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Surprise, this game about masturbation wasn't allowed on the App Store

Color absolutely no one surprised. HappyPlayTime, an educational tool of sorts for women, has been rejected by the App Store, on the grounds that "the concept is not something that Apple wants to go forward with." Not too big...   more

Surprise, this game about masturbation wasn't allowed on the App Store photo

Sleepy Time is a Rhythm Depression Masturbation sensation

A lot of weird, unmarketable, one track minded games are referred to as "masturbatory" by their detractors. From a wider perspective, many detractors of videogames in general refer to the medium as "masturbatory", as so many ...   more

Sleepy Time is a Rhythm Depression Masturbation sensation photo

Contest: Win a PS3/Vita code for Hotline Miami!

[Update: Contest over! Winners have been sent their codes.] Dtoid has just acquired 70 codes for the PS3/Vita version of Hotline Miami and I REALLY WANT YOU TO WIN BECAUSE I LOVE YOU HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. Here's the deal: th...   more

Contest: Win a PS3/Vita code for Hotline Miami! photo

Videogame Clubhouse: The Valentine's Day special

It's time for that annual occurrence of public shame and humiliation: Valentine's Day. If that sentence wasn't enough to tip you off then know that I'm not a big fan of the holiday. So what is a guy to do to prepare himself f...   more

Videogame Clubhouse: The Valentine's Day special photo

Vita card game Monster Monpiece comes to NA, EU

Idea Factory International's first Vita game, Monster Monpiece, has been confirmed for North America and Europe today. This tactical card battle with RPG elements comes to PSN this spring.  If the name sounds familiar, ...   more

Vita card game Monster Monpiece comes to NA, EU photo


Vita card game Monster Monpiece comes to NA, EU photo
Vita card game Monster Monpiece comes to NA, EU photo
Vita card game Monster Monpiece comes to NA, EU photo
Vita card game Monster Monpiece comes to NA, EU photo
Vita card game Monster Monpiece comes to NA, EU photo
Vita card game Monster Monpiece comes to NA, EU photo



The Oculus Rift Tenga Falcon Rube Goldberg Sex Device

As you might've heard yesterday, I am back with Destructoid as full-time Video Warlock. And so, I've wasted absolutely no time whatsoever abusing my newfound power, and here's the first episode of my new show: Sexy Video Gam...   more

The Oculus Rift Tenga Falcon Rube Goldberg Sex Device photo

Get ready to spank: Saints Row IV: Enter The Dominatrix

We thought Saints Row: The Third expansion Enter the Dominatrix was some silly, horny internet thing. But it's real, and it's out today on the PSN, XBLA and Steam, priced at $6.99. If you've got a season pass, well, it'...   more

Get ready to spank: Saints Row IV: Enter The Dominatrix  photo

Jimquisition: Neutered

Why do gamers defend their favorite titles from criticism with such volatility? According to some, it's because they don't want to see their genitalia removed. Is inclusivity the enemy of creativity? Is restriction an inherent part of congeniality? The Jimquisition considers recent controversies against the fear of a game being "neutered" to "pander" to new audiences.   more

Jimquisition: Neutered  photo

Rayman on PC, Incognita, Saints Row IV & More Oculus XXX

Hey guys! I'm back! And here's today's Destructoid Show, gettin' nasty and stupid with its bad self. Rayman Legends is hitting PC, which is great. The Oculus Rift is supported by a game about sexy maids, Saints Row IV has a ...   more

Rayman on PC, Incognita, Saints Row IV & More Oculus XXX photo

Erotica game with the penis controller adds Rift support

Have you heard about Custom Maid 3D? It's a game where you create your own custom maids and then do things to them. Sexual things. And you do these sexual things by using the Ju-C Air Support controller. It resembles a PlayS...   more

Erotica game with the penis controller adds Rift support photo

Star Wars: Battlefront, Ellen Page, & Sexy Suda51

DICE is as excited about Star Wars: Battlefront as you are, Ellen Page is pissed about Ellie in The Last Of Us looking like her, Saints Row IV is too explicit for Australia, and Suda51 gives his stance on sexuality in Killer Is Dead. Adam Sessler fills in for Tara, and we talk about his fun panel with Jim Sterling, and how I'm a suicidal Pikachu.   more

