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You'll know that you've made it when Destructoid makes a dick joke about you. By now, you've surely heard of Polygon, the new gaming portal by the people that ruined Engadget. Congratulations to Chris, Brian, and the whole crew for having a website that you can now make videos about. We at Destructoid look forward to working with you scholarly gentlemen, and by that I mostly mean stealing all of your ideas and implementing them inexpensively with no copy editing whatsoever as Samit no longer works here. In fact, your new venture has inspired me to launch a new games journalism project of my own. What if there were an even newer gaming site that sometimes displayed editorial from Polygon, and also randomly plagiarized editorial from all the other people that they didn't hire away? What if we also randomly displayed animated .gifs from the two most perfect sources of games criticism, NeoGAF and Reddit? What if our junk hung lower than their junk? Welcome to the post-modern newestest newer new face of games journalism. Touch the PolyDong. Also, cocks. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
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7:00 PM on 03.18.2013 Promoted blog: Gaming's greatest cocks[Destructoid turned seven this past Saturday, and all month long Dtoiders have been reminiscing about their time with the site over in our Community Blogs. Here's Handy's little dandy. Show us yours! --Mr Andy Dixon] We have ...
6:15 PM on 02.27.2013 Etrian Odyssey IV will get you stiffDale North's review is taking forever because he keeps getting distracted by sh*t like this. [Swagtoise's Tumblr via Tiny Cartridge]
7:00 PM on 01.11.2013 HAWP: Oh Ash, your diplomacy is so thick and hardThis is... well... umm... you know what? I'm not even going to explain it. The latest Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? is brilliance, plain and simple. Go watch it and have a good laugh or two. Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Civilization V [GameTrailers]
4:00 PM on 11.10.2012 Goodbye, DestructoidAs some of you may or may not have heard, this is officially my last day with Destructoid. Man ... I can barely type that without getting upset. I am starting a new job next week at GolinHarris as a writer for Nintendo. It is...
9:00 PM on 10.03.2012 The DTOID Show: Assassin's Creed DLC, Star Wars, & PornoOn today's completely professional, mature, and otherwise not stupid or embarrassing Destructoid Show, we discuss some very serious topics. First, a season pass is announced for Assassin's Creed III, and the first DLC will b...
8:00 AM on 10.02.2012 YouPorn 'now on' Xbox, welcomes 'Xbox Masturbators'Sometimes this job is boring, and sometimes YouPorn sends Destructoid a press release, excitedly telling us that its streaming sex video services is coming to Xbox Live. Of course, what it actually means is that, with Interne...
7:53 PM on 08.10.2012 Destructoid Community Meetup Photos!Yeah we're a web site, but we are also a collective of fleshy sacks of meat and blood that play video games together and drink sometimes! In an effort to centralize our random adventures and always have a place to show ...
10:00 PM on 04.29.2012 Swordfight will get your joystick hardI stand corrected. This is the weirdest story of the weekend! If you read Joseph Leray's "Nordic New Wave" feature from the other week, you ought to be familiar with Johann Sebastian Joust, a game using accelerometer-powered ...
12:00 PM on 01.09.2012 Namco Bandai pulls penis-flavored SoulCalibur V ad[Update: So apparently it is not real. Stupid sexy Voldo!] Namco Bandai recently pulled an advert for SoulCalibur V after fans complained that it was too offensive. No, it wasn't the magazine page featuring ginormous breasts....
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This is... well... umm... you know what? I'm not even going to explain it. The latest Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? is brilliance, plain and simple. Go watch it and have a good laugh or two. Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Civilization V [GameTrailers]more
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