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Go OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND to win a special 360 and DBZ: Burst Limit photo

Destructoid is committed to bringing its readers the best contests we can, and thanks to our friends at Rocket XL, we are proud to offer one lucky Dtoid fan the chance to win a Llama Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit edition Xbox 360 (estimated value $2500!!!) and a copy of the game to play on it. You'll also get a T-shirt, hat and poster. Just because we can do that.

What do you have to do in order to win this most fabulous prize? Well, as tempting as it was to give it to the first person to make this post's thread over nine thousand comments long, I have instead settled on something a little more entertaining. To be the sole winner of all the precious swag, you must amuse me with your rendition of the infamous "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND" scene from Dragon Ball Z and post it as a Community Blog. Just make sure the c-blog's title has "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND" (use as many A's as you like) in it.

Your recreation of the greatest moment in animation history could take many forms, as long as it incorporates the famous line and makes me laugh. Be it a Photoshop, a comic, or a video of some kind, just let your imagination run wild and make sure it's funny. Whomever can make me laugh the most with their Nine Thousandry will get the Xbox 360 and related gear.

You have the rest of the month to complete your assignment. The contest officially ends on June 30 at 23:59 GMT. As much as I want to include my countrymen, I regret to inform you that this contest is open to US residents only. There can be only one winner. Forcing a pig into a medieval-style catapult won't guarantee victory, but may increase chances dramatically.






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ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:15
ThunderHeartXI
Fuck the U.S.

That is all.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:16
Coonskin05
Haha, not even Sterling can give prizes to the UK. You guys are fucked. :)
Risky's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:19
Risky
Nappa don't touch it!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:22
Bob Muir
I can't wait for the tons of people who make OVER 9000 comments in this post.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:23
Jim Sterling
Necros:

Do you think OVER 9000 people will do it?
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:23
Puppy Licks
Do you know how many Non-U.S. D-Toiders are upset that this contest is US only?

That's right;
OVER FUCKING 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come Sterling, I thought us Commonwealth chaps had to stick together?
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:24
Bob Muir
@ Jim

I'd have to check my scouter.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:26
Puppy Licks
Well somebody had to say it :)

On a side not have you tried the DBZ drinking game?
You watch the show and take a shot every time somebody exclaims their disbelief at another fighter's ability.

No!! This cannot be! It's IMPOSSIBLE!!
xMalachi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:27
xMalachi
How many entries can I make?
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:29
LarkOhiya
My scouter readings are just in. ITS OVER 900000! now to cliff for the weather.

I'm so going to make a video for this. gelled hair and big shoulder pads here i come.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:29
Sharpless
As desperate as I am for a 360, I don't think even I can sink this low.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:30
Jim Sterling
xMalachi:

OVER 9000!

Also, For the attention of European readers: I know I should be looking out for my fellow Eurotrash, and I do apologize that this current giveaway is US only. However, I'll see to it that you guys are looked after in the future. Not all my contacts are based in the US.
EX35's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:30
EX35
Question: Does Flash Animations count?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:31
Jim Sterling
Sharpless: Oh you'll fucking do it. We WILL have your dignity.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:31
Jim Sterling
EX35: It can be anything.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:31
Sharpless
Even worse, I think I know how to win this. Sadly, I lack the technical know-how to pull it off. ItemForty or Lemon could probably do it, though...
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:32
Tino
this could be the greatest contest ever. I really don't like dbz at all, not since i was 14. The games are quite fun though and seeing this clip remade could be priceless.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:35
Maurice Tan
If a european person enters and wins, the 360 should go to Sharpless or Tazar.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:40
Puppy Licks
I'll forgive you Jim.

.....this time.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:50
Darren Nakamura
How many times have I heard this meme after having gotten sick of it already?

Anybody?

Anybody?
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:50
Chicken008
Awesome contest, but damn, I live in Canada! >:(
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:56
maxio098ui
feck the man. the man dont do shit for europe so feck him
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:58
RAB
[size=9000]IT'S OVER NINE FUCKING THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!



WUT, NINE-THOUSAND???[/sze]
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 20:59
AngelsDontBurn
I'll see if I can come up with some retarded video for this.
twesterm's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 21:06
twesterm
It's over nine thousaaand!
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/twesterm/over-nine-thousaaaaand-91279.phtml
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 21:07
Dead Movie Star
If I can get my mic to work I am going to win this mofo.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 21:11
RAB
Also WTF IS A LLAMA 360???
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 21:12
covah
llama are modders
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 21:14
Dead Movie Star
[url]http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/2/0/e207f00721b1b6ca6f459056d59f63c8.mp3] Here is the sound file [/url]
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 21:16
Dead Movie Star
How many entries can we make?
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 21:21
KamikazeTutor
THIS POST IS DECEIVING!
HAVING A BRITISH GUY ANNOUNCE A U.S. ONLY CONTEST.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 21:23
Maurice Tan
Would it be possible to make it videos only? For the sake of saving the cblogs? :)
The Unforgivable's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 21:23
The Unforgivable
Man I wanna win! Let me think of something.
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 21:51
LarkOhiya
I was thinking of a video or a webcomic. I'll do the comic first because i'll have higher quality work and quicker completion with that. video of i have time.
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:07
DanMazkin
no...this can't be....
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:09
nebones
Fuckin' America
sicPOS's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:13
sicPOS
as much as I hate this meme I'll give it a shot

since I'm lacking in the 360 area
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:35
Alexradl
America, Fuck Yeah!

I might give it a try. I can't guarantee that it will be any good...
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:40
Electro Lemon
If I win this, I can sell my other 360 and buy a PS3. So in. I'm starting planning right now.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:42
Electro Lemon
I have zero dignity. I'll fucking run up the streets nude yelling "OVER 9000! VEGETA? MORE LIKE VAGINA!"
Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:50
Blake
I may attempt this.

Expect it to fail, though.
Pilliy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:58
Pilliy
As much as I'd love to win it and hawk it off for some cash. I'm doubting it's the 'ultimate prize', or at least not in my mind because if it was it would involve some kind of woman that can't talk and obeys all my commands
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 22:58
Electro Lemon
@Dexter

8,999 times.
Quisling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:19
Quisling
Yeah, really not my kind of contest. Or prize.

Sorry Jim, I found this to be lackluster and full of a little failsauce.
Chaoticwolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:29
Chaoticwolf
What kind of 360 is it? As in, elite, premium, etc?
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:40
Electro Lemon
@ChaoticWolf

As if that even matters, ITS BLACK.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 23:53
TrailerParkJesus
Awesome giveaway, but its no taco soup
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 00:09
007
True, TPJesus. So very true.
Crumpet Lips's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 01:11
Crumpet Lips
Get fucked 9,000 times America. Why do you guys get all the comps? :(
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