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Go Alone in the Dark to win an Xbox 360, AitD and plenty o' swag photo

Mr. Destructoid is feeling very generous this month (if you're a US resident, of course; let's get that crapstorm outta the way right now). Hot off the heels of our OVER 9000 contest (which is still running and has a deadline extension -- more on that later), we've teamed up with Rocket XL to give away another Xbox 360, this time with a copy of Alone in the Dark, a hat, a T-shirt, a flashlight and an Edward Carnby figure.

What do you have to do in order to win this stuff? Well, since I'm already destroying the CBlogs with our other contest, I thought I'd be more merciful to the community and force myself to suffer instead. What I want you to do is put your artistic skills to use and draw what you think happens to other videogame characters when they are alone in the dark. We already know what Edward Carnby has to put up with, but how about Pikachu, or Kratos? When the lights go out, what do they get up to? Simply email jim @ destructoid.com with your artistic renderings.

And now you can see why I'm due to suffer. I dread to think how many images of Yoshi masturbating I'm going to get in my inbox now. Let's at least try and keep it moderately original and ... not so penile ... please? Now, the rules:

The contest runs for a month -- deadline ends July 23, 2008.

One entry per contestant.

Email must be titled "Alone in the Dark Contest," otherwise you'll die or something. 

Offer is open to US residents only. Again, apologies to my friends in Europe and Canada. I promise I am working on something more worldwide for you guys.

I want these images hand-drawn. Yes, this is no Photoshop contest, you maggots. With pencils, crayons, an electronic drawing device (not Paint; a hand drawing device) or your own dried blood, I want pictures hand-drawn and then scanned/photographed/whatever'd. Most inventive and funny image wins. 

Good luck!






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Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 15:39
Corncobtacular
Post them in the comment section so we can see them too!
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 15:39
Spartacus
How many entries? I need to know how many times I can send you crude drawings of Birdo wanking.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 15:40
Justice
Such an awesome idea for a contest, but the choice in prize winners location be damned!
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 15:40
covah
I'm interested in what "and more!" is
Foe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 15:42
Foe
Hey Jim,

Is it against the rules to use Painter and a Cintiq? I mean it's still hand drawn just not scanned or photographed.

THanks!
FOE
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 15:45
Jim Sterling
Foe:

That would be acceptable.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 15:48
Maurice Tan
Booooooooooooooooooooooo!
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 16:03
bbrigg1
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 16:04
Twisted Imp
That's a first, not allowed for Canadians.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 16:07
Electro Lemon
HAHAHAH

I fucking laugh every time that you announce a US only contest.
I'm not bothering entering this because I plan to enter the Over 9000 contest in a few days.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 16:19
Aaron Mxy Yost
I dread to think how many images of Yoshi masturbating I'm going to get in my inbox now.

Well there goes my idea.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 16:33
big filth
awesome contest!!

it would be nice to have a place where we could all see the drawings though. :/

hmmmmmm. now that my yoshi masturbating idea is out, what to do, what to do.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 16:36
Jim Sterling
big filth: What makes you think that you won't be seeing all the pics? :-)
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 16:36
mix
If I pick up my prize at the border can I enter...... Can I....no?..... :(

As long as your next contest for us "non-Americans" is also followed by hand drawn entries I will be damn happy as it's a breath of fresh air for people who can only use (or have accesss to paint)
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 16:49
Teta
Jim Sterling said:
Offer is open to US residents only. Again, apologies to my friends in Europe and Canada. I promise I am working on something more worldwide for you guys.

Thank you Mr Sterling, for thinking about the nice 3 latin american guys who visit regulary this page.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 17:26
big filth
oh ok, cool! I dont know why I thought that?

cant wait to see what everyone does.

(I cant draw for shit unfortunately) :(
xdaytime's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 18:10
xdaytime
I call sonic giving mario a blowjob!!!
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 18:10
mistic
so will the world-wide contest ban US-residents from joining?
Crumpet Lips's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 19:19
Crumpet Lips
Jim next time you should just label the title with a US ONLY COMPETITION just to get rid of the 50+ comments that are nothing but flaming for the fact that it is a US only competition +1 of my flaming comments :)
xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 20:01
xe-cute
Yeah lets have a world wide competition sometime as mistic says and BAN ALL USA entries.

This sux for us UK peeps, we constantly get screwed by game companies and now by game blogs :(
Drksan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 20:10
Drksan
Great now I need to buy a decent scanner.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 20:15
Jim Sterling
The Podcastle gave you a UK only contest once.

It got two entries.
Drksan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 20:15
Drksan
... and sell my soul for decent drawing skills.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 20:29
RAB
wait a minute...








who the fuck is meepjeep?
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 21:35
Cheeburga
Already got an idea.. :]
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 01:36
Batthink
"Offer is open to US residents only. Again, apologies to my friends in Europe and Canada. I promise I am working on something more worldwide for you guys."

Jim, if you don't give us another compo, and we have this paragraph come up again, I swear, it will not just me throttling you. (j/k)
CHRZASZCZ's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 04:31
CHRZASZCZ
Whenever I read Jim announcing yet another US only contest I feel the uncontrollable urge to stab him in the balls with a wooden fork... :/
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 04:47
Jim Sterling
Since when has this become MY fault? I can't help it if US-based companies want to give me games consoles and don't want to pay the exorbitant taxes that come with internationally shipping such consoles.
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 08:35
BlackSheep
is using Colors for the DS acceptable?
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2008 11:01
LarkOhiya
I fear not the ceark. I've only begun to flex my artistic muscle!
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 19:02
4knuckleshuffle
No Canadians? Jim, you buggercunt!
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2008 02:55
nebones
When do Australians get a contest? :[
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2008 12:07
4knuckleshuffle
So... tempted... to spam with stuff thats banned on /b/.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 03:08
Skribble
:(

my kangaroo cries at not being able to enter
boots555's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2008 09:04
boots555
You make Canada sad. :`(
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 10:20
BluFire
America fuck yeah
My drawing skills suck but I'll see what I come up with.
ME4Twaffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2008 00:37
ME4Twaffle
My entry: it will make you cry. D:
But in a good way ;D
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