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4:47 PM on 12.14.2010   |   Niero

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If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me for an iPhone app I'd probably have enough to buy the house a pony.  That said, ponies are for the kid of children that grow up to have triple chins and sour outlooks on the quality of supermarket cheese, and I'll not have blood on my hands.  Instead, you can download the Destructoid iPhone app for free right now and multitask next time you find yourself bored at a toilet.  Seriously though, this is my first app on any device so I'd feel criminal charging for it.  I hope you enjoy it and lend me some feedback so I can make it better.

Yes, there's an Android version coming, too!

Features 

- Fetch our latest stories, reviews, and top stories quickly

- Watch HD video from our Revision 3 show and YouTube clips

- Read community blogs

- NO ADVERTISEMENTS WHOOT WHOOT

- Shiny robot icon!

- Free download!

 

Known bugs

- Some video embed codes aren't supported yet

- Ignores stories older than 72 hours, but still shows your cache so you sometimes get timewarp

 

To do in version 2.0

- Login / comments

- Search

- Browse tags/groups

- Writing blogs

- Forums

- Filter by consoles or review/consoles

- Podcasts

Thanks and enjoy the tuna!

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Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 16:13
Mr Andy Dixon
You just made me a very happy little boy.
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 16:18
Corduroy Turtle
I celebrate once I can fap from my phone. Thanks!
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 16:37
Occams electric toothbrush
Well this is awesome.

Now I just need an iphone.

And hands.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 16:51
garison
Awesome news niero! Do you think an iPad version will ever get made? What about an android version as well? :)
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 16:52
Daxelman
This makes me happy as well, but I'd be the happiest in the world if there was an Android App happing.

It probably won't, but a Wobbuffet can dream....
rexwolf2's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 16:59
rexwolf2
Nice! It's just too bad that I'm a Zune guy, though.

@Occams if I had been drinking anything when I read your comment, it would currently be all over my previously referenced Zune. Bravo!
soJtuna's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 17:23
soJtuna
I always thought an Iphone dtoid app would be cool.
SteezyXL's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 17:29
SteezyXL
Sweet!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 17:30
Justice
Sweet, been waiting for this, though Toilet Edition does great for me for now!
knutaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 17:31
knutaf
Don't suppose there'll be a Windows Phone 7 version? If not, is there a way you can enable an enthusiast like me to make it for you? I would be more than happy to.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 17:47
Mr Andy Dixon
@Occams electric toothbrush



Coconut Monkey shares your pain.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 17:55
mix
I will assume Ipod touch as well....lol.

Boner initiated!
Winged Kirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 18:26
Winged Kirby
THANK THE HEAVENS AND THE GREAT NEIRO
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 18:48
Alasdair Duncan
Fucking sweet. Knew there was a reason I took my dad's i-phone from him...
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 20:07
manasteel88
you had me at no ads. now all I need is an iPhone and we'll be in business.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 20:18
Kryptinite
OH SHIT SON!!
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 20:57
Elsa
Sounds great! (though I may wait on version 2.0 so that I can log in and leave comments). The site usually displays pretty good on the IPad so I don't know that I would gain much using the IPhone app... unless of course I get an IPod Touch for Christmas to go with the IPad! (which is a little big to be purse-sized!)
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 22:12
Corak
Can't wait, will be on my device once it comes out.
protoknuckles's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 22:59
protoknuckles
Well. I've got tingles.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 23:34
Joanna Mueller
ooooh do want.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2010 23:54
Artemus
I'll be upgrading to an iPhojne soon, so this is sweet timing. Thank you.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2010 00:29
Tubatic
outstanding, Robot Leader!
Kaggen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2010 05:45
Kaggen
Oh god! Can´t wait! Buying a iphone now!
Bakewell's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2010 06:43
Bakewell
Best news of the day.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2010 08:55
Xzyliac
YES! That shit is so penis!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2010 09:40
garison
LOL @ Xzyliac
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2010 12:47
fetusmilk
so how long before an android version?
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2010 12:49
fetusmilk
@mrandy

WOW coconut monkey! i havnt seen him in years! i still have like 30 OLD pcgamer demo discs, ones with grim fandango etc. didnt they do a coconut monkey MOD for doom once?
KwikPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2010 12:57
KwikPwn
Simply scintillating!!!
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2010 15:36
SilverDragon1979
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Totally awesome!
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2010 16:15
TheJesusNinja26
ANDROID????
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2010 23:54
AgentMOO
What will the price be? I'll gladly send a few bucks your way for an Ad-free app
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2010 19:07
bottled dark
my android weeps.
MowDownJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2010 18:23
MowDownJoe
Echoing JesusNinja... ANDROID????
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:07
MrSadistic
Seems like a nice app I would like to rub my dong on.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:08
Mr Andy Dixon
This old thing? Shit, I've been using it for DAYS!
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:11
Alasdair Duncan
Downloading now!
soJtuna's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:12
soJtuna
Gawddammit. Any idea of when version 2.0 is coming out?
neuenc's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:15
neuenc
I got the chicken bumps when I read there is an Android version coming. Please note, I say 'chicken bumps' in honor of a Chinese boy who I had meet on the beach when I was 7.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:15
CelicaCrazed
I'll be all over the Android version :D
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:15
Kraid
I want this app inside of me.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:17
garison
YAAAAAAY!
oasis5001's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:20
oasis5001
Awesome and free. You guys are the shit!
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:20
CypherVR
I've already rated this app, i love it for my ipod touch 4g. Also roosters.
tehTommy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:21
tehTommy
I love you.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:31
Mr Andy Dixon
Man, that guy who got the first review up sure is swell.
mattstrnd's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:32
mattstrnd
Sweeeeeet!
MuddBstrd's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:33
MuddBstrd
Downloading! Thank you for the Christmas gift, fearless leader!
Ambulance-Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:33
Ambulance-Y
aww hamburgers, just a week and a half before i retire the old iphone and replace it with an android.
Memox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 17:37
Memox
Need an extra hand for development v2.0? I'll gladly help out
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