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Give yourself a giant penis in Saints Row: The Third

1:00 PM on 08.17.2011

So I talked about this in my full hands-on preview, but I felt this news needed a story of its own just so everyone is aware here. In case you haven't found out yet, Saints Row: The Third has a new "sex appeal" feature that's been added to the character customization option. Basically, you can give your character a gigantic penis or gigantic breasts depending on the sex of your character.

Obviously, your clothes bulge in size based on how big your sexual package is. But what's the point if you can't see how big everything is? Well you can! Sort of. You can run around the new Saints Row completely naked, but the naughty bits are censored by that distorted pixel effect. So you can kind of make out your characters penis or breasts as they flop around everywhere. Oh yes, physics apply to your enhanced features and it's just amazing how floppy everything can be.

VIDEOGAMES!!!

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