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Go to McDonalds, play on an N64 photo

Only joking! Sort of. 

I'm always amused by old signs and billboards that somebody just hasn't been bothered to take down, advertising things that people can't be bothered to make anymore. This has to be one of my favorite, however. A McDonalds in Culver City, CA is still "offering" a PlayPlace area for kids that features an N64. 

I'm not sure which would be the worse disappointment. Retro gamers noticing the sign, pulling up and discovering that the sign is outdated, or modern day kids noticing the sign, rushing in and discovering the sign is true, being greeted as they would be by an ancient, archaic, obsolete piece of gaming history that they've probably never heard of. 

In any case, this is a quite a silly post. 

[Thanks, Daniel!]








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marxistforlife's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:04
marxistforlife
The McDonalds in Eugene, OR (on Silver) has 4 N64 consoles, featuring Mario Tennis, Winnie the Poo and Super Mario 64! All of the controllers are messed up and SM64 is usually stuck at the title sequence (Mario's face), but I still nostalgia every time I pop in.
HoodedMiracle's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:14
HoodedMiracle
That's actually sorta awesome. Unless the games suck, which they likely do.
jaycobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:15
jaycobo
Mr. Sterling, you silly silly man. What a silly post you have there, you big silly. Its just too silly for words; well, other than silly of course.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:15
DaedHead8
A McDonalds near me still has Gamecubes in their play room, not sure which games are currently in them though.
Happy Chainsaw Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:17
Happy Chainsaw Man
There's a McDonalds in Carmel, Indiana that had a couple of N64s set up last time I was inside, maybe 6 months ago. One of them was running Banjo-Kazooie.
Lydeck's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:18
Lydeck
Why does that say McDonads?
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:20
randombullseye
Seriously, a twitter photo is a fucking news post?

You can write features. Review an old game. You could just do an interview. Shit do something. This is the worst, the absolute worst, that I've seen.

I'm ashamed to comment on this one.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:21
Xzyliac
Yeah I remember seeing N64's in Mickey D's before in the last 5 years or so in my travels.

I've seen one that worked, the manager was a big videogame nerd and he made sure the controllers and stuff were as prestine as possible, and nothing is better than getting your ass out of a 20 hour car ride, grabbing some nasty cheap ass burgers, and rocking the ol' Super Smash Bros. and Super Mario 64 for an hour. My uncle is the one who was driving us and he plays videogames and I can't tell you how excited he was. It was pretty sweet find.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:22
Xzyliac
@randombullseye
If only there was way to avoid doing optional things you don't want to do.
jaycobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:24
jaycobo
@randombullseye

Troll elsewhere. Its just an interesting bit to start the morning.
Mr. Leo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:25
Mr. Leo
N64 ftw
mondaysalmon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:30
mondaysalmon
My dentist still has an N64 running Mario Kart. It works and I see kids playing it whenever I go.
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:38
Jonathan Ross
I drive by this almost every time I go to hang out at Naia's house!
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:39
The Silent Protagonist
N64 is "retro" now? Its outdated, yeah, not N64 and PSOne do not spring to mind when I think "retro."
Nolan South's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:40
Nolan South
N64's are actually still manufactured for hotels, restaurants, and other venues.

How does that make you feel?
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:46
Trebz
I've been passing by that very McDonalds all the time, and I rarely thought anything of it. Although i've only been inside it once, when they did, I wonder if they still have it now.
Misstawnii's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:48
Misstawnii
Nintendo 64.. What a legendary console. Having a 'Doctor' for it helped. <3
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:48
AceFlibble
Someone 'shop that to sat McGonad's. Please.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 11:54
wanderingpixel
I can eat a Big Mac and play Goldeneye? YES PLEASE!
Combitone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 12:02
Combitone
I want to be able to play a Vectrex at Burger King.
Clov3r's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 12:07
Clov3r
there's a McD's not too far from my house here in Plano that still has an n64 as well.... and as for the dissapointment: I work at a Daycare for a LA Fitness and when our Gamecubes broke (yes we haev gamecubes) A coworker brought over her N64.

THE KIDS WENT BALLISTIC!! They loved it more than the n64 kid loved his. We recently had to take it out due to some minor renovations and I'm not joking - some of our kids actually cried about it.

So see, the N64 can be appreciated by all generations :D
Just make sure you stock up on Mario games and Yoshi Story... oh and Pokemon SNAP! :)
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 12:09
RenegadePanda
McDonad's? Wish we had those here.

But even if I could stomach the garbage Mickey's serves, I'd just bring it home and play on my 64, with good games.

