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Anyone who gets to know me will eventually learn that I worship in the Church of Morris. Chris Morris is one of the most biting, brutal, and above all, correct social satirists in the world. The above was filmed long before Dateline's To Catch A Predator, I should point out. This clip, taken from a very controversial episode of spoof current affairs program Brass Eye, did what a lot of Morris' work used to, and that's predict the way sensationalist media was headed at the time, and now currently resides. 
 
With your weekly dose of Sterling culture over and done with, we shamble on to our games of the week feature. Hit the jump for our gaming treats.

Topher: I've been playing a lot of Momotaru Dentetsu on PS2, which has been turning out entirely too much like my real life. Also Metal Slug Anthology, Mainichi Isshou Ni, Shikigami no Shiro 2, and Ikaruga.

Conrad: I took a day off and dragged my 360 away from my computer so that I could just play a few games without the distraction of the internet. Played a little Dead Rising, some GTA IV (which still hasn't really lost its luster), and I gave Stuntman: Ignition a spin. I also started playing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance A2, which only served to reinforce why I don't play tactics games after dying in the tutorial.

Jim: It's been a very Castlevania week for me. I'm currently questing for 206 % completion on Symphony of the Night, but am annoyed that the achievement for it on XBLA is called "Seeker," when everyone with a brain knows it should have been called "A Miserable Little Pile of Secrets." Wasted opportunity. Finished off Dawn of Sorrow, which was absolutely awesome, and am on the last boss of Portrait of Ruin, which was a bit lame in comparison to the combined win of Night and Sorrow. Just felt very regurgitated, and rather short. Still, am really glad to finally get on board the Castlevania train and can't wait for Order of Ecclesia.

Hamza: I've been playing through the original Halo and it still stands as one of my favorite games of all time. It's such bullshit that Bungie couldn't capture what made Halo 1 so good in Halo 2 and 3.

I also hoped on a game of AgentMOO's Maximum Overdeath game as well as finally trying out LordRegulus's Late Again game.

Nick: Do you mean bland, repetitive corridors? Anyhow, I started playing Siren on PSN and the PixelJunk Eden demo is just about the greatest thing ever. Also, I'm playing Guitar Hero: Aerosmith for the achievements, even though it's the most boring Guitar Hero I've ever played.

Hamza: Yeah, pretty much. Halo 1 had such huge environments compared to the others and lots of action going on in them.

Justin: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Pixeljunk Monsters, Super Stardust HD, and a bunch of random demos.

Niero: This weekend I played with women. Pics coming!

Dale: I'm playing Zoids Assault for an upcoming Destructoid review. In the meantime, I've dusted off Nocturne. It's such a great game!

Grim: I got F.E.A.R. for $4 at a garage sale ... I want my money back.

Colette: I snuck in a little bit of Final Fantasy IV on the way to Los Angeles, which feels like 3 years ago but was actually two weeks ago. I'm about to board yet another plane, and I'll probably play the same thing on the way home. I know, my life is a carnival of thrills and variety.

Niero: I had an envious weekend of FFIV, Little Big Planet, Ghostbusters and Kingdom of Loathing.  I didn't get to play any of the above for as long as I wanted but I got to duet Lovefool with T'zaaaaar.

DMV: Some Devil May Cry 3 along with a bit more in Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin. I enjoy the Metroidvania games, but it's a mindless grind for me.








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Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 20:44
Maurice Tan
Got 1 section further in COD4 veteran, some older PC action with Hegemonia and Galactic Civilizations II and Pawny Pets Animal Hospital in Africa.

