Yeah, so I've never been a fan of a holiday forcing love, but hey, this is gaming and fashion related so I have to post this. Tonight's shirt.woot is called "Player 2: A Love Story" and was designed by haxrox. The shirt is based on the "Roses are red poem" and it's just so damn tacky.
But hey, who am I to judge? If you're looking for a good Valentine's Day gift for your gamer, then this is it. As always, today's shirt.woot is just $10 and it's available in limited quantities. By the way, the "push start" line in the poem refers to a man's penis. Probably.
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5:00 AM on 02.04.2010
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I think that's a very sweet shirt. I wonder if I could get away with giving that to my girlfriend for Valentine's Day.
so, i go there everyday, chuckle for 5 seconds and then ponder how anyone with dignity would wear them and look other people in the eye.
"hey, here's a vaguely witty illustrated pun or slogan that someone else wrote. it's kinda funny."
They're over at Woot Shirts, so the link is:
http://shirt.woot.com/
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