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GC 09: Bayonetta screenshots make sex with face please! photo

You should all know by now that I lust after Bayonetta perhaps more than is healthy, and the excruciatingly long wait for its 2010 release date isn't helping matters. Sega has seen fit to taunt me further by releasing some new screenshots for the sexy, sexy game, fresh from the bowels of Gamescom.

The screens should give you a good indicator of how barmy this game is. The statue-headed snake thing seen in the shots is just a small example of the eccentric enemies that Bayonetta will face in her off-the-wall journey. Anyway, check the gallery out and let me drool in peace.

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Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2009 22:48
Darren Nakamura
I would let her dig her stiletto heels into my disgusting snaking grey tube, if you know what I mean. And if you do know what I mean, let me know.
Bishna's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2009 22:59
Bishna
You mean that she is a sexually intimidating female heroine in a full hair-bodysuit. And i wholeheartedly agree.
D-503's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2009 23:32
D-503
I guess she's okay... I prefer real people and Alyx Vance, but that's just me.
Blacklash93's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2009 23:47
Blacklash93
I can't believe this game is running at a perfectly locked 60fps. You can definitely see a few sacrifices they must have made to achieve it, but damn is this game gorgeous...
ButcherPete's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 01:14
ButcherPete
I'm really tired of seeing you make posts about Bayonetta every day.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 02:05
ChronosWing
I'm really tired of reading comments by stupid avatarless noobs complaining about things that Jim posts every day.
Letters numbers and spaces are ok's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 03:14
Letters numbers and spaces are ok
her legs/hips are freaky, long yet thin, no thanks, i prefer women
TalesofvesperiaWin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 03:25
TalesofvesperiaWin
Jim I dont always agree with you, heck sometimes I go out of my way to post childish comments on your reviews, but man you are right about this one. Ive never experienced a gameplay induced erection but bayonetta is making seriously excited. keep up the bayonetta post's, they rock.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 06:54
CrocBox
Dat ass.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 07:21
Jim Sterling
"I'm really tired of seeing you make posts about Bayonetta every day."

And I'm really tired of holding a gun to your head and FORCING you to read them.
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 08:53
Infinitys End
I would let her break with my neck with her tight ass cheeks if she wanted to. Now THAT would be a satisfying death.

Get ready for *tighest ass* of any video game character awards coming soon... I also wouldn't doubt that she'll be on the cover of the next Girls of Gaming.
anthonyavr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2010 00:58
anthonyavr
She is looking really sexy in that backless tight body suit. Her a** is looking adorable.
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