I still don't understand why they don't release more games in the summer, It's not like people take 3 month vacations!
graphic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 20:59
graphic
Locoroco & Trials 2

I´m happy
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 21:04
eternalplayer2345
I beat Ikaruga on easy this week so I'm happy. I played a bit of mario all-stars last night for old times sake. Persona 3 has owned my week however.
Sueng's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 21:20
Sueng
Beat New Super Mario Brothers,got a few trophies in SSHD, and trying to finish Phoenix Wright Trials and Tribulations.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 21:43
Teta
Patapon and Rock Band as every week.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 21:43
Velt
island + 100 kids + pedophile + cameras

great stuff jim.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 21:43
Dead Movie Star
N (The Crazy Miner FTW), N+, Metal Storm, Megaman 2, Super Mario Bros., discovering that my NES is broken then taking the appropriate steps to fix said NES, waiting for a 72-pin connector to arrive, and thinking that my custom Dreamcast arcade controls are working but then a few games of Guilty Gear X later that they are not. Oh, and Skate.
TurboSpaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 21:44
TurboSpaz
I'm playing fucking solitare cause I'm stuck on a shitty laptop.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 21:52
RonBurgandy2010
Badass haul today:

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (better late than never)
Spaceballs
Smokin' Aces
Amaru's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 21:56
Amaru
mass effect
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 21:59
RonBurgandy2010
Also just got back from GameCamp. I can't even list all the games I played. Go check out Combat Arms, great free online shooter.


Sorry about that last post, didn't realize this wasn't the right place until after I posted. I always ignore these "games of the week" posts for some reason.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 22:03
Scrixx
Basically, everything that runs on the Source Engine.

Replayed HL2, Counter Strike Source, Portal, Team Fortress 2, Day of Defeat Source, some source mods, and i'm buying gmod 10, i'm sick of having 9 for the couple of years I had it for xD

Ya, I buy anything valve xD, and at launch to, bring on Left 4 Dead!
Lolthien's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 22:27
Lolthien
Evil Genius on the PC. How's that for retro?? Man that game holds up.. except for the waiting around for money part.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 22:37
manasteel88
I've been playing Blue Dragon and I've gotta say I don't see what everyone complains about. The japanese voice acting is pretty good (not great) and the story, while not lost oddyssey does have some simple and fun pacing.

I'm only at about hour 10 so we'll see how the game carries itself, but I think reviewers are starting to get too hung up on things that are supposed to be revolutionary and are missing games that are still fun to play without changing the world.

It kinda feels like Mistwalker was attempting to take on Square-Enix with Blue Dragon acting like a Dragon Quest game and Lost Oddyssey as a FF. That Hironobu Sakaguchi is a sly one.
crimson diabolik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 22:40
crimson diabolik
Mostly Battlefield: Bad Company multiplayer, which I am loving the shit out of, even though I'm not too good at it.

Also, when I'm at work, Solitaire at work and Back to the Future for some God-forsaken reason.
crimson diabolik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 22:41
crimson diabolik
Whoops, that last post was a little redundant. Sorry 'bout that.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 22:49
F Whipple
Wrestlemania 2000 for the 64. Best $3 purchase ever!!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 23:20
BluDesign
Korg DS-10, Mario Kart DS, GTAIV (almost done! Last mission!), COD4, and FFTA2.

And I'll be playing many of those acronyms this week.
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 23:21
Vitamin Awesome
I'm currently getting my ass handed to me in R6V, but I've also plugged in a couple sessions of SoulCalibur in anticipation of SC4, and quite a bit of Guild Wars. Lots of Guild wars.
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 23:51
whormongr
I never really touched team fortress 2 after playing the rest of the orange box- but this weekend I got hooked on it(still don't know who I like best- I think that it's between the soldier and the scout- I love braining people with the bat)- as well I have been using the KORG DS-10 since I got it and have been playing socom navy seals on the psp (sorry wii- I ignored you this weekend). I did though this weekend get a text message from a coworker saying that I really need to play MGS 4... but with soulcallibur coming out this week- it goes on the backburner of purchases
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 23:57
Kraid
Well I've finished up Stranglehold a couple of minutes ago and it was f-in awesome , played some Ikaruga , Beautiful Katamari , SkyBlazer and I've sat about my DS to tryout the Korg DS-10 on my Not-R4 and came out with the consideration that I can't read Japanese....
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 23:59
nintendoll
CoD4, just got back into Animal Crossing (Wild World), a bit of Persona 3 here and there. Been meaning to finish up Half Life 2 (Orange Box) but just haven't gotten around to it.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 00:02
Guagloves
finally got Taiko Drum Master in the mail. My god that game is addicting. Attempted Contra 4 but I don't like getting kicked in the balls so I stopped cause its much too difficult as much as I like it.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 00:06
Rainbowblack
with 37 stiches in my arm because of a work-related incident, I'm going to need more than Folklore for the next two weeks lol

