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If Volition is going to hold out on portioning out the phallic fun equally to both in-game sexes(or at least let one give 'the Boss' lips to put Mick Jagger's to shame below the waist),there had better be a good excuse for it, like it's being saved for the sequel or DLC.
I sometimes wonder if the creative teams behind Saints Row conpiled a bunch of wish-list items from people on the internet and decided to follow their suggestions to the T.
Can one make the main character's skin blue?It would be as if the power of Doctor Manhattan(or Papa Smurf?) was placed in the hands of the average person. And by power,I mean phallus. It's still taking place in America,after all.
does it affect game play in any way? like a long schlong attracts different npc's out on the streets etc? or is it strictly for looks?
also that stag hover bike is lookin wicked sick!
also that stag hover bike is lookin wicked sick!
I hope the NPCs react to the nakedness, fatness, furry suit, sex appeal or whatever, otherwise it's only midly funny
But, man. It's like they hired children to design this game. I still have drawings of ridiculous weapons designs for an imaginary video game I made when I was 11 years old, complete with all the stats. Stuff like people metlers and rabid cat launchers. Do you think I could sell them my drawings?
But, man. It's like they hired children to design this game. I still have drawings of ridiculous weapons designs for an imaginary video game I made when I was 11 years old, complete with all the stats. Stuff like people metlers and rabid cat launchers. Do you think I could sell them my drawings?
I really hope that if you make a character with a monster Johnson that the prostitutes scream and run away from you.
if this doesn't win game of the year at least from ONE reputable website it will be a bigger upset than when Citizen Kane didn't win the academy award for best picture and all said "reputable" websites will lose every bit of their credibility.
seriously, just the PREVIEWS of this game have had absolutely NOTHING that can be criticized.
Usually the criticism they level at it is "IT'S IMMATURE!" or "IT'S STUPID!" well to them I say, pull your pretentious heads out of your collective pretentious assholes and have some fucking fun for once in your lives. just because it's not "depressa-thon 9000, your grandma's committing suicide while a big-headed child protagonist gets killed a lot" doesn't make ita bad game. if you don't purchase this on day 1 or at least new, you are a disgrace to gaming
seriously, just the PREVIEWS of this game have had absolutely NOTHING that can be criticized.
Usually the criticism they level at it is "IT'S IMMATURE!" or "IT'S STUPID!" well to them I say, pull your pretentious heads out of your collective pretentious assholes and have some fucking fun for once in your lives. just because it's not "depressa-thon 9000, your grandma's committing suicide while a big-headed child protagonist gets killed a lot" doesn't make ita bad game. if you don't purchase this on day 1 or at least new, you are a disgrace to gaming
"You can give your character a giant penis or giant breasts,"
I'm in!
"depending on the sex of your character."
...I'm out.
I'm in!
"depending on the sex of your character."
...I'm out.
@corduroy turtle
think about the giant schlong physics , while riding a hover bike!! that things gonna be all over the place!!
think about the giant schlong physics , while riding a hover bike!! that things gonna be all over the place!!
I have a question why are game devs (well America in general really) so scared of sex. What's the point of doing something so blatantly retarded, for the sake of humor I'm assuming, if your not gonna go all the way with it? Your still going to scolded for it by anti-video game nut jobs. So why not just grow a pair and let your characters privates hang out?
We can cut people's heads off, bash an entire culture and make them the main enemies in every war based video game out there (Middle East and Russia are the two mostly used), and shoot and nuke each other to death. Once though that a game wants to show us skin everyone gives the angry internet rage face. The American population seriously needs to get its head out of its ass.
We can cut people's heads off, bash an entire culture and make them the main enemies in every war based video game out there (Middle East and Russia are the two mostly used), and shoot and nuke each other to death. Once though that a game wants to show us skin everyone gives the angry internet rage face. The American population seriously needs to get its head out of its ass.
@Spaz: No one can resist imitating a pleasurable action when seen on screen in America. If they censored people eating on TV, it might be possible that not everyone there would be fat!
Even just seeing the body parts which make fluid food for the end product of sex causes 'baby' to want to have it, mixing sex and food together in a way that it would take mankind years of weaving the Internet to dredge up in the form of voreaphilia!
Why,no one would ever dream of committing an act of violence just because they played violent video games because violence hurts. Even when the reputable experts say that video games influenced the riots, they mostly talk about that one game series with solicitatable hookers in it. It was the implication of women's naughty bits in games that made them all fly into a lustful rage.
Crushing crotches is okay. Touching anything in the crotch region with a clutched fist which isn't moving at optimal ramming speed is a big no-no!
Even just seeing the body parts which make fluid food for the end product of sex causes 'baby' to want to have it, mixing sex and food together in a way that it would take mankind years of weaving the Internet to dredge up in the form of voreaphilia!
Why,no one would ever dream of committing an act of violence just because they played violent video games because violence hurts. Even when the reputable experts say that video games influenced the riots, they mostly talk about that one game series with solicitatable hookers in it. It was the implication of women's naughty bits in games that made them all fly into a lustful rage.
Crushing crotches is okay. Touching anything in the crotch region with a clutched fist which isn't moving at optimal ramming speed is a big no-no!
@Faux Furry I really can't tell if you're serious or not with how nonsensical that whole post was...
@Spaz
Get it on PC and wait for mods. You'll get to see all the naked floppy penises you want. No need to get mean with Americans and their anus hats.
@FauxFurry
Uh... What the fuck?
Get it on PC and wait for mods. You'll get to see all the naked floppy penises you want. No need to get mean with Americans and their anus hats.
@FauxFurry
Uh... What the fuck?
@TheNephilym: I don't really care about genitals shaking everywhere or if they don't. But when your doing something so blatant, why hide try to sugarcoat it so to speak. I mean people are going to be able to tell that's WTH is going on. If I did get this game though it would be on the pc anyways :D.
@Faux Furry: That made me laugh.
@Faux Furry: That made me laugh.
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