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GameFAQs poster burns down church, did it for the lulz photo

Proving that the GameFAQs community members can always get stupider, a teenage boy bragged on the gaming advice site's message board about burning down a Pamyra church, adding that he was "LOLing" over the arson attack.

Jediknight12345 posted on GamesFAQs' Current Events board Wednesday night asking the rest of the community if they felt he should burn down a church and a school. Despite moderators removing the post, by Thursday the poster was already telling his fellow GameFAQs members that he'd gone ahead and done it. He made light of the fire, which spread through Mission Hill Baptist Church, even posting camera phone pictures to prove to the skeptics that it did in fact, happen. He added that the best bit was how quickly the fire spread, and explained he started "three little fires" on computers, bibles and some towels put in an oven. 

One's first thought would reasonably be that the kid was bragging up something he hadn't done in a misguided attempt to look cool, but a number of GameFAQs members, the ones who weren't praising him, forwarded the details on, and eventually it turned out that there was enough evidence to link Jediknight12345 with the fire.The boy was identified and arrested. He is now in the custody of juvenile authorities on charges of arson and burglary.

I'm just glad Alone in the Dark isn't released yet. The last thing anyone needs is people blaming this on a game where you set fire to half of New York. 

[Thanks to Brian Szabelski.]








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slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 06:40
slapme7times
omg awesome. i always wanted to do that but never had the balls.

way to live my dreams buddy, gl in prison.
AfroJoel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 06:42
AfroJoel
Jediknight12345's a nice guy, eh burns churches down for lulz and doesn't afraid of anything.
slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 06:45
slapme7times
lol... that jedi went down the path to the dark side...

wait... i know who we can blame this on... George Lucas!

He's made millions of the Star Ballz trilogies, and it's destroying the children. THE CHILDERNS DAMMIT DO YOU NOT FEEL EMPATHY AT SUCH A TIME AS THIS?
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 06:49
Kif
How exactly did he think he would get away with this? Clearly prison is the only place that can hold such a spasticated person.
PacoDG's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 06:51
PacoDG
Next stop for Jediknight12345, becoming an hero. I hope they kid is young enough where he can be molded/changed from the way he is now. Also, if he is that young, this must be done outside the care of his current parents, whom I don't believe should be trusted with lives again.
Dastardly007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 06:54
Dastardly007
I will never understand how anyubody could/can be so unbelievably thick. It's like gypo thick.

Seriously, it's like their of a different species.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 06:59
Kif
"You euthanized your faithful Mission Hill Baptist Church more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations!"
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 07:04
Aaron Mxy Yost
I thought when you did stupid shit like this you were supposed to post about it on /b/?
slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 07:08
slapme7times
@Kif lulz ahaha =) best line in portal :)
Lukich's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 07:09
Lukich
At least we "gamers" can save some face based on the fact that some GameFAQ's members had enough sense to forward the evidence on to the authorities.
amalgamut00's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 07:11
amalgamut00
and this is why nobody likes posting on gamefaqs
WillyFourEyes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 07:19
WillyFourEyes
Somehow, Candle Jack Thompson will find a w
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 07:31
Excel-2011
"lulz" is a terrible "word" and anyone who uses it needs a kick in the throat.
Ratcliff's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 07:38
Ratcliff
God I love when churches burn down, it makes me want to find the nearest fanatic and ask them to explain why god let that happen?
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 07:45
Excel-2011
God lets lots of things happen. Just look at the death of Jesus, Job losing everything he has, Tiffany Grant being born...
Matlox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 07:55
Matlox
Hm, Quincy... I actually know 2 people that used to live there. Burning down a church and a school, yeah...

I wonder why such a story is being treated the way it is here. A few of you are making idiotic jokes about it (let me guess, still in High School right?), while others are bringing up the issue of video games being blamed. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with that?

A church was burned down. I could give a fuck less if games are going to be blamed or not. There are a lot of things more important than Video Games.
WDot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 07:56
WDot
I used to do landscaping work at a church (growing trees, grass, flowers, cutting weeds, etc) and it would always piss me and my coworkers off when some asswipes would knock over statues of the saints we occasionally put up along the path (the church owned a bit of woodland with a road down the middle). Nobody should be congratulating this dick. Even if you aren't religious, this is just as bad as homes or small businesses being vandalized. People put a lot of love into these places and it's not only illegal but also wrong and cruel to destroy them.
Matlox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 08:06
Matlox
Amazing. People would actually knock over the statue of saints? I can't say I'm too surprised, but that does give me quite a bit of shock. All saints were real life people with inspiring life stories of working towards God's call. There are a lot of saints out there that are still very much look towards in academic works for instance, like St. Thomas Aquinas and St. Augustine. The fact that someone would actually be so disrespectful, not only to the church and its denizens, but the saints themselves, is completely disgusting.