Star Wars: Battlefront, Ellen Page, & Sexy Suda51 photo

No Xbox One DRM, Titanfall, Halo, & Oculus Rift VR Sex

Hey everybody! It's The Destructoid Show! ...Again! Microsoft dropped their dumb DRM, but there's a day one patch, and we're losing some features. But hey, free Xbox Live games. Titanfall has no single-player campaign, ...   more

No Xbox One DRM, Titanfall, Halo, & Oculus Rift VR Sex photo

Yep: Oculus Rift getting a sex game, Wicked Paradise

It was only a matter of time. The highly anticipated Oculus Rift is getting its very own virtual sex game, Wicked Paradise. According to itself, it's "the world's first erotic virtual reality adventure game." You love it. "Im...   more

Yep: Oculus Rift getting a sex game, Wicked Paradise photo

Microsoft clarifies Xbox One's Killer Instinct situation

[Update: Microsoft has issued a response to the kerfuffle surrounding the incident this morning, which reads as such: "The comments in question during the Killer Instinct demo were not scripted. The demo was meant to include...   more

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Hardcore pornography CONFIRMED for Next Xbox

SugarDVD, purveyor of such fine films as What An Asshole and Hairy Asian Schoolgirls Masturbate, has confirmed it'll be bringing its adult entertainment streaming services to Microsoft's next-generation Xbox.  The servic...   more

Hardcore pornography CONFIRMED for Next Xbox  photo

How eager nipples and a tight thong fought casual sexism

Hawken publisher Meteor has, in its office, a piece of art featuring a woman with a bountiful underboob and very little in the way of clothing, hung in place by CEO Mark Long. The half-naked woman, named "Ruby Underboob"...   more

How eager nipples and a tight thong fought casual sexism photo

Jimquisition: Objectification And ... Men?

A common argument in the ongoing debate over gender and videogames is that women and men both are equally objectified. Is that really true? As always, Emperor God King Jim Sterling puts His holy foot down and delivers wisdom true to the masses. He totally isn't smug about it, either!   more

Jimquisition: Objectification And ... Men?  photo

Kotaku lied: Nintendo loves penises AND butts!

In a recent article on Kotaku, writer Patricia Hernandez pointed out that, while Nintendo will censor asses, it has no problem showcasing a delicious penis.  She used Animal Crossing: New Leaf as evidence, criticizing Ni...   more

Kotaku lied: Nintendo loves penises AND butts! photo

Gearbox artist slams Dragon's Crown character design

The Dragon's Crown "thing" shows no sign of stopping, with vehement and sometimes venomous opinions flying this way and that. To bring you up to speed, Vanillaware's upcoming brawler features a big-boobed Sorceress, the desig...   more

Gearbox artist slams Dragon's Crown character design photo

Jimquisition: Boob Wars and Dragon Crowns

Dragon's Crown has become the latest game involved in a big argument. Big boobs, burly dwarves, and Kotaku were all involved. Gender issues in games are important. They are worth thinking about. They are, contrary to po...   more

Jimquisition: Boob Wars and Dragon Crowns  photo

Bethesda's Next Game, Killer Is Dead-Sexy & Lobo DLC

Hello boys and girls, here's today's Destructoid Show for you to rub your dirty little eyeballs all over. Mmmm. Yes, just like that. Bethesda is done with Skyrim, and they've now begun teasing their next exciting mystery pro...   more

Bethesda's Next Game, Killer Is Dead-Sexy & Lobo DLC photo

Study: Xbox gamers way more awesome at sex than PC gamers

UK discount site Voucher Codes Pro asked 1,747 partners of gamers how they would rate their partner "in the bedroom." I think they mean sex. Those who primarily game on Xbox received the highest marks with 54% describing them...   more

Study: Xbox gamers way more awesome at sex than PC gamers photo

More views of naughty Fire Emblem: Awakening Tharja fig

Remember that naughty Tharja figure scuplt from Wonder Festival 2013 from a few weeks back? You all had a lot to say about it, and I'm not surprised about that. But what is surprising is that people are st...   more

More views of naughty Fire Emblem: Awakening Tharja fig photo

EA + Tabloid = Half-naked woman in Crysis 3 bodypaint

The Sun loves to talk about how dangerous those violent videogames are, and frequently runs stories vilifying interactive entertainment for inspiring crime and teaching the youth of Britain all sorts of terrible things. Still...   more

