Hey there, teens! Who wants some keen news about the latest "vidz?" Well, too bad, because there's not a whole lot of it. However, there are some new details about Evolve and a trailer for Get Even that doesn't explain much but sure looks pretty. H-Hour: World's Elite gets its first gameplay footage and The Witcheris getting a boardgame. If you've ever wanted a Cooking Mama game where her clothes explode off, exposing her gigantic breasts, well... Senran Kagura Dekomorimight be up your alley. Finally, a shitty abusive Japanese stepdad forced a nine-year-old to play Grand Theft Auto IVfor hours on end.
Getting invaded sucks. Chances are, you're going to die. There's a reason you're being invaded. The other player is confident in their ability to slaughter you. They are probably nigh impervious to damage and carrying some s...more
Remember when I wrote that review and said I fucking hate dinosaurs? I take that statement back. I'm in love with Yoshi in Mario Party 10 -- just look at the fuck-me eyes and seductive tail waggle he gives you when in third ...more
After the recent announcement that Zelda for Wii U wouldn't be releasing in 2015, people all around the Internet have been losing their collective minds screaming that the Wii U is dead when really, it is anything but.
So join me as I refresh your memory and get you back on the Nintendo hype train for 2015.more