 5:57 PM on 12.03.2008 |
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An innuendo-packed post from earlier this year told you about Gardening Mama, the next in the series of Taito's Mama games. I was going to follow it up with another sexually charged news post, but I think Jim used all the good ones. How about a dirty gardening-themed joke instead? Check that out after the jump. Majesco tells us that the green thumb game is set to release in the US in early 2009 for the DS. Mama still likes food, so she's growing fruits and vegetables in her backyard. Oh, and some flowers for good measure. As you could probably guess, your DS stylus becomes a gardening tool, letting you cultivate plants and actually use them to make stuff, like strawberry jam. You can even carve a pumpkin. A multiplayer mode lets four players compete for the largest harvest. Basically, Mama's going to be a bitch in the garden now instead of the kitchen. Gardening joke, as promised: A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red.
One day while taking a stroll she came upon a neighbor who had the
most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from
blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two
weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
Having moved more than 13 million units worldwide Majesco is looking to tighten its stranglehold on the world of cooking-themed mini-game compilations with a trio of Cooking Mama bundles. Mama's Combo Pack Volu... Mama mia, Majesco has one heck of a deal coming up for would-be Cooking Mama fans. The DS and Wii series, which has sold over 13 million total worldwide, will now be available in select combo packs starting this summer.
Each ... I'm not trying to say that Cooking Mama is easy...Wait, yes I am. When I think about it it's clear that Cooking Mama is as easy as they come. Everyone I know has had their hands on her! I get it, though. She just has this way... Drop everything. Stop. Shut off Rage, let your controllers charge from playing Gears of War 3, and give Dark Souls a rest. This is the game you've been waiting for. It's Cooking Mama 4: Kitchen Magic for the 3DS!
Mama's ... Because every game has to come with a pre-order bonus these days, Gamestop is offering a free plush doll of Mama when you pre-order Cooking Mama 4: Kitchen Magic for the 3DS. Yes, for putting down $5, you can get your very ow... Majesco has a pretty interesting line-up for E3 this year, including three Mama titles, one Kinect wrestling game, and the return of a busty vampire-killing dhampir.
The full list of games can be found after the ju... Oh, Mama! Our favorite home cook makes her debut on the 3DS with Cooking Mama 4: Kitchen Magic, just announced today. In this game there's 200 touchscreen minigames, as you'd expect by now, but in this version the 3DS' gyrosc... Babysitting Mama was a surreal experience. Standing in front of me was a Majesco PR rep named Manny, a bearded fellow who would be the last person I'd expect to be rocking a stuffed baby doll in front of me. Yet here he was, ... Crafting Mama. It is a game exactly as you would think. It's the latest DS title based around working with the Engrish-speaking Mama as she harshly trains players how to make digital versions of stuff. So Crafting Mama? It's ... Mama's getting out of the kitchen and into the childcare business with Babysitting Mama, scheduled to hit the Wii this fall. Majesco announced the title today (but trademarked it awhile ago), and its hook is more surprising t... |
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