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Gardening Mama bends over in America Spring 2009 photo

An innuendo-packed post from earlier this year told you about Gardening Mama, the next in the series of Taito's Mama games. I was going to follow it up with another sexually charged news post, but I think Jim used all the good ones. How about a dirty gardening-themed joke instead? Check that out after the jump.

Majesco tells us that the green thumb game is set to release in the US in early 2009 for the DS. 

Mama still likes food, so she's growing fruits and vegetables in her backyard. Oh, and some flowers for good measure. As you could probably guess, your DS stylus becomes a gardening tool, letting you cultivate plants and actually use them to make stuff, like strawberry jam. You can even carve a pumpkin. A multiplayer mode lets four players compete for the largest harvest. 

Basically, Mama's going to be a bitch in the garden now instead of the kitchen.

Gardening joke, as promised:
A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red.

One day while taking a stroll she came upon a neighbor who had the
most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from
blushing so much."

The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two
weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

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Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 18:00
Holyetheline
This post isn't very fun. =(
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 18:08
JLanphear
I thought the joke was funny......... lol....
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 18:15
Dexter345
Nice.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 19:18
atastysammich
I'd be her bitch in the garden.

braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 20:11
braulio09
HAHAHHAAHA good one, dale.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 20:22
kawitchate
no, see, she should have went up to the gentleman 2 weeks later and said "nothing's happening!" and then he says "yeah well you made my cucumber big."

because he made her expose herself for his enjoyment.

...

sadtrombone.com
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 03:39
The Amazing Shenazin
MAMA KILLS PLANTS
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