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gamescom in pictures: Crowds, currywurst and 7-hour lines
gamescom is nuts. It's not Tokyo Game Show nuts -- nothing is -- but it's still pretty crazy. And loud! Today is the first weekend day for gamescom 2012, and all the general public is welcome to attend. All of the halls of Koelnmesse are packed, and everyone here seems to be having a great time. Well, everyone except the people waiting in lines for the popular games. As you'll see in the gallery below, Assassin's Creed III has a wait so long that I'm not sure why anyone would wait in it. Seven hours! Yesterday, Call of Duty: Black Ops II had an eight-hour line. Lines wrap around booths and on top of themselves and people are in them are so miserable in them that they're laying on the floor, poking at cellphones with batteries long dead. Me? I'm fine! I'm having a great time today walking around and enjoying the sights and sounds. Plus, I've played all of these games. MWAHAHAHHAHAHAH. The other thing that makes things fine for me is currywurst. Do you know about this crap? Bratwurst, cut up, doused in ketchup and worcestershire and curry powder, served with a totally unnecessary bun (see gallery). It's the finest junkfood I've encountered, and one of my favorite things about the country of Germany (other than the girls, of course). Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Gamers are a weird lot. You know they wait 8 hrs in line only to bitch about how shitty blops 2 is. Never contented are our masses. I once thought about going to gamescon with a few friends as Köln is not that far from the netherlands however it never really managed to plan it. Aw yeah, currywurst all the way! I attend gamescom each year because I´m from Germany and I absolutely love it. Wow. 8 hours is insane considering Gamescom is only open for 10 hours a day. However, I always thought that the popular games were great at filtering out the crowds so you don't have to stand in line as long for the lesser known ones. The trick to enjoying Gamescom is to ignore it and spend all your time having fun in the region instead. 2:10 PM on 05.21.2013 Watch Dogs, Thief, and AC IV confirmed for Xbox OneNow that the Xbox One is out for the world to see, Square Enix and Ubisoft have wasted no time whatsoever in getting announcements out for some of their games that we knew were going to be available on next-generation platfor...
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A lot of companies have been releasing their financial figures lately, but it doesn't seem as if any can hold a candle to Ubisoft's performance. While most had a non-remarkable or down year in fiscal 2013, Ubisoft reported pr...more
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