole hand series, the better to demonstrate his pathology for us. Also, the marker placement is iffy (needlessly fussy here). But I don't envy the radiographer here; positioning carpal phalanx fractures for oblique and lateral views is no fun. D:

I'd have to go with one of the gizmodo commenters; the closest I've come to injuring myself gaming was repeated rotation of the N64 analogue stick with my palm. Strange mechanism of injury...Unless he was crouched and leaning forwards then overbalanced or something.
Max-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 19:45
Max-
God of war and the word epic are like bread and butter: it's like they were made to go together!
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 19:50
Nicojay2
One finger I can imagine but TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death by Yeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 19:55
Death by Yeti
but god of war isnt that hard or intense to break something
Brolsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 20:46
Brolsen
Wait how do I even...
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 21:20
Sexualchocolate
@watermanx

sure it's not the deepest gameplay, but fuck me is it epic and straight up impressive!

My jaw was on the flaw the whole time.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 21:20
Sexualchocolate
* floor even.

Lysdexia fail.
Frohike's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 21:23
Frohike
Playing one-handed? I... I'm going to slowly step away from this one.
Process My Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 21:28
Process My Meat
Honestly. You people are insane if you consider God of War 3 the best singleplayer game of this generation. Better than Fallout 3? Mass Effect? Mass Effect 2? Hell even Darksiders, Dragon Age Origins, or Borderlands?
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 21:34
Sexualchocolate
@process

fallout was good but i prefered gow, fallout despite being a really good game was a bit tedious and did'nt look too great, haven't played mass effect 1 or 2, didn't rate darksiders (only played 90 min demo) couldn't get into dragon age oranges (will buy, only rented) and borderlands, oh borderlands, it was a great game but the story was shit.

Gow just had it all, fun gameplay, great story, fantastic graphics, really sucked me in, love the setting, loved the characters, loved the scope and scale, impressed the shit out of me.
Jay Me's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 22:05
Jay Me
I think we need Mythbusters on the case.
Gorescream's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 22:09
Gorescream
What's that guy bitching about?

He broke a 2 bones while playing GoW 3, Kratos will be proud of him.
Mandy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 22:29
Mandy
How cute and dumb of him. And broking exactly those fingers.... how a wierd way to broke them. I think this guys is making up he broke it playing instead of the sad true that he was trying to finger himself while watching kratos maybe or the fap thing too.
Gee-Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 22:49
Gee-Man
How is that even possible? I mean really, think about. Find the closest game controller you have and put it in your hands. How does one fucking manage to get their KNEE onto their hands?

My best guess is that he's one of those weird gamers who plays games while kneeling and holds the controller close to the floor.
specter620's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:24
specter620
I call bullshit. For the doctor to submit the xray would be a violation of HIPAA and could get them in some serious shit. No doctor is going to jeopardize their career over something so trivial.
esin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:47
esin
Screw Ninja Gaiden and Devil May cry, GOW 3 is so hardcore, you beat it or it Breaks you.
Dr. Atrocious's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:56
Dr. Atrocious
"Hand" is just a euphemism for "Penis."
He broke his hard on for Kratos during the Poseidon kill scene.
Frohike's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:51
Frohike
@Sexualchocolate I loved it but hated the shit out of the double-jumping (must hit X in the exact right time window or no dice). Newcomer to the series so that's the only fault I could find really.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 01:14
fetusmilk
yeah the double jump and stupid pit dying is the only problem i have.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 05:35
Sexualchocolate
I died once from double jumping fail.

It was probably the worst part of the gameplay, but it wasn't that bad.

I mean double jumping has been around a long time guys.
Powasensi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 06:50
Powasensi
Probably changing game cd, guy crouched and sat on his fingers. dude was probably a little stoned. Or he did something realy embarassing and this is his best cover up
lokhe's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 09:13
lokhe
@Powasensi

Best cover up? :p nothing could be more silly that this xD
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 12:49
pl0x kthanxbai
gow of war


the only game that BEATS YOU before you BEAT IT
f ck    g d's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2010 00:28
f ck g d
"I've been sitting here for ten minutes trying to visualize how this even happened,"

Hahaha! I don't know what is funnier, this idot rolling over his hand or the thought of people sitting around trying to visulize it with really confused looks on their faces.

Let's all chip in and buy this same guy a Playstation Move. Maybe he'll decapitate himself.
Paul Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 18:30
Paul Tan
thats krezy!
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