You know someone's thought of everything when you realize that what you see before you is an arcade machine that dispenses beer. The Gamerator is just that: An arcade cabinet that contains a chilly kegerator in the rear, which holds approximately a 1/4 keg. It comes preloaded with 187 classic arcade games, although unfortunately you have to add your own beer.

In case you wondered, you can hook it up to any current game system on the market, and it will run those titles as well, including PC stuffs. It's knd of like the Dream Authentics cabinet ... except it makes beer. It really keeps coming back to that. It's listed on Ebay for a cool $2k, so if you happen to have a lot of free cash and want the bragging rights of inviting friends over for Arkanoid and brew, have at it.

Seriously, I'm convinced that some men's heads may explode when they read this. If I inadvertently kill your boyfriend/husband because of what he reads here today, I apologize in advance, and would like offer you my condolences. However, since reading Web site content is an example of free will, I must stress that I am in no way at fault, and the best thing to do would be to sign up for a Community Blog and describe my death in great detail instead.

The full listing of preloaded games is after the jump.

1942
1943
1943 KAI
720
APB
ARCH RIVALS
ASTEROIDS - ARCADE VERSION
ASTEROIDS - HOME VERSION
ASTEROIDS DELUXE
ATARI 3D TIC TAC TOE
ATARI ADVENTURE
ATARI AIR-SEA BATTLE
ATARI BLACK WIDOW
ATARI COMBAT
ATARI DODGE'EM
ATARI FLAG CAPTURE
ATARI FOOTBALL
ATARI GOLF
ATARI HOME RUN
ATARI MATH GRAN PRIX
ATARI MAZE CRAZE
ATARI NIGHT DRIVER
ATARI OUTLAW
ATARI RED BARON
ATARI SLOT RACERS
ATARI SPACE DUEL
ATARI SPACE WAR
ATARI STAR SHIP
ATARI STREET RACER
ATARI SUBMARINE COMMANDER
ATARI SUPER BASEBALL
ATARI SUPER FOOTBALL
ATARI SURROUND
ATARI VIDEO CUBE
BACKGAMMON
BATTLE SHARK
BATTLEZONE - ARCADE VERSION
BATTLEZONE - HOME VERSION
BIONIC COMMANDO
BLACKJACK (Atari)
BLASTER
BOMBJACK
BOSCONIAN
BOWLING (Atari)
BREAKOUT
BUBBLE BOBBLE
BUBBLES
CANYON BOMBER
CASINO (Atari)
CENTIPEDE - ARCADE VERSION
CENTIPEDE - HOME VERSION
CHAMPIONSHIP SPRINT
CIRCUS ATARI
COLONY 7
COMMANDO
CONTINENTAL CIRCUS
CRYSTAL CASTLES - ARCADE VERSION
CRYSTAL CASTLES - HOME VERSION
CYBERBALL 2072
DEFENDER
DEFENDER 2
DEMONS TO DIAMONDS
DESERT FALCON
DIG DUG
DOUBLE DUNK
DRAGON SPIRIT
ELECTRIC YO-YO
ELEVATOR ACTION
EXED EXES
EXZISUS
FINAL FIGHT
FORGOTTEN WORLDS
FUN WITH NUMBERS
GALAGA
GALAXIAN
GAUNTLET
GAUNTLET II
GHOSTS N' GOBLINS
GHOULS N' GHOSTS
GLADIATOR
GRAVITAR - ARCADE VERSION
GRAVITAR - HOME VERSION
GREAT SWORDSMAN 
GUN SMOKE
HANGMAN
HARD DRIVIN'
HAUNTED HOUSE
HUMAN CANNONBALL
JOUST
JOUST 2
JUNGLE HUNT
KLAX
KOZMIK KROOZ'R
LEGENDARY WINGS
LIBERATOR
LUNAR LANDER
MAJOR HAVOX
MAPPY
MARBLE MADNESS
MERCS
MILLIPEDE - ARCADE VERSION
MILLIPEDE - HOME VERSION
MINIATURE GOLF
MISSLE COMMAND - ARCADE VERSION
MISSLE COMMAND - HOME VERSION
MORTAL KOMBAT II
MORTAL KOMBAT III
MS. PAC MAN
NARC
NEW ZEALAND STORY
NINJA KIDS
OFF THE WALL
OPERATION THUNDERBOLT
OPERATION WOLF
PAC MAN
PAPERBOY
PHOENIX
PINBALL ACTION
PIRATE SHIP HIGEMARU
PIT FIGHTER
PLEIADS
PLOTTING 
PLUMP POP
POLE POSITION
POLE POSITION II
PONG
PRIMAL RAGE
QUADRUN
RADAR LOCK
RAINBOW ISLANDS
RALLY X
RAMPAGE
RAMPAGE WORLD TOUR
RAMPART
RASTAN
REALSPORTS BASEBALL
REALSPORTS FOOTBALL
REALSPORTS TENNIS
REALSPORTS VOLLEYBALL
RETURN OF THE INVADERS
ROADBLASTERS
ROBOTRON 2084
ROLLING THUNDER
RYGAR
SATAN'S HOLLOW
SECTION Z
SENJYO
SINISTAR
SKY DIVER
SKY KID
SLOT MACHINE (Atari)
SMASH TV
SOLOMON'S KEY
SON SON
SPACE GUN
SPACE INVADERS
SPACE INVADERS II
SPLAT!
SPRINT MASTER
SPY HUNTER
SPY HUNTER II
STAR RAIDERS
STARFORCE
STEEPLECHASE
STELLAR TRACK
STRATO FIGHTER
STREET FIGHTER II
STREET FIGHTER II CHAMPION EDITION
STREET FIGHTER II HYPER FIGHTING
SUPER BREAKOUT - ARCADE VERSION
SUPER BREAKOUT - HOME VERSION
SUPER GHOULS N' GHOSTS
SUPER QIX
SUPER SPRINT
SWIMMER
SWORDQUEST: EARTHWORLD
SWORDQUEST: FIREWORLD
SWORDQUEST: WATERWORLD
TAPPER
TECMO BOWL
TECMO CUP
TEMPEST
THUNDERFOX
TIMBER
TOKIO 
TOOBIN
TOTAL CARNAGE
TROJAN
TUBE IT
VIDEO CHECKERS
VIDEO CHESS
VIDEO OLYMPICS
VIDEO PINBALL
VINDICATORS
VOLFIED
VULGUS
WACKO
WARLORDS - ARCADE VERSION
WARLORDS - HOME VERSION
WIZARD OF WAR
XENOPHOBE
XEVIOUS
XYBOTS
YARS' REVENGE
ZOO KEEPER