EA + Tabloid = Half-naked woman in Crysis 3 bodypaint photo

Street Fighter III's Q is a sexual Kermit the Frog

The enigmatic Q from Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike is a freak. That we know. His Total Destruction technique certainly doesn't leave much room for ambiguity. You do have to wonder what must be going on through his / hers / ...   more

Street Fighter III's Q is a sexual Kermit the Frog photo

Confessions: All the RPG girls I've loved before

My type? Hmmm. I don't know that I have a type. You see, I like redheads, but I also dig blueheads. I like tall girls, small girls, old girls, and relatively young (but still age appropriate) dragon-girls. Graceful and sweet ...   more

Confessions: All the RPG girls I've loved before photo

This is a game you play by literally beating your meat

"A beating heart" was the theme of this year's Global Game Jam -- an event held in various sites around the world simultaneously where participants have to design a game in 48 hours. And among all the submissions, Heart to G...   more

This is a game you play by literally beating your meat photo

I'll face myself: Transcending the gender binary in games

[Dtoid community blogger Pixielated shares an introductory blog with the community and examines how some positive gender representations in gaming can help people better understand their own identity. Want to see your own wor...   more

I'll face myself: Transcending the gender binary in games photo

Boob Wars, the last game you will ever need

Just a short while ago, we received an email from MangaGamer, a distributor of English-translated Japanese adventure games. It contained a press release for an adult turn-based card battler entitled Boob Wars: Big Breasts vs ...   more

Boob Wars, the last game you will ever need photo


Boob Wars, the last game you will ever need photo
Boob Wars, the last game you will ever need photo
Boob Wars, the last game you will ever need photo
Boob Wars, the last game you will ever need photo
Boob Wars, the last game you will ever need photo
Boob Wars, the last game you will ever need photo



Bloggers Wanted: Let's get sexy

[When we're looking for blogs on a specific topic, we'll put out a Bloggers Wanted call. Check out the blog prompt, write a response, and you may see your blog promoted to the front page! --Mr Andy Dixon] Thanks to the recent...   more

Bloggers Wanted: Let's get sexy photo

Review: Seduce Me

Seduce Me is only on our radar because it was developed by folks who worked on the Triple-A Killzone franchise, and later denied a place on Steam's Greenlight project. We likely wouldn't have noticed it, much l...   more

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Handheld gaming PCs aren't the future (yet?)

If tech reporters seem excited today about the prospect of Project Shield, a new handheld PC gaming console by Nvidia, it’s probably because they are at CES where there is little else to be excited about within the co...   more

Handheld gaming PCs aren't the future (yet?) photo

Erotic game Seduce Me out now for PC and Mac

Seduce Me won't be releasing on Steam, but perhaps it's not all bad. When the self-described "erotic strategy game" was taken down from Steam Greenlight, a bunch of outlets covered the removal, calling attention to a title we...   more

Erotic game Seduce Me out now for PC and Mac photo

The biggest videogame controversies of 2012

Another year, another round of videogame controversies! 2012 was perhaps one of the biggest years ever for scandal and strife, filled with sexism, lies, and ... Doritos?  We've compiled the most outrageous outrages of th...   more

The biggest videogame controversies of 2012 photo

Far Cry 3: The creative failure of industry 'commentary'

Far Cry 3 has been accused of racism, sexism, and relying too heavily on exploitative narrative tropes. Lead writer Jeffrey Yohalem, however, thinks the critics have missed the point, and told Penny Arcade that Far ...   more

Far Cry 3: The creative failure of industry 'commentary' photo

The DTOID Show: VR Porno, Tomb Raider & Dark Souls

It's Destructoid's sexiest episode ever! Well, Sessiest, anyway. Tara's out sick, so Adam Sessler's filling in. News includes interactive porno for the Oculus Rift by way of a company called Sinful Robot, some new Tomb Raider gameplay, and the top 5 sexiest Final Fantasy characters who are dudes. Plus: Dark Souls II is too easy, everyone get upset.   more

The DTOID Show: VR Porno, Tomb Raider & Dark Souls photo

Sinful Robot to bring 'erotic encounters' to Oculus Rift

Irvine, California-based startup Sinful Robot has its sights set on the Oculus Rift virtual-reality headset and is "developing the world's first series of fully-immersive erotic encounters." It was only a matter of time, and ...   more

