Saints Row: The Third is getting some new downloadable content! And it's not just sh*tty exploitative costume and weapon packs for once. The "GenkiBowl VII" pack is the first mission pack for Saints Row that will introduce four new games: Sexy Kitten Yarngasm, Sad Panda Skyblazing, Apocalypse Genki and Super Ethical PR Opportunity.
Can I just point out that it was someone's job to come up with all those names? Because that's pretty awesome.
The new content will also feature new outfits, vehicles and traps. Plus, announcers Zach and Bobby will be returning to give the play-by-plays once again. All this will available on January 17 for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC.
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No new weapons or cars, crappy side missions, way more expensive than it should be and that general feeling that it was removed from the game (whether or not it was is really irrelevant at this point). Glad I didn't waste money on the season pass for this.
won't be buying this or the next saints row game because of the rip off season pass. i can't believe they're doing this, it's not as if people haven't noticed.
Already got my money back on this waste from Gamestop, used it to buy 3 game boy advance games, a new game boy player, 1600 M$ points, and Metal Gear Solid HD Collection to boot.
No regrets, at all.
Maybe I'll try it again when Saints Row The Third Complete comes out next year with all the DLC.
Jack8274: Is this going to be included with my DLC season pass because I'm already fucking pissed off that I don't get 75% of the DLC.
Fuck this game, fuck it in the fucking face for fuck sake.
No doubt! Glad I got my (so far useless) season pass for free. But still! Fuck this game in the face and the ass at the same time rotisserie style!!!
This shit was a big let down. Half the activities of SR2. No multiplayer (not that I missed it) Character creation was the same only addition was sex appeal and the outfits and tattoos were really limited in comparison. Probably so they could sell it as DLC.
For shame volition. For shame.
Won't be buying the next saints row
Why does everyone hate this game? ...even without the DLC me and my friend have been playing the game co-op and have been having a huge blast... I don't see the problem...
That preorder from THQ that came with the free season pass starts paying off with the genii bowl hot diggity. Though I've still got plenty left to do still anyways
The game itself is great but the lack of story and the price structure kind of pisses me off. I'd be more interested if the DLC added something to the plot. Doesn't seem likely though.
considering this game had mad activities removed in the first place just to sell them back these better be free or mad cheap.
also the PR one sounds like the crowd control activity maybe?
the yarn crushing ball things looks kinda lame. its prob like mayhem but with a huge ball of yarn.
now give me racing, fight club, better weapons and more crazy vehicles and i might buy some dlc.
and i assume the panda sky dive is like the first misssion with shit flying at you.
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Fuck this game, fuck it in the fucking face for fuck sake.
It'd be even nicer if the game just had more activities to begin with, but beggars can't be choosers.
...if it's 800 points.
No regrets, at all.
Maybe I'll try it again when Saints Row The Third Complete comes out next year with all the DLC.
Maybe.
Fuck this game, fuck it in the fucking face for fuck sake.
No doubt! Glad I got my (so far useless) season pass for free. But still! Fuck this game in the face and the ass at the same time rotisserie style!!!
This shit was a big let down. Half the activities of SR2. No multiplayer (not that I missed it) Character creation was the same only addition was sex appeal and the outfits and tattoos were really limited in comparison. Probably so they could sell it as DLC.
For shame volition. For shame.
Won't be buying the next saints row
this game sucks because you were stupid enough to buy the season pass? get the fuck outta here.
this game sucks because you're a bitchy, entitled, whiny fuck? makes as much sense as anything.
also the PR one sounds like the crowd control activity maybe?
the yarn crushing ball things looks kinda lame. its prob like mayhem but with a huge ball of yarn.
now give me racing, fight club, better weapons and more crazy vehicles and i might buy some dlc.
and i assume the panda sky dive is like the first misssion with shit flying at you.
@tehtony... Go slam your dick beaters in a car door.