An innuendo-packed post from earlier this year told you about Gardening Mama, the next in the series of Taito's Mama games. I was going to follow it up with another sexually charged news post, but I think Jim used all the good ones. How about a dirty gardening-themed joke instead? Check that out after the jump.
Majesco tells us that the green thumb game is set to release in the US in early 2009 for the DS.
Mama still likes food, so she's growing fruits and vegetables in her backyard. Oh, and some flowers for good measure. As you could probably guess, your DS stylus becomes a gardening tool, letting you cultivate plants and actually use them to make stuff, like strawberry jam. You can even carve a pumpkin. A multiplayer mode lets four players compete for the largest harvest.
Basically, Mama's going to be a bitch in the garden now instead of the kitchen.
Gardening joke, as promised:
A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't seem to get her
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