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Goat Simulator pulls a Dead Island for its emotional launch trailer


7:00 PM on 03.26.2014



Two seconds. Two seconds into this launch trailer for Goat Simulator and I was already laughing.

It's coming to Steam on April 1, 2014 because that's only fitting. To be clear, yes, Goat Simulator is an actual, real game even if it didn't start out as such. Pre-orderers will get access to the title four days early, so consider doing that if you're feeling eager. How could you not be?

This is a game whose sole existence makes me happy. It doesn't even need to be terribly fun, I don't think. That's almost become irrelevant. Long live weird-ass games.





Lick the world: Goat Simulator releases for Xbox One and Xbox 360 in April photo


Free 'Goat MMO Simulator' update coming Thursday photo


Goat Simulator is selling very well on Android and iOS photo


You can now play Goat Simulator on the go photo


All the assets in Goat Simulator were actually bought online photo


You've goat to be kidding: Goat Simulator coming to Xbox One photo


Goat Simulator is receiving a North American retail release via Deep Silver photo


These Goat Simulator patch notes are funny photo


Goat Simulator gets a new map, multiplayer, and more goats in June photo


Goat Simulator is actually getting a retail release in the UK photo


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3:30 PM on 03.13.2015
Lick the world: Goat Simulator releases for Xbox One and Xbox 360 in April

Oh, right, Goat Simulator is coming to Xbox One and Xbox 360. That's happening in April. This short new trailer says as much, but there's another reason to watch: a real goat stands on an Xbox One. It tickles me knowing they...more



11:35 AM on 11.17.2014
Free 'Goat MMO Simulator' update coming Thursday

Coffee Stain Studios hasn't stopped supporting its wonky physics sandbox game Goat Simulator, thank goodness. The mobile version didn't entice me, but this fantasy-themed Goat MMO Simulator expansion is exactly the type of w...more



12:00 PM on 09.23.2014
Goat Simulator is selling very well on Android and iOS

Goat Simulator is now on Android and iOS in addition to the PC, and according to Coffee Stain Studios, it's selling well -- very well in fact. So far they've reported over 100,000 sales over both platforms, which they conside...more



4:00 PM on 09.17.2014
You can now play Goat Simulator on the go

Coffee Stain Studios has brought Goat Simulator to iOS and Android. It's $4.99. While the game is surely best controlled with something other than a touch screen, the make-your-own-fun sandbox experience is suitable for mobil...more



2:30 PM on 08.13.2014
All the assets in Goat Simulator were actually bought online

Coffee Stain Studios' Goat Simulator began as a joke, a secret IP that was never meant to achieve the critical acclaim it has today. Armin Ibrisagic, a game designer that worked on Goat Simulator, stated that due to all the s...more



7:25 AM on 08.12.2014
You've goat to be kidding: Goat Simulator coming to Xbox One

Coffee Stain's Goat Simulator started as a wacky concept that took off faster than anyone could've ever imagined. After its positive reception on PC, it's heading to another petting zoo where a new audience can fawn over...more



3:00 PM on 06.28.2014
Goat Simulator is receiving a North American retail release via Deep Silver

Not too long ago, we announced that Goat Simulator would be receiving a retail release in the UK. A boxed version of the bizarre farm animal simulator was awesome news, but North American gamers were still relegated to the di...more



12:45 PM on 06.03.2014
These Goat Simulator patch notes are funny

Coffee Stain Studios clearly had fun detailing patch 1.1 for Goat Simulator, which adds four-player local splitscreen, wallrunning, more goats, bike riding, and other stuff at no additional cost to you, valued player. Here's ...more



12:00 PM on 05.20.2014
Goat Simulator gets a new map, multiplayer, and more goats in June

Goat Simulator was fun while it lasted but more content to mess around with is sorely needed. Coffee Stain Studios says patch 1.1 is arriving later than previously announced, now on June 3, in order to make sure the new map i...more



8:00 PM on 04.24.2014
Goat Simulator is actually getting a retail release in the UK

Are you ready to headbutt cars and lick strangers? Me too. How about in-game, though? Get ready to do it all over again with Goat Simulator's upcoming physical release in the UK. Koch Media announced today that a retail ...more




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3:30 PM on 03.13.2015
Lick the world: Goat Simulator releases for Xbox One and Xbox 360 in April

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