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God of War: Betrayal blogging contest!  Win an 80GB Playstation 3! Scream!!! photo

Aaaaand welcome back to Destructoid, the only web site that gives you free Playstation 3's by the virtue of sacrificial virgin slaughtering to appease the Gods!  Kratos, can you please stop having an orgy and show our readers what's behind door number one?  Um, where the hell is that guy? Whatever ...  here's the grand prize:

A brand-spanking new PlayStation 3 premium bundle with HDMI output, 80GB of storage space, the ability to display Talladega Nights in full HD, and Motorstorm

While the Gods are gracious, we're even more thankful to our new sponsor God of War: Betrayal for making this giveaway a possibility. It's quite possibly the most hardcore cell phone game ever made (sorry Carmack) and available right now.  Here's how you can get it on AT&T/Cingular, Verizon, and Sprint. You can also see a trailer for it by texting KRATOS to 4SONY.  If you pick it up let us know what you think in the comments below!

Just goes to show -- I have a feeling we're going to see a lot more quality games about to hit mobile soon with the silent battle between the DS and the iPhone brewing, but that's another topic altogether. Bet you want to know how to pry this PSTriple from my cold dead robot arms, right?

Read on!

HOW TO WIN

No purchase necessary! This is a random drawing by ballots.  The contest ends in 30 days and there are 60 possible ballots you can acquire to increase your odds of winning. Destructoid regulars are at a slight advantage here because the sooner you found out about the contest, the better your odds are of winning.  Just a little love there for our loyal readers!

 

Win 1 Ballot Daily by posting a Betrayal comment here

Create a Destructoid comments account and post a comment on this post with the word Betrayal in it.  Your phrase should be unique every day (so we know you're not a bot).  Example: "My mom baked a pizza topped with horse testicles and BETRAYAL"

 

Win 30 Ballots by theming your community blog with Kratos

Create a custom God of War community blog header!  We are leaving this one highly up to interpretation. If its a photo of you with your head shaved in a miniskirt tearing a goat's head off, that counts too.  Just refrain from posting photos of double orgies, let's keep it SFW!  You can make something cool with the high res wallpapers attached to this story, that's cool too. Just upload your masterwork and announce it with a post in your blog.  We'll be making daily sweeps looking at these.  Watermark your masterpiece with your name so you don't get raped by a slacker.

*60 Ballot Bonus*

This month we are adding the ability to view Community Blog stats and will be displaying who the top ranked bloggers are.  Your Destructoid Rank is primarily calculated by most hits on all blog posts x the number of users that have commented on your blog *from different IP addresses* divided by how many attention-whoring posts we flag internally.  You pretty much have to not suck and you'll do great.  We are awarding 60 additional ballot points to the single top-ranked community blogger, doubling one person's chances of winning. 

The contest ends on September 19th, so get cracking!

 

CONTEST RULES - TEH' FINE PRINT

I was about to copy and paste our standard sweepstakes legal here which nobody will read or care about, so I thought I would paraphrase it and try to keep our web site as free from corporate bullshit as possible:

 

1) Contest eligible only for US and Canada residents.  We'd love to ship to the UK but it costs a bloody fortune, so if you're over there and have a friend in the States and want to stage an eleborate cheat of the rules involving reshipping between you two, we don't want to know!

2) You forfeit all your rights as a human being by entering this contest. Seriously. If you particiate in this contest we have the right to spill boiling coffee on you at McDonalds and laugh at you and you will like it.  Seriously though, by entering this contest you're basically agreeing to enter for fun and what Destructoid decides to do with the prize shall not involve you or your sissy-ass lawyer in any way whatsoever or we will sell your unconscious body on eBay (starting a t a penny without a reserve!) to a family of cannibals or gothic otters that cut themselves. 

3) Editors, staff, family of staff, ex-girlfriends, secret lovers, ladies in red, klansmen, ninjas, and pirates of Destructoid are not eligible for this contest.  Tipsters and news contributors are because, well, we don't pay you shit and we feel bad about it.  I swear, one day we'll at least bake you donuts.

4) The selection of the winner will be painstakingly done by hand by printing all the ballots out, cutting them, putting them into an empty can of peanuts, shaking them, and pulling out the winner.  We've given away a few PlayStation 3's, DS's, video cards, and so on and we always film the drawing when we do it and post it on YouTube.  We might do it live on Stickam this time if it doesn't implode the internet. Either way, you'll see a video of the drawing so you know it was done fair and square.  You'll also have a week to dispute any missing ballots before we do the drawing.

5) By participating this contest you agree that Destructoid and Sony Computer Entertainment and it's subsidiaries have no liability whatsoever. 

6) Everyone in the Destructoid Community has the right to kick your ass and block/ban your IP and eject you from the contest, so don't be a tool.

7) These rules may change at any time, and we may use the <marquee> tag on the entire post to make it scroll across your screen like text did on web sites in 1998. Hell, we may also choose to exercise the <blink> tag if we'd had a pint.

8) Have fun with it!  Please post any questions in the comments and we'll address them asap.

 

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JDevL's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:35
JDevL
i want to win a contest, but i don't want to win this prize.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:36
Niero
You can trade it in the black market for a baby, I think
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:37
BFeld13
TALLADEGA NIGHTS! BETRAYAL
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:37
Coonskin05
Niero, today is my 20th birthday and I would like a PS3.

