BioWare's videogame sex scenes have rarely been worth the effort to unlock, thanks to the stilted animation, cheesy music and downright awkward presentation of these supposedly "mature" plot-points. One gets the impression of sticky teenage fumblings rather than emotional adult presentations.
Oh, and you'll be thrilled to know that Dragon Age 2 doesn't change that.
Of course, be aware that these videos are spoilers. There are three of them, and they're all ludicrous. Our review will be here whenever we can finish the game ... for some reason EA was pretty damn tight-fisted with the review copies.
You won't be needing a tight fist to enjoy these videos, unfortunately.
Video: BioWare creates its first fully gay character for Dragon Age: Inquisition
9:30 PM on 07.03.2014