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According to this post on Gaygamer Sony's answer to Matthew McConaughey's answer to Sega's Panzer Dragoon just popped up on store shelves. To quote our fabulous tour guide:

Fruit and I went on an evening excursion to peruse out surrounding queendom this eve, and to our suprise at Ye Ole Gamestoppe there layest a copy of Lair for PS3. It literally swooped under our radar. The clerk confirmed that it should have come out on Friday, but they were selling it a day early.

Did anyone else manage to pick the title up? Care to weigh in on how awesome/terrible it is?

I suppose it's fate that I managed to watch Reign of Fire and play Lair for the first time at this weekend's big soirée. Unfortunately, the similiarities between the two titles don't end with dragons or the timing of my first experiences with either -- as much as I wanted to love the premise of both, one could have benefited from more Matthew McConaughey and the other was a horrible movie. 








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Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 23:49
Tristero
"And we're not going any baggins."
It's got quite the ring, unstoppable.

Seriously, Nex, that caption brought the funnies. Nice work.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 23:52
Aaron Mxy Yost
Hey now, Reign of Fire wasn't that ba... okay yeah, it was terrible
Skeeter's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 23:57
Skeeter
At least the Reign of Fire video game was good right, right?

Oh who am I kidding...
narcosis219's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 23:57
narcosis219
Nothing rhymes with dragons.

Wagons.

What?
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 00:09
bluemeep
Flagon.

<.<

With the dragon.

>.>

Hasthepelletwiththepoisonthechalicefromthepalacehasthebrewthatistrue.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 00:13
kwaselow
How about jagons?

Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 00:30
Neonie
*Makes obsessive joke about the title*
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 00:30
Fading Star
How about Tag..alright I'll stop. Thanks for the article, Nex. Would you recommend playing and/or buying Lair? I have heard about this game but I don't know anything about it except its dragoness.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 00:31
topgeargorilla
there's alot more homosexual gamers than I thought there would be. kinda ironic since so many gamers chose to portray themselves as homophobic dick heads. interesting
hexfix93's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 00:40
hexfix93
ok this is my first impression. it plays in 1080p or i, and i played it in 1080i and 720p, looks amazing in 1080, but has slow downs more in 1080 than in in 720, still looks great in 720p, i still rather play it with slow downs in 1080.

nothing on the 360 looks this good, the sad thing is, a lot of it is pre rendered movies, and they look amazing, but so does the game engine, but you can tell when the pre rendered stuff kicks in.

Now for the game play, flying is nice actually. but so far, and i am on level 3, the game itself is kinda, hmmm, un impressive in that, it feels so on the rails. not free. the cinematic presentation is top notch and awsome, but the game is simple, i feel like i am playing the wii. and this is both a good thing, and a bad thing. it feels gimmicky, and i know that this is a rent, not a keep, so its not worth the 60 bucks so far. the game play is just to on the rails so far, and i can see why it got bad reviews. i give it a 6 out of 10, because the presentation and 1080p is amazing, and nothing next gen looks this good yet, nothing else even comes close so far..

i traded resistance which i beat and graw 2 to get this. graw 2 i beat, and the multi player is lame cause you cant take cover, warhawk made me hate all other multiplayer stuff on the ps3, warhawk does it all perfectly, graw2 is lame multiplayer online, so was rainbow 6. warhawk nails it. so i felt no need to keep graw 2 after beating it. these are all rentals, i and i feel like a fool for buying lair, graw 2, rainbow 6, and resistance. Those are all rentals, once you beat them, you dont care anymore. graw 2 was great single palyer, i gve it a 7 out of 10 too.

so far, war hawk is the only game i am truly in love with, i think graw 2, resistance, rainbow 6 are all fun, but. not much replay.. good. but worth renting not owning.

warhawk is the only one worth buying as far as i am concerned. oh and the online games like calling all cars, superstar dust.

games worth buying on ps3? warhawk, ninja gaiden, so 2. not so good yet. i know heavenly sword is a rental, its only 6hrs of gameplay.

good thing call of duty 4 is on its way, assassin's creed, metal gear, final fantasy, haze, killzone. i think most of those are buys, along with gta... so i'm still happy.

and so far, i am enjoying the ps3 more than the wii. much better games.. more immersive and fun. i like warhawk online so much its not even funny. makes me not even care about lair.. maybe lair gets better after level 3. i sure hope so.. its way to easy right now..
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 00:43
Trevor McGee
Most reviewers seem to rate this game pretty low, so I'd say it probably sucks.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 00:45
kwaselow
Yeah, I've heard this game sucks like a drunk teen

If that drunk teen is reading this, give me a call
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 00:53
Joseph Leray
I was told that the controls make it almost unplayable. I didn't get any time with it. Just stirring up the gossip pot.
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 00:58
zaqu
i can feel the BETRAYAL in me rising. was really looking foward to this game
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 00:59
Trowble
Game Debate to the Death! Lair (Game) VS Dragon's Lair (DVD)
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 01:00
Boolean
IGN gave it 4.9/10
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 01:00
Yashoki
Reign of Fire was bad?! I call BETRAYAL
ChrisFurniss's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 01:21
ChrisFurniss
i was told the controls are actually so messed up that they actually control any game in the room but lair.

Just a rumor.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 01:32
Samit Sarkar
Since when do games come out on Fridays? Every new release this millennium has come out on a Tuesday.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 01:37
tehuberone
This game blows.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 02:07
Justice
Wagons rhymes with Dragons
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 03:18
Sharpless
Your legacy to us will be your inability to give images philologically correct captions. Fact.
DrXym's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 04:02
DrXym
LAIR looks gorgeous but it's getting a kicking by reviewers who are criticizing the motion control only controls and repetition of the level designs. I think this game had a lot of promise but blew it due to uncompromising / incompetent game design.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 04:49
Topher Cantler
Mr Furniss isn't far off. I played it for about ten minutes at PAX and it made me want to vomit. And not in the good way.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 05:03
NightDehumidifier
There was one game that already perfected dragon-riding combat and its name is Golden Axe. Sorry Lair, but you were a decade and a half off. Better luck next time Factor 5, or should I say Factor 4.9.

