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How many times have you found yourself cutting meat (or... celery, for the vegetarians out there) on a plain white cutting board while thinking that something was missing from your life? Me? All the time. And that missing thing is this Space Invaders cutting board.

LJer Capn Sideburns posts pictures of his hand-crafted Space Invaders wooden cutting boards. As one commenter on his post put it, "This is basically the greatest innovation ever in the history of food preparation." No, the board's wood won't make your food taste better, but your kitchen will definitely look better. And who knows? Maybe some of that gamer pride will rub off onto your culinary abilities.

Capn Sideburns is also working on a Legend of Zelda Triforce cutting board. He hasn't started yet  because he can't decide if the triangles in the Triforce are equilateral or not. Hmm. I'll take one when he finally figures it out.

Designer Fredrik Olsson created an amazing gamer chair he calls The Slacker. Olsson designed this low, streched out seat for the Stockholm Furniture Fair, where it was displayed and probably lusted over. He says, "The design mix the styles of Scandinavian crafted woodwork with videogames aestetics resembling an egyptian pharao throne." I don't know about all of that crap, but the detail work is outstanding.

While limited, both the cutting boards and this chair are available for the right price.

[Thanks to the lovely Tiff for the tips] 

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Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 12:16
Darren Nakamura
Um, yeah, the triangles that make up the Triforce are equilateral. Now go. Do it.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 13:20
Holyetheline
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE VEGETARIANS INTO CONSIDERATION! =)
Crawdaddy3's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 13:40
Crawdaddy3
I would only want this cutting board if I could cut up aliens on it, then fry them in olive oil with some lemon pepper and Cajun seasoning. But not the aliens from Sector 17, they are just too tough and are overpriced.
Delaric's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 14:05
Delaric
I don't mean to be an asshead, but if this becomes popular won't copyright infringement be rearing its ugly, litigious head?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 14:57
king3vbo
Oooh pretty
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 15:22
Sam Spectre
Nice wood
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 15:36
mix
That couch thing is cool does not look comfy at all.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 18:14
Fronz
One of the best post titles in a while :)
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 19:12
Eschatos
Please mass produce the cutting boards. I would shingle a house with them.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 20:30
mistic
Wow I would really like one of those cuttingboards :-)

and that slacker seat is just awesome :-) ( allthough I allready have a really good gaming seat ( see blog )
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 05:14
Justice
Very nyce!
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