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Give us your best Overlord captions and win your own minions photo

Look at that header picture. No, don't just look -- GAZE upon think. Think hard. There's a lot going on there. Lots of different minion faces, the Overlord's pose, his body language ... this picture needs a caption. Here's the deal: you make one up for me, and I send you a free copy of Overlord II for Xbox 360 and your very own Minion figurine to match. Good deal, right?

This contest will run through July 21st and is open to all countries. Just think up your best caption for the picture above and put it in the comments. Example:

"Master, Paul isn't feeling well... after you stuck your hand up there his eyes just wandered to the sides and he's never looked the same since..."

That's how you do it (well, except you should be funnier, because I'm not that funny). If it helps you to actually take the picture and write the captions in it and then paste it in the comments, go for it. Good luck, and think evil!


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PenKaizen's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:07
PenKaizen
"BEHOLD YOU REWARD, GLORIOUS PIE!"
PenKaizen's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:07
PenKaizen
Your*
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:07
mourning orange
*Michael Jackson voice* EEEE HEEE! Jamone!
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:08
Daxelman
"Master, the r-reason we don't use that weapon is because it's h-highly unstable...D-Don't let it overcharge!"
highlatency's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:08
highlatency
"Pick me!"
RudyChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:08
RudyChan
"MINIONS, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!"
mrblacksuit's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:09
mrblacksuit
High five! Anyone?
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:09
Sonic9jct
Somewhere, on the other side of the globe, under the same moon, another Overlord reaches out, longing for his true purpose, his true soulmate, his true... Overlord.
Largo Peligro's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:10
Largo Peligro
ONWARDS!
TONIGHT WE SHALL CONQUER MCDONALDS!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:10
Monodi
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDD"
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:10
SuitcoatAvenger
"So, while your taggin' her from behind, you grab onto her hips and say another woman's name and then hold on for as long as you can while she tries to kick you off like a bronco at a rodeo. Get it?"
mxs102's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:11
mxs102
"Uh...Master, how much longer do we have to hold this pose? Larry is starting to drool on me, and I REALLY have to pee!"
Eques-Ardor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:12
Eques-Ardor
MINIONS! WITNESS this most-AWESOME of HIGH 5's!
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:12
Havoc Fang
"Young Man! Theres a place you can go!"
that1dude24's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:12
that1dude24
Taxi? TAXI!
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:13
Necro BABS
Having just installed his new evil disco strobe glove the overlord field tested on some browns interupting their interprative dance routine of "don't stop believing" by journey.
TheRedScorpion's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:14
TheRedScorpion
Minion: "Sir, disco died out before you were even born."

Overlord: "STOP! In the name of love!"
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:14
Dimly
"I shall never wash this hand again!"
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:18
Isay Isay
"Imma chargin' mah arm!!!"

or

"Behold the TRUE Power Glove"
Zeta Crossfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:19
Zeta Crossfire
"YOU RED MINIONS BRING ME MEGAN FOX! YOU BLUE MINIONS BRING ME ANGELINA JOLIE! YOU YELLOW MINIONS BRING ME 2 TOMB RAIDER COSTUMES! YOU GREEN MINIONS BRING MY THE MIND CONTROL DEVICE AND A CAMERA!"
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:19
Daxelman
No Wait, I got another one, just for funnies.

"HOPPED UP OUT DA BED, PUT MAH SWAG ONNNNN, TAKE A LOOK, IN DA MIRROR SAY WASSUP, YEAAAAAAAH, I'M GETTIN' MOOONAAAAY, YEAAAAAAAAH!"
TOEmastro's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:19
TOEmastro
Hitler's doing WHAT to that seal?
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:20
Super Drybones
I see inside your soul. I feel inside your body. I can crush your spirit with my mind. I AM A GOD OF EVERYTHING UNDER AND IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FACE....................THE MIGHTY PROCTOLOGIST!!!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:20
MechaMonkey
Moments earlier: "I swear, if you leave me hanging again I will do things to you that will even blow my minions' minds."
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:21
Teta
Overlord:
"Behold Minions the promised boob is near... I can feel her sweet blue escence in my hand... hold my mace and scatter must have my "5 minutes of Overlord time"... alone"

(Minions from right to left)
Minion 1:
OMG BOOBIES

Minion 2:
BOOOOOOOOOOBIES

Mion 3:
Master my dick is on fire

Minion 4:
Master my mouth is on fire
kauza's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:22
kauza
"The ultimate power is mine, minions! Now, enjoy the fruits of our hard work. X-ray vision, activate!"
Doomsday Forte's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:22
Doomsday Forte
"In the beginning, God said 'LET THERE BE FRIGHT!'"
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:23
ScottyG
"Master! You're supposed to catch it in your mouth, not your hand! Do not waste his salty burden!"
eirae's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:23
eirae
Thank you, Thank you very much! (Elvis)
SedeoInedus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:24
SedeoInedus
STRENGTH OF THE BEAR!
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:26
wanderingpixel
In my hand I hold I commandment: GIRUGAMESH
rodiard's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:26
rodiard
"Hail to the King, baby!"
Turbofail's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:26
Turbofail
"Unfortunately, his plan to block out the sun sounded a lot more epic on paper"
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:27
Isay Isay
Lucite hardening ... must end life in classic Lorne Greene pose from the original "Battlestar Galactica." Best ... death ... ever!
fykdig's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:28
fykdig
BLING BLING is the sound that my watch makes
bandalf's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:29
bandalf
WAIT! The IEEE 1394 interface is a serial bus interface standard for high-speed communications and isochronous real-time data transfer, frequently used by personal computers, as well as in digital audio, digital video, automotive, and aeronautics applications. The interface is also known by the brand names of ..FireWire!
eYak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:29
eYak
"Behold, minions, as I summon the destructive power of Lens Flare!"
-Ghost-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:29
-Ghost-
"Minions! Don't cross the streams!"
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:30
zombiekiller13
Uh...master? I'm fairly certain Bob is trying to catch a glimpse of your boob when you hold your arm up like that. He's...funny like that.
WSxRyden's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:31
WSxRyden
What was through my head when I got my Nintendo Power Glove.
Double J's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:31
Double J
"You want to put that hand WHERE!? But master, the others are watching!"
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:31
wanderingpixel
I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.
FFreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:32
FFreak
Dramatic Entry #12
imaginarythomas's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:33
imaginarythomas
STOP! Hammertime.
Fishstick's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:33
Fishstick
"The glove of the Moonwalker is now mine! All show bow before me! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:35
TheStripe
"You there, no more chocolate, and get off the Internet or you get another blast!"

*courtesy of the Chinese gov't
bushofghosts's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:36
bushofghosts
"...i came." like this:

wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:39
wanderingpixel
More Quotes:

I said we're using the buddy system. Now hold my hand dammit!

YOU GOT THE TOUCH, YOU GOT THE POWER!

Master, your pants are still down.

MASTURBATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

This is what I use to lay some discipline on my bitches.

HOLY SHIT MY HAND ON FIRE!

GO FORTH AND FORNICATE!
jadenguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 13:39
jadenguy
So then the peasant says "Could you please stop doing that it hurt" and I said "That's What She Said!" Who's with me? C'mon!
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