Wow, even I feel like a douchebag for posting this.
Ghouls's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 05:07
Ghouls
Looks like chocolate. Only with FULL 1080P HDMI right?
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 05:40
Cowboy TTop
I heard Lair was crap too.All that time Level 5 spent on this, and its just an tweaked Reign of Fire in PS3 pyjamas. Unlucky PS3 owners.

No disrespect to gay gamers, as I'm straight and not homophobic, but I'm yet to see what being gender specific has to do with gaming, really. Games are for fun and if you can play and have that, doesn't matter if your from male or female, black, white or spotty with stripes. Maybe its a need to identify or stand out, I dunno. Enlighten me, someone.

Either way, Lair is still crap. Just don't mess up Professor Layton.

hexfix93's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 05:52
hexfix93
ok i played it more..

its fun. it's epic. i like the story ok. it reminds me of god of war during some boss battles. It's ok, and growing a tad on me... i still think this is a rent, not a buy. but man the graphics are amazing.. really... i have gotten used to the controls a little bit more, and i think its better when you learn it. it has a bit of a learning curve... its not that bad. it's not crap. but the game play could of been better. but they did make it seem huge and epic. so in that right its on its own, nothing compares to it there. and still, better graphics than any 360 game to date...
branflakesinmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 06:08
branflakesinmilk
Cowboy TTop: Factor 5 and Level 5 are two different companies.
Just so you know.
Artadius's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 06:47
Artadius
Hey hexfix93, you've told us twice now that your opinion is that it has better graphics than any 360 game to date. Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel ok? Or perhaps you'd like to be a shill a bit more?
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 06:54
Trevor McGee
Eh, Lair better looking than any 360 game to date? I don't think so. I mean, I know it's your opinion, but I definitely don't think it's better than any 360 game to date. Personally, I find Gears of War and BioShock to look better.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 07:12
Cowboy TTop
I know that. My mistake, easy to get confused. Why don't this companies think when naming themselves.?
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 07:15
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
Holy crap, besides Neonie, no fanboys in here. That's, well, impossible.

I was hoping this would be better. Besides the controls and the lock-on, there doesn't seem to be much wrong with it. Exactly what did Factor 5 fix?
hexfix93's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 07:31
hexfix93
yeah, no huds, no maps, so it gets confusing some times. and i still want to steer with the analog stick and not the motion control at times.

What would make me buy a 360? if they fixed the hardware so 40% of them would stop breaking(recall), stop charging for the net, added a web browser, pull all the adds out, throw in a built in HD dvd player, hell some wifi too, and no less than 60gb of hd space, make it truly backwards compat, oh yeah, hdmi. and true 1080p. oh wait, then it would be a ps3.. AHAHHAH i already have that...

AND NO. i don't work at sony. wish i did. hell i applied to do audio for them.. but i'm not good enough :( oh well in some other life right :)
Imtheguywiththegun's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 07:40
Imtheguywiththegun
hey...i liked reign of fire =/
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 07:54
Snaileb
WOW! That sux.. I was hoping for the best.

Is there some kind of online feature for longevity?
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 07:59
bhive01
I agree with hexfix on the hardware issues of the 360. That's THE BIGGEST reason why I have a PS3 and not a 360 right now. The PS3 is not beyond issues though. It does lack a lot of compelling titles. It's media center capabilities are artificially hindered (no divx, can't handle a LOT of music). It has no Zazz*



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JamesSorensen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 08:24
JamesSorensen
ya i picked it up yesterday at GS, and sadly it sucks, oh well at least i have warhawk till heavenly sword is out around the corner.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 09:34
AngelsDontBurn
The controls were god awful at PAX.
Artadius's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 09:35
Artadius
Boolean: So, Factor 4.9 now right? ;)

Honestly, is anyone surprised it's getting crap reviews? Did any of you play the Rogue Squadrons?
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 10:16
savagesaladin
Are they going to bless thee gay?
Lt Numbnuts's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 10:42
Lt Numbnuts
Artadius has a point!
I didn't, but, the nintendo and star wars fanboys said they were good, and you know they never exaggerate things!
DGX Goggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 13:40
DGX Goggles
Panzer Dragoon forever.
Caecilius's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 14:57
Caecilius
Now if it were a gay dragon dating sim... EUREKA!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 17:05
atheistium
Penis Rhymes with everything.
poonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 20:12
poonster
just rented it and the colors (or lack of) are just awfull...hexfix says "nothing on the 360 looks this good" lol your shitting me right? you PS3 fanboyism has numbed your brain if you think this compares to Bioshock or Gears of War or any other not as good 360 game for that matter.
i'm not a fanboy of any system & i own both the 360 & PS3 but i am a rational human being and i can rightfully say that Lair is "NOT" up to the standards that we expect a next gen game to be....VERY DISAPPOINTING
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 04:52
Trevor McGee
@ hexfix93

IGN gave the game a 4.9

GameSpot gave the game a 4.5

EGM was the kindest and they only gave it a 5.0, 5.5, and a 6.0.

I think it's safe to say that this game it a failure. Also, as I said before, and as Poonster said this game doesn't compare graphically to games like Gears of War or BioShock on the XBox 360. Can we just forget the whole fanboy thing and just admit that it's a poor game?
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2007 14:46
JonDarkwood
But guys, graphics are what's really important!!one
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