Since I'm sure their selection is (was?) limited to the worst of E rated games. Based on the BK nearby who spent the big bucks on Playstations only to give me crappy sports games and a single racing game no one had heard of.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 12:11
Los255
ancient, archaic, obsolete piece of gaming history

Damn son, why you hating?
froman46992's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 12:31
froman46992
omg your right that billions and billions is a understatement on how many products where served in the mcdonalds franchise. good eye for catching that
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 12:32
Mr Andy Dixon
Add Kelso, WA to this list as well. Can't tell you whether they still work or not, but they're still there.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 12:47
eternalplayer2345
there was an n64 in my mcdonalds until like last years, I /think/ they got rid of it
D Chap's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 12:48
D Chap
Darn kids of today have no appreciation for the glory that was the N64!

@marxist4life: the worst is that feeling after finding an N64 and realizing the joystick is completely shot.
VinceNotVance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 12:50
VinceNotVance
The Mickey D's located in the Fashion Island mall in Orange County has Gamecubes (you know how upscale it is in the OC). One with Mario Kart, the other with Super Smash Bros. Melee. Suffice to say, I kinda freaked out when I found these systems in such an odd location.
britishinterwebs's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 13:00
britishinterwebs
That's pretty epic. Shame the food sucks though.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 13:19
de BLOO
There's another one in Santa Ana I would always see.

Back when I Lived...in.....Cali.... T_T
DeathStrikesBack's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 13:38
DeathStrikesBack
They had this in the Bay Area years ago, I remember Union City having one that had F-Zero on all four consoles.
Ninja In Distress's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 13:43
Ninja In Distress
One of the McDonalds here in Beaumont, Texas still has 4 N64s hooked up. Mario Tennis, Mario Kart, F-zero, and some Mikcey Mouse racing game. Overall, not a bad couple of choices, easy pick and play kinda things.
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 13:44
TheDirtyHobo
Hah, what a joke. Our McDonalds Playplace has DDR! No, really. I'm serious.
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 13:53
JLanphear
Hey, I've been to that McDonald's! :D

If you go to the McDonald's in Koreatown (right next to the Brass Monkey where KARE3OKE was held, they also have an N64 station).
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 14:12
Artemus
Better than nothing, I would say.
It is rather funny to see the sign still up, years later! A ha ha!
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 14:19
naia-the-gamer
That McDonalds is on Venice and Overland and just a few blocks away from where I live. Every time Zero Atma and I drive past it, I make fun of the fact that it still has a Nintendo 64 station inside. I've eaten there a couple of times too.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 14:23
phantomile
I've been to multiple McDonalds that still have N64s in their Playplaces; that sign isn't lying.
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 14:26
Kalmah
Goldeneye 007 or no service for me, McDonald's.
Michael Nix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 14:27
Michael Nix
I remember the McDonalds I used to go had a demo of majora'a mask set up.
guitarman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 14:40
guitarman
There's still several McDs with N64s here in Orlando.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 14:53
ace of knaves
If it was a Wendy's I would be sold.
Z0L0's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 14:59
Z0L0
Here in England, we simply throw coins at tramps, when visiting fast-food outlets( no way am I gonna say 'restaurants'). That, and try to avoid a stabbing.
flea friend's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 16:20
flea friend
I used to live half a block away from the McDonalds in that photo. That sign was accurate back in 2006, I don't know about now, though.
whatthi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 16:20
whatthi
- would you like superman64 with your burger sir?
- yeah that woul...nooooooooooooooooooo
George Eric Oliver's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 16:43
George Eric Oliver
I wish the McDonoalds on campus had an N64 in the Playplace.....or even a playplace for that matter
Sanious's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 17:15
Sanious
This actually reminds me of a robbed happy moment that I had at Taco Bell. Taco Bell had this thing where you got these 'chips' on top of your drink and each number got you something, and it was advertised that if you got the number 64 you win a 64.

I got the 64 and I literally ran up to the counter and yelled that I had it. I was super excited, I hardly ever won anything in my life and this was great. I handed the lady the chip and she said 'You win a free taco'. I looked at the chip and that is what it was, I got 64 and it was a free fucking Taco. I never felt so robbed and unhappy in my life again.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 17:22
Xzyliac
@Sanious
I lul'd. Sorry.
the guy with the hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 17:33
the guy with the hat
*ahem* Super mario 64? still awesome (only mario game I like, no joke!)
gerfty's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 17:36
gerfty
@ Nolan South i am always amazed when i am at a hotel and see one of those controllers laying in a drawer or in the entertainment stand. i always wonder why they picked the n64 and are still sticking with it.
CyberStrike3000X's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 18:06
CyberStrike3000X
A McDonald's near me has them too, and they've been there for several years.

None of them work anymore though. They've been broken since around 2005.

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