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Get an erection in seconds! Watch Bayonetta video


6:40 PM on 08.03.2009



The folks at Gamekyo uploaded seven seconds of Bayonetta footage that tells you all you need to know about Platinum Games' beautiful and sexy console title. Yes, it's just one short clip of Bayonetta kicking a demon into an iron maiden, but that's literally all that needs to be done in order to sell this game. You run that as a TV commercial, and you've got a perfect commercial.

There are also a few more images from the saucy game to check out. Nothing ball-blowing, but still worth a gander if you're as obsessed about this game as I am. Which would mean you're practically stalking it.

Get an erection in seconds! Watch Bayonetta video photo
Get an erection in seconds! Watch Bayonetta video photo
Get an erection in seconds! Watch Bayonetta video photo
Get an erection in seconds! Watch Bayonetta video photo





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