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Destructoid readers will know that I teased yesterday about giving out Call of Duty: World at War Map Packs today. Now we are. Get on this and save a few bucks, CoD fans.

As you already know, today is the launch of the Call of Duty: World at War's Map Pack 3, hitting both the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. In this new pack, you'll get three new multiplayer maps: Battery, Revolution and Breach. And for the zombie action, there's a new map called Der Riese. It looks awesome. It is awesome.

Right now, I have five codes for the PlayStation 3 version of Map Pack 3 to give away. What do you have to do to get this wonderful add-on for free? Be the 11, 22, 33, 44, or 55th commenter below to give us your best zombie joke. You can only win one pack, you greedy bitches.

For example:

Q: What's a zombie's favorite videogame character?

A: Mother Brain.

Get to postin'. I'll be awarding these packs later tonight. For you Xbox 360 owners, your time will come.








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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:35
Justice
FARST COMMENT?
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:35
Nic128
This zombie is dumb.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuh.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:36
ZServ
What do you do if you see a black zombie?
Call L4D2 racist.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:36
bodybreak
DO WANT!
haha, spam posting?
i'm definitely buying this either way, W@W's nazi zombies is one of my favourite multiplayer experiences for my PS3. i haven't even prestiged once in the competitive portion.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:36
Justice
Why did the zombie cross the road?

To reach the tasty humans.
TheLegendaryMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:38
TheLegendaryMan
Hmmm.I wonder ifthey are doing the Thriller or are Blind.
Actually who cares ZOMG ZOOMBIES.MAN ZEE GUNZ...
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:38
bodybreak
okay, attempt #1:
Q:What did the zombie do when he dumped his girlfriend?

A:HE WIPED HIS ASS! lol
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:38
Aurain
Why did the Zombie burn down the bus Depot?

To Cere-a-bus.

...I don't want the map pack, I want to tell bad jokes =(
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:39
EternalDeathSlayer
Why did the Zombie eat my brains?

Cause they're nummy.

I tried.
Arsenic13's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:39
Arsenic13
Whats the difference between a zombie and Sarah Palin? A zombie doesnt give up.
Losari's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:39
Losari
Zombie: Knock knock....
Human: Who's there?
Zombie: A Zombie
Human: OMFG AAHH!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:39
Justice
Brains brains brains?

Brains!
gamer20's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:39
gamer20
What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles?

A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate.
Stu576's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:39
Stu576
Here's something my friend told me not long ago

What do zombie laundresses worry about? Staaaaaaaaains.

How do zombies get to work? Traaaaaaaaains.

What does the zombie doctor cure? Paaaaaaaaaains.

What do zombie poets write? Quatraaaaaaaaains.

And the zombie songwriter? Refraaaaaaains.
MondaySan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:40
MondaySan
Q: Why did the zombie have an everlong boner?

A: Rigormortis!

... What?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:40
Darren Nakamura
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Zombie.
-Zombie who?
Zom-be eatin' your brains when you open this door!
Akiba's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:40
Akiba
Q) What were the vegan's first words after being turned into a zombie?

A) "Grains! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNS!!!"
BlackPepper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:40
BlackPepper
Q: What do you call three zombies in a hot tub?
A: Stew.
Yeah really lame. Hehe.
gamer20's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:40
gamer20
What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles?

A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate.
Akiba's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:41
Akiba
Titz
Losari's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:41
Losari
Even better.

Zombie: Knock Knock
Human: Who's there?
Zombie: 2 Zombies
Human: OMFG HOLY $H17 AARRGH!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:41
Justice
Woof woof woof?

BARK!
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:42
Dale North
haha these are funny! And by funny I mean not funny
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:42
Mr Wrighty 987
Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A nun being eaten by zombie.
BigPipeBomb's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:42
BigPipeBomb
Q: Why did the Zombie cross the road?
A: Cause he wanted Brainnnnsss

Lazy :)
BlackPepper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:43
BlackPepper
Man, this is tough!
gamer20's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:43
gamer20
Q) How do you know a zombie is tired?

A) He's dead on his feet.
MondaySan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:43
MondaySan
I got another one!

Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A nun being eaten by zombies.
gamer20's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:43
gamer20
What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?

The dentist.
Arsenic13's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:44
Arsenic13
Yea. Alot of them are terrible. I think mine was ok though.
gamer20's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:44
gamer20
What do you call a zombie in a belfry?

A dead ringer.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:44
bodybreak
Q:What did the zombie eat after his teeth were pulled out?








A:The dentist.
gamer20's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:44
gamer20
Where do zombies go for cruises?

The Deaditerranean Sea.
gamer20's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:45
gamer20
What did the zombie get a medal for?

Deadication.
Akiba's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:45
Akiba
Get off my plane!
blackdeath1347's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:45
blackdeath1347
Q: What has the head of a cat and the tail of a cat, but isn't a cat?
A: A zombie baby (eating a cat).
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:45
Mr Wrighty 987
Q: What's green, blue, red, and tastes funny?
A: A zombie eating a clown.
gamer20's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:45
gamer20
What do little zombies play?

Corpses and Robbers.
Arsenic13's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:45
Arsenic13
Wow Monday. Good job stealing your joke from Mr Wrighty.
SweetSolace's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:45
SweetSolace
Why Zombies like brains?



Cuz they poop alot.
BlackPepper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:45
BlackPepper
Q: What does a dead zombie sphincter says?
A: WHA....BRAINS!!!
Akiba's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:45
Akiba
I didn't kill my wife!
gamer20's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:45
gamer20
Why did the zombie go to hospital?

He wanted to learn, a few sick jokes.
gamer20's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:46
gamer20
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead-letter day.
h5e5l5l5o5's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:46
h5e5l5l5o5
What did the zombie say to destructoid?

Give h5 map pack 3!
gamer20's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:47
gamer20
Q: What has 2 arms, 2 legs and 2 heads?

A: A zombie baby eating a human head.
SweetSolace's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:47
SweetSolace
Q: Why do Zombies make love in dirt?

A: Because they like to get down and dirty
Coafi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:47
Coafi
If I leave my joke now, will a get a 360 code later? Are we getting 360 codes or just PS3?
SweetSolace's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:48
SweetSolace
Q: What's a zombies mothers name

A: Mama Zombie
gamer20's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 15:48
gamer20
Q: What has the head of a cat and the tail of a cat, but isn't a cat?

A: A zombie baby (eating a cat).
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