Also, Betrayal.
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:39
BFeld13
Does this mean that my front page article from yesterday isn't worth shit?
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:39
JJ Rage
But I thought teh Dtoid army were 360 fanboys? This is the ultimate BETRAYAL, Niero. For shame.
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:39
MaximusPaynicus
If I do not win, you will know the true meaning of [u]Betrayal[/i], Mr. Neiro...

*hides his copy of "Organ Harvesting for Dummies"*
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:40
bluexy
So I was walking down the street when my shoe laces came untied, BETRAYAL.
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:40
MaximusPaynicus
...holy shit, I fail...
toastmatt's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:41
toastmatt
me wanting to win this really bad feels like a betrayal to my first love, nintendo :(

the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:41
the GAMEGOBLIN
Hell, I would take a dildo if it was free... and not used. I'm in.

"The epic betrayal of Niero in his Vietnam platoon forced them to cut off his head, and now he has a robot one."

I can only dream :)
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:43
Niero
Stats started counting today so you may get a little trickle there.

Try sending it around to a few web sites and see if they'll link into it, that's probably the best way to boost your stats organically.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:46
Coonskin05
Christ Niero, do you know what you're doing with this? Thousands of readers who like free shit times 30 days...This will be the most commented blog of all time...The servers, I can see them failing now
Funnydale's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:46
Funnydale
I want a second PS3 so I can commit the ultimate act of betrayal to Sony by installing Linux, Windows XP and a NES emulator!
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:46
Detry
The ULTIMATE D'TOID BETRAYAL: No D'toid thongs for sale yet.
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:46
JJ Rage
I'm going to Digg my own blog and then get accused of cheating.
LethalHairdo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:50
LethalHairdo
I went to open my beer and it exploded. I took this as a direct BETRAYAL by a dear friend (in this case my beer) resulting in a icky, sticky money-shot of fermentedness on the face.
hoonflap's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:51
hoonflap
i want to betrayal all over your face in smash bros. brawl
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:52
Aaron Mxy Yost
Boy, it sure would kick ass to win this God of War: Betrayal contest.
Bramenjam's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:53
Bramenjam
Alonzo Mosely on a scooter man! BETRAYAL
pG99's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 02:57
pG99
I see that most Playstation 2 users have switched to the vile Xbox360! BETRAYAL!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:01
ArrestedDeveloper
Episode 5: Betrayal of the chicken tacos
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:01
Detry
And I want a Fatal Fury trucker hat. Dammit.
Pilliy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:07
Pilliy
I went to cocksmack a bigdaddy and he said BETRAYAL!
DoctorEuphony's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:07
DoctorEuphony
I want what Detry wants.....what a betrayal
Dorin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:08
Dorin
isn't it sad that tearing a goat's head off is SFW but a double orgy isn't?

also, BETRAYAL cocks
JorTroN's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:11
JorTroN
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. Betrayal!
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:13
Wedge
BETRAYAL AT KRONDOR! =O

Now I need to think of any other games with betrayal in them...
Stratus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:13
Stratus
My 360 is red circled.......give me a PS3, also Betrayal.

(got you fuckers you thought I'd say something about being betrayed by mircosoft)
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:20
A New Challenger
So we're getting the one that trades hardware emulation for a measly 20 gigs (...and Motorstorm?) What a BETRAYAL of... something, like, principles, or some garbage like that.
idleeidolon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:23
idleeidolon
What? I'm not eligible? Betrayal.
BADInc's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:24
BADInc
Would you like to make f**k, BETRAYAL!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:26
Samit Sarkar
Stabbing someone in the back can be interpreted as betrayal.
doro's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:29
doro
BLah blah betrayal blah blah
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:30
EternalDarkWing
You may revert back to Web 1.0 Niero and use marquees and blinking shit? This is a BETRAYAL to the future of web design.
Skeeter's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:33
Skeeter
Peter Moore moving to EA Sports? BETRAYAL...
Maxpower's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:36
Maxpower
I want to win this for my birthday, BETRAYAL.
gomeja's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:37
gomeja
I'd like a bowl of goat offal with a side of betrayal.
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:38
Qalamari
Soooo... Why the word BETRAYAL? Is that some sort of semi-subliminal slap at Sony?

TheRob91's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:47
TheRob91
I have no qualms about my betrayal of Microsoft, I want a PS3.
sirmoosh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:47
sirmoosh
"So we know you're not a bot"
Bots have no chances of winning this?
I thought you would know better, Destructoid, than to discriminate against your own kind.


BETRAYAL
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 03:54
thisissami
this BETRAYAL would be perfect for my move-in to college!!
pwfd's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 04:02
pwfd
it'd be a BETRAYAL to skip this one!!
Xerosnake90's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 04:03
Xerosnake90
If I didn't at least try to win, BETRAYAL would be bestowed upon my beloved MGS4.
Biobob's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 04:04
Biobob
I always love a good bowl of betrayal after my haggis
NinjaMajik's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 04:08
NinjaMajik
Betrayal....and I can't think of anything witty or clever to put after that.
triforcer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 04:11
triforcer
i love the smell of fresh BETRAYAL in the morning.
Cheeseymonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 04:12
Cheeseymonkey
It would be BETRAYAL to my PS2 if I didn't at least try to win
conorGENOCIDE's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 04:24
conorGENOCIDE
I once made a marzipan voodoo effigy of the Fonz after smoking some Belluvian prayer hash at Sammy Davis jr's house. Betrayal!
LethalHairdo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 04:36
LethalHairdo
WOW! The nübs come in force rapid fire.
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