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Since the dawn of time, people have been dutifully hiding their sexuality, whether it be a preference for girls, boys, or large animals averagely used for milking. In the last ten years or so, an interesting cultural development has come up. Being gay (not unlike being a dweeb) is cooler than it used to be. First there was a flouncy character here or there on television: shows like Will and Grace got big. People gasped (but also found themselves mysteriously glued to) Queer as Folk as they portrayed the first graphic male on male sex on television. Now, in bright sunny 2006, superstar game company Rockstar has taken it all one step further in their recent release Bully - offering you the Easter Egg option to make out with other boys in the schoolyard.

Of course, Rockstar is no stranger to controversy. It's hard to upstage yourself after making the first game that allowed you to beat the crap out of prostitutes for fun and profit, but being the great guys that they are, Rockstar found a way. Now, enter the bulk of the gamer demographic: men between the ages of 18-25 who enjoy playing fighting games, racing games and first person shooters. Does that sound like the type of guy that wants to tongue lock another 12 year old boy behind the monkey bars?

On the other hand, bold sites such as Gay Gamer have created fantastic communities that are gay friendly without being gay obsessed. It clearly delineates a strong subsect of gamers and about a billion times that many clashes of opinion on the topic. For a further expansion on where all this madness leads, check out the thoughtful article on Gamasutra linked below. Personally, I love seeing this kind of thing come up in games. Not because I like a good ass plowing once in a while (although that topic may make it to the forums in its own sweet time), but because I simply love to see this industry punch it's way through conventional standards. Having anything remotely gay themed in a video game is brave as hell, and it pisses off a lot of homophobes. I will wave my big pink flag for that anyday.

I feel so loud and proud now. If any girl gamer wants to make out with me, let me know and we'll YouTube that sh*t.

 [Via Gamasutra








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bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 00:01
bleep
Nagiko: Maybe you just haven't had enough practice to enjoy "a good ass plowing once in a while" Although really women recieving anal sex isn't gay... you should have said something like, "Eating a fat pussy once in a while"
fin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 00:10
fin
In the original Sims I could get my character to fall in love with guys; I always thought that was a cool, open-minded move by EA.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 00:21
Darren Nakamura
I had a husband and three wives in Fable. So my character was only slightly gay, or to think of it the other way, he was mostly straight.
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 00:32
pizzaface
ewww faaaaags
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 00:43
Aaron Mxy Yost
FABULOUS!!!
robotplague's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 00:47
robotplague
I think any and all art mediums should push the limits in anyway possible, gaming included. Enough with breasts, lets see some dong physics.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 00:48
Colette Bennett
I personally am a tremendous fan of dong physics.
subwayslasher's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 00:51
subwayslasher
I've been trying to figure out which of the FFXII guys are guy. My money is on Basch, with that sexy growl & flash of stomach showing.
subwayslasher's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 00:52
subwayslasher
er, guys are gay?
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 00:53
Lezbro
If Bob Ross gets a game, when Liberace?

First off... Final Fantasy? Absolutely flaming. Check out the costumes on most of the so-called manly game characters. They all look like Bob Mackey. Devil May Cry? Holy shit. GAY! Zelda? Do you even need to ask?

And by the way, military games? TOTALLY gay. Look at Gears of War. Absolutely oozing homoeroticism. Gears of War is hands down the gayest game in years. Most of the "heroes" in these games are absolutely ripped, oiled, square-jawed, and virile to the point of absurdity.

Listen to any trash talking session and you'll hear people talking about tea-bagging, ass raping, sodomizing.

There is nothing gayer than shoot-em-ups. Nothing gayer than guns and trucks and all of the other silly things adolescents equate with manhood, but which is indicative of latent homosexuality or ambiguous sexual identity. If you need to give your character massive tree trunk arms, leather, five o'clock shadow, clanking military gear and a name like "Rock Hardson" to make your doughy ass feel manly, it means you're gay.

Nothing wrong with being gay.
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 00:55
Lezbro
Look at this pic and tell me this isn't gay.

http://david.gharib.free.fr/devil_may_cry_2_2_1024.jpeg
Ballistic90's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 01:04
Ballistic90
Technically, anything can be perceived as homosexual, and anything can be perceived as heterosexual. It's stereotypes and prejudice that typically label things and activities as homosexual and others as heterosexual. It's how society paints these that gives us the perception of 'manly' and 'womanly' things.

By the way, the original definition of 'gay' was 'happy', or 'elation' rather than homosexual.

I'm not gay myself, but I never liked people using 'gay' as a derogative term. It irks me because I know I wouldn't want to be treated like dirt.
Ballistic90's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 01:06
Ballistic90
By the way, Link wears a tunic and tights. These were common clothings for both genders in the past. To say that his clothing is 'gay', is like saying that him using a sword is 'gay', as they're both accurate.
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 01:33
Lezbro
Bob Mackie.

Devil May Cry.

The defense rests.

http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Opera/5048/rubyradiance.jpg
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 08:56
Chris Taran
This article is gay.
nightmareci's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2006 03:01
nightmareci
"Gay" is not a derogatory term at all, so use proper curse words or some shit, this is Destructoid after all!
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