The folks at Gamekyo uploaded seven seconds of Bayonetta footage that tells you all you need to know about Platinum Games' beautiful and sexy console title. Yes, it's just one short clip of Bayonetta kicking a demon into an iron maiden, but that's literally all that needs to be done in order to sell this game. You run that as a TV commercial, and you've got a perfect commercial.
There are also a few more images from the saucy game to check out. Nothing ball-blowing, but still worth a gander if you're as obsessed about this game as I am. Which would mean you're practically stalking it.
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Wow... there are some awesome videos for this game. I hadn't seen any of them yet and just wrote it off as a Devil May Cry rip-off. I mean... it is similar, but it looks way better.
Not quite boner inducing, but still damned sexy. I wanna play this, my hormones DEMAND it!
Also Jim, its not stalking: its just loving in a different, morally ambiguous way^^
And it isn't like Bayonetta seems to know the difference between good and bad attention anyhow. Or maybe, she just doesn't care @.@
Thanks for making such a cool project. I've been checking the site for the Windows version, but I never left a comment about it. I know you are working hard and doing it for free so you shouldn't feel rushed or anything.
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6:40 PM on 08.03.2009
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Wrong song.
Still have a boner?
Also Jim, its not stalking: its just loving in a different, morally ambiguous way^^
And it isn't like Bayonetta seems to know the difference between good and bad attention anyhow. Or maybe, she just doesn't care @.@
*vomits*
RAAAAAAAGE :D
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