"Finally, porn for the XXX-treme gamer in you!" Not my words, but the words of GearsOfWhores.com, a new Web site dedicated to gamer porn. Of course, by gamer porn I mean, "low budget porn stars doing their normal sex but wearing headsets while they take one up the arse."
For a nice example of the kind of gamer this site is appealing to, look no further than the first featured video, starring Roxxxy Lee. That's too many XXX's in one name, but regardless, here's what Ms. Lee has to say about her recent gaming session:
That's basically all you need to know. A comical man in a Gears of War T-shirt has lots of sex with females of dubious attraction and even more questionable skill with a controller. If that's not what our ancestors fought and died for, then I don't know what to believe in anymore.