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I've played a few Move games, but the one I just played (above) is the best so far. It's called Slider, and it is the only Move game so far from SCEJ.

Slider is set in Hong Kong. A poor office boss and his lovely secretary are holed up in their office. The bills are overdue and the mafia is out to get them. Their only escape? Office equipment. You'll play as either the boss or the sexy, long-legged secretary, and you'll use an office chair to slide downhill, working to avoid enemies and obstacles. I asked Slider producer George Weising if anyone used the boss instead of the lovely bun-haired, busty girl. He said, "I do...sometimes."

"Most people don't, though."

I wouldn't either. The girl is hot.

This uses one PlayStation Move controller. It's tilted to steer downhill. Buttons let you perform tricks. You can grind on rails and do fancy turns. The whole goal is to get to the bottom of the hill, working to get to your busted up old van to make your escape. What we dig is the secretary's ass sticking out during her chair ride. What we also dig is that this is like a sexy Crazy Taxi throwback. I'm quite serious when I say that this is my favorite Move game so far.

When you watch the video, look at her face in the upper left corner. Hilarious.

We were told that Slider will ship at Move's launch.


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Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 17:49
Dale North
Note: That was not me playing!
mrandydixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 17:51
mrandydixon
@Dale

I was just about to comment on that...

Anyway, this looks very... interesting.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 17:51
Sentry
All the fun of doing stupid shit on a hill with none of the danger and more eye candy!

I'm sold.
watermanx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 17:52
watermanx
wow, questions have been raised like umm "WTF?" and "is this really utilizing the Sony wand thing?"
cant wait for SC to say "this is what the PS3 was made for. steering a Asian secretary down a hill, on a office chair. fuck ya."
SadCheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 17:53
SadCheese
Do you know if a computer chair is the only thing to ride on? Is there gonna be any other things from the office, like a water cooler, a mail cart, the copy machine?
pokota's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 17:54
pokota
That little expression cam is hilarious. Finally, a Move game with some creativity behind it. Also, in my imagination that was you on the chair, tight shorts, high heels, and all. That's for ruining that.
Red
Red "The Haze" Baylon
yeah this is how Tony Hawk Ride should've turned out
the Company's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 17:57
the Company
I guess it's time for a market relapse.
Tarnum's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 17:59
Tarnum
Okay, now I believe we´re definitely in need for the PS3-Wiimote O.o

It´s the official beginning of shovelware 2.0 ;-)
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 18:09
Wedge
I find this amusing just because I have dreamed of a game wear you ride around on office chairs for many a year...
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 18:10
JiR INC
@Wegde: The ps3 does anything XD
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 18:12
hpv
Looks like some wacky Japanese gaming fun. Did they have any indication on how this game was going to be delivered to players? Might get me to put a couple thoughts behind picking up a Sexaxis if they packed this in.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 18:18
RenegadePanda
I will buy Move specifically for this game.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 18:19
Elsa
ok... have to call this one as "stupid". Boob and butt shots will only take a game so far... and this seems to take it right down to the Beavis and Butthead level of stupidity. This is a game that 13 year old boys will play when their parents aren't home... maybe, when they're not playing COD:MW2.
T3h Kaiser's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 18:21
T3h Kaiser
I appreciate the aforementioned Crazy Taxi campiness.
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 18:21
Corduroy Turtle
*Prays for office chair Move attachment*
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 18:24
CelicaCrazed
@ Redzie
I was thinking TH Downhill Jam but Ride works too.
Dv8thwonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 18:24
Dv8thwonder
It only does everything...including shovelware.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 18:26
Kraid
This is right up your alley Dale.
ender_x's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 18:26
ender_x
sexiest?? low standards?
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 18:26
kefkaesque
@Elsa

Yeah, us cool smart people must take games like this seriously and judge them as such since they are clearly trying to be serious. /sarcasm
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 18:32
Super Drybones
Why is she chewing on delicious Gum Filled Hamburger?
EraVulgaris's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 19:25
EraVulgaris
Soooo... Sony Wiimote. I never thought I would say this, but frankly, Natal looks more interesting, and I don't find Natal that interesting at all. :|
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 19:31
ace of knaves
Motion control and subtlety: They do not frequently overlap.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 19:40
CRAZYAPE69
dat ass
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 20:05
Aziel13
wow sony your new halo killer is impressive
broonor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 20:08
broonor
So... 2XTreme + PAIN? win
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 20:26
The Amazing Shenazin
hahaha, that game looked awesome
DanlHaas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 20:30
DanlHaas
my brain is full of fuck
mwoody's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 20:39
mwoody
I can't pause or change the volume on the ad that plays before the video. FUCK THAT.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 23:18
fetusmilk
this reminds me of incredible crisis. this is a good thing because sony had some crazy japanese games back in the day.
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 01:08
Reginald
Crazy Taxi + Jet set Radio + Incredible Crisis = FUN
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 02:36
Mr Wrighty 987
Ha ha damn that looks fun
JoeSetsFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 03:09
JoeSetsFire
This game definitely looks...er...different.

Crotch shots and boob animations aside there is one major reason this is interesting to me. For a silly game that as well be set anywhere on earth than Hong Kong, they have made a shockingly good recreation. From the red taxis to the road paintings to the stone block landslide re-enforcements on the sides of the hills, this really quite an accurate recreation of a typical winding Hong Kong hill road.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 09:10
fetusmilk
"As the Pig year was less than clement for most Snake people, the Rat year will come as a grand relief"

why do spammers even bother posting this crap. just spam the shit you want people to see.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 09:15
fetusmilk
ya know what ,this makes me so happy the ps3 is region free. once the motion hits japan theres going to be so many crazy games like this being made.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 14:10
ScottyG
Whoever played that was terrible. :\
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 17:31
TheDirtyHobo
Office chairs do not slide down hills that easily. I know this. From experience.

Game looks pretty interesting, though.
Excel-2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2010 20:12
Excel-2010
I don't see any video.
Rocketmaus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2010 09:58
Rocketmaus
Nothing agaimst Casual games, but this one sucks donkey balls!
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