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Games journalism came: Polydong.com

6:00 PM on 10.25.2006  ·  Niero
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No relation to that asian guy on Twitter

You'll know that you've made it when Destructoid makes a dick joke about you.

By now, you've surely heard of Polygon, the new gaming portal by the people that ruined Engadget. Congratulations to Chris, Brian, and the whole crew for having a website that you can now make videos about. We at Destructoid look forward to working with you scholarly gentlemen, and by that I mostly mean stealing all of your ideas and implementing them inexpensively with no copy editing whatsoever as Samit no longer works here. In fact, your new venture has inspired me to launch a new games journalism project of my own.

What if there were an even newer gaming site that sometimes displayed editorial from Polygon, and also randomly plagiarized editorial from all the other people that they didn't hire away? What if we also randomly displayed animated .gifs from the two most perfect sources of games criticism, NeoGAF and Reddit? What if our junk hung lower than their junk?

Welcome to the post-modern newestest newer new face of games journalism. 

Touch the PolyDong. Also, cocks.

 
 

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