Thanks to sad infomercials and brilliant impact aisle placement in Wal-Marts and CVSes across North America, Snuggies are all the rage. Like a tender cotton body bag, these sensational products keep numerous (old) folks warm while watching the television or other similar immobile activities -- like hacking dudes in Gears of War.
That’s right. Check out that ten s--tloads of spectacular in the header image. Revealed in a tweet by an Epic Games PR person (via Planet Xbox 360), the world now has its first prototype Gears of War-themed Snuggie, which should be perfect for those cold nights spent with a controller, a soda, Marcus Fenix and his crew. Think about it.
[Update: This thing is a prototype -- a real thing.]
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9:00 AM on 10.22.2009
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Also, Bromance, Snuggies CONFIRMED - Gears is for teh gheys.
Snuggies are the stupidest things ever, for old, confused grandmothers. Why the crap would they make a Gears one?
This is insane.
All the people in the videos look like cultists.
Sorry about the rant. But every time I see one of those publicity disasters I wonder what could possibly inspire somebody to buy something as useless as one of those, and the only answer I can come up with is sheer idiocy.