Sinful Robot to bring 'erotic encounters' to Oculus Rift photo

Suggestive ZombiU ads exacerbate ongoing controversy

ZombiU is, by all accounts, a pretty decent game that uses the Wii U's GamePad in some interesting ways. It's helped breathe new life into a genre that's been in decay for the better part of a decade. And hey, if nothing else...   more

Suggestive ZombiU ads exacerbate ongoing controversy  photo

HAWP: This video is about BOOBS

Continuing the tradition of only being tangentially related to the videogame an episode is named after, the latest Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? uses the new Tomb Raider as a springboard into a discussion about women in games an...   more

HAWP: This video is about BOOBS photo

Monster Monpiece has you stroking your Vita longways

Oh wow. Japan never stops making horny games, and with each one they push the inappropriateness barrier up a notch. This one actually goes up a couple of notches as it has you stroking your PS Vita longways, on the front and...   more

Monster Monpiece has you stroking your Vita longways photo

Lollipop Chainsaw pornography is a thing that's happening

I suppose this was inevitable. I mean, this is a game featuring an eighteen-year-old zombie hunting cheerleader we're talking about here. And nothing about Japan should surprise me anymore. But I'm still a bit stunned to anno...   more

Lollipop Chainsaw pornography is a thing that's happening photo

The DTOID Show: Wii U, Halo 4, Uncharted & Curiosity

Tara's back on today's Destructoid Show! Aaaaaand considering the fact that yesterday was the Presidential election as well as the release of Halo 4, news is a bit on the slow side.  Speaking of Halo 4, that whole XBL se...   more

The DTOID Show: Wii U, Halo 4, Uncharted & Curiosity photo

The DTOID Show: Watch_Dogs, Hitman Absolution, & Halo 4

Today on The Destructoid Show, we weren't live -- which is a shame. But we still did a show.  Ubisoft released a developer diary for Watch_Dogs which is actually a recruitment video, Hitman: Absolution has a se...   more

The DTOID Show: Watch_Dogs, Hitman Absolution, & Halo 4 photo

NYCC: Until Dawn is a horny horror flick that you control

Announced at gamescom earlier this year, Until Dawn puts players in control of the cast of characters in what looks to be a classic teen horror film. It's a PS3 title set for next year, and it uses the PlayStation Move contro...   more

NYCC: Until Dawn is a horny horror flick that you control photo

Windows 8 will bar 'adult' content from its store

Tech blogger and programmer Casey Muratori has been talking about the level of God-like control Microsoft intends to wield over Windows 8, including the fact that it intends to block the sale of adult-rated games on the ...   more

Windows 8 will bar 'adult' content from its store photo

YouPorn 'now on' Xbox, welcomes 'Xbox Masturbators'

Sometimes this job is boring, and sometimes YouPorn sends Destructoid a press release, excitedly telling us that its streaming sex video services is coming to Xbox Live. Of course, what it actually means is that, with Interne...   more

YouPorn 'now on' Xbox, welcomes 'Xbox Masturbators'  photo

EA's Facebook page trolled with hentai, Gabe Newell pics

Corporations are allowed to get away with a lot of dubious behavior, but in an age of social networking, they would do well to be a bit more careful about pissing off a vocal demographic. EA, this year's biggest public enemy ...   more

EA's Facebook page trolled with hentai, Gabe Newell pics photo

A game about sex? BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

Steam has been banning fake games from its service, but it's also knocked back a legitimate -- if rather risque -- project. Seduce Me is an erotic strategy game "inspired by the lives of American socialites and celebrities." ...   more

A game about sex? BAN THIS SICK FILTH! photo

Hitman: Absolution adding depth to its 'sexy nuns'

The controversy that surrounded Hitman: Absolution and its violent "sexy nuns" trailer has caused the team to add more content to the game, revealed director Tore Blystad. The Saints -- the PVC-flavored assassins that Ag...   more

Hitman: Absolution adding depth to its 'sexy nuns' photo

Panty shot! New PS Move game Until Dawn announced

A beautiful cast, a dark secret. A panty shot. Sony announced new PS3/PS Move game Until Dawn at their press conference at gamescom today.  You'll play as 7 different characters, with relationships that develop over the...   more

Panty shot! New PS Move game Until Dawn announced photo