I might pick up FFIV before the week is over
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 00:09
whormongr
I never really touched team fortress 2 after playing the rest of the orange box- but this weekend I got hooked on it(still don't know who I like best- I think that it's between the soldier and the scout- I love braining people with the bat)- as well I have been using the KORG DS-10 since I got it and have been playing socom navy seals on the psp (sorry wii- I ignored you this weekend). I did though this weekend get a text message from a coworker saying that I really need to play MGS 4... but with soulcallibur coming out this week- it goes on the backburner of purchases
Gamechamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 00:41
Gamechamp
I've mostly just been playing Osu and Zone of the Enders. Zone of the Enders is ten times more meh than I expected.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 01:54
Timmeh
I've been playing some Castlevania SotN too. My achievements are all screwed - I got Familiar when I had only 4/5 (it just randomly popped up for no reason) and doing Bloodlines without getting hit I had to go back and do it again, getting hit right at the end for the achievement to pop up :S
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 02:14
Bob Muir
Seriously, am I the only guy who thought Halo 1 was nothing special at all and that both the storytelling and level design in Halo 2 was light-years ahead (while still staying in the confines of the game equivalent of "popcorn flicks")?

Other than that, just a bunch of Viva Pinata, mostly breeding tons of Flutterscotches since there are 10 different species (not variants) to get Master Romancer for. Also, Rock Band, in which I'm finally plowing through Expert Drums Solo Tour, five-starring everything. Got about a tier and a half left, plus a few bonus songs. Oh, and over 100 downloadable songs, but yeah...
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 02:50
EternalDeathSlayer
Actually, I hated the original Halo, if only because of the huge environments.

I dislike not knowing where to go, and I absolutely hated used the Warthog at the beginning of Halo 1. I gave up right there.
TC101's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 03:58
TC101
"I'm feeling more suggestible already and thats just with one sniff"

Brass eye is possibly the best piece of comedy television ever made. I would like to put some links the best momements but its just pure brilliance from beginning to end.

Also, Jam
[url]www.youtube.com/watch?v=83EkgWT4X7c[/url]
[url]www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYFQZFL0yoo[/url]
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 05:08
Alasdair Duncan
Brass Eye was amazing; satire with real bite. Monkey Dust was pretty awesome too. You'll need to post some of Clive' tall tales.

Downloaded the demo of Defcon, so I'll be giving that a go and trying to finish a cblog entry I've being working o for a wbile.
Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 05:34
Unicorn
WIPEOUT PULSE!!!!!!! i went out and bought a PSP just so i could play it. and i'm not regretting that decision.
Demios's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 08:44
Demios
Ah Brasseye how i miss you. Its a shame none of the British t.v. stations will allow him to make anything similar again. GUNISHMENT!

Mostly this week ill be playing Bad Company, GRID and Rock Band. Waiting for Soul Caliber IV!
The Bozz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 09:15
The Bozz
I just beat Armored Core 4 in normal, now I'm finishing the hard missions that give you extra parts. I've also been playing GTA IV, Knytt Stories and Warning Forever (not spending a dime FTW).
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 10:33
ghets
Finally finished Eternal Sonata. Its been a while since i finished an RPG. And for some reason started playing Lego Star Wars Original Saga again. Totally different game when you do the free play. Way better than the regular story mode.
And the PixelJunk Eden Demo which is pretty sweet once you get used to the controls
junglistgamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 11:15
junglistgamer
chris morris is the don of all comedy, fuck games, just keep posting clips of brass eye/jam/nathan barley and turn destructoid into a chris morris fansite.

On a more thread related note, picked up 2nd hand copies of dead rising and splinter cell double agent, still grinding away at ikaruga/triggerheart excelica
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