How disrespectful can you get? Even if you aren't Christian, I'm willing to bet you'd have a family member or friend who is. How can you poke fun at people's lives in such a way? Even those that are close to you, that you know personally? Worst of all is insulting God and Christ, not even paying attention and even denying everything they've done for you in your life.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 08:12
Teta
One day thing´s are gonna go the other way around and someone will burn his house, just for the lulz.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 08:14
Jim Sterling
I think God is a pretty cool guy, eh moves in mysterious ways and doesn't afraid of anything.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 08:18
liam2015
Burn down half new york eh...
DryvBy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 08:18
DryvBy
Blaming God is like blaming video games, Jim.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 08:20
Kif
Seconding Excel by the way. Stupid ED making that word famous.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 08:28
Sam Spectre
Epic facepalm
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 08:29
SourGr8pes
Seriously, a fucking church? A church is a sanctuary, no matter what religion you are. I don't even think anyone on /b/ would do something like this.

...And this is why we are on Destructoid, as opposed to the incestuous fanboy cesspool that is GamesFAQs
Urashima's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 08:30
Urashima
Hrmm, this reminds me of a bumpersticker I once saw..
"Thank you for not breeding."
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 08:35
Jim Sterling
Dryvby: Who's blaming God? Why would I even blame someone who I don't think is real? Much like game-fueled violence.
Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 08:38
Corncobtacular
I don't think there are enough facepalm pics on the entire internet to do this post justice.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 08:41
Neonie
What an appropriate username for someone who does not know how to use the internet.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 09:02
CaffeinePowered
I think if I facepalmed any harder I'd shove my fingers into my frontal lobe.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 09:09
Jetsetlemming
I threw dynamite in a church once, but it just gibbed a cowboy without damaging the environment. I then stole the gold buried under the floorboards.
Barcode's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 09:22
Barcode
Biggest retard ever. This is almost as bad as the contacts killer on craigslist.
Cunt's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 09:35
Cunt
Maybe he thought burning things was cool after he read the bible.
Matlox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 09:46
Matlox
@Cunt

Stupid comment is stupid.
ajay42's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 09:47
ajay42
"omg awesome. i always wanted to do that but never had the balls.

way to live my dreams buddy, gl in prison."

i really hope this was meant in jest and even so, the joke isn't funny.

@matlox,sourgr8pes: couldn't agree more.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 09:48
Jim Sterling
@Cunt

I laughed.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 09:49
Gameboi
Whether you are religious or not, I can't see how a person would think that it's a good idea to burn down a place that is considered sacred, much less someone else's property.

One day these kids are going to grow up, struggle to afford and pay for property of their own, and will fully understand that stunts like this are uncalled for.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 09:51
SWE3tMadness
At least they caught the arrogant little prick.

I say try him as an adult. That should teach him not to play with fire.
destroda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 09:58
destroda
Love the banner, Jim!
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 10:10
michiyoyoshiku
and this is why I never post on Gamefaqs
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 10:16
Projectexodus
Thank god there never where any anti-videogame quotes in that article, eh?
Lol! I said "Thank god"! *giggles*
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 10:18
B-Radicate
How stupid. Why would he go do something like that? That has nothing to do with games OR frequently asked questions.
Harknett's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 10:23
Harknett
He got arrested on Burzday. Lulz.

(inb4 christians yelling at me in walls of texts because I'm not crying over this)
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 10:29
TheStripe
"He made light of the fire,"

That is the funniest thing I've read on here in a while.

Major Lulz to Sir James.
geminibros's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 10:39
geminibros
Dumb people are so stupid.
God Len's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 10:43
God Len
stop blaming me, i was in the shitter!
Jaren Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 10:46
Jaren Face
It's been an interesting couple of months for CNet I bet. They must love how the websites under them are being dragged through the dirt one by one.

Coincidence of not, it's funny how this is happening in order to the websites listed in the Cnet Network (Gamespot, GameFAQs, MP3.com, TV.com, MovieTome). I wonder what MP3.com has in store for the upcoming months.

PS- It happened on Current Events huh. I thought the LUE board was supposedly the source of GameFAQs' "cancer".
AKK's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 10:52
AKK
Stupidity begets hilarity.

Also, Matlox, get off the internet. If you think church is more important than games, go to a church forum and talk about how you sucked off Jesus in a revelation you once had.

Games being blamed for things they shouldn't be is important to gamers. I agree there are things more important than games. However, I applaud the destruction of religious property.

No one was killed, and now that community will unite under a cause of hatred and slay the young retard who did it.

You should look for the silver lining in the cloud, silly.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 11:10
Corak
"My momma always said stupid is as stupid does"

I feel really bad for the churchgoers that now have no place to worship, but on the bright side at least the little bastard got caught, not that its a surprise really. Brag about a crime on a message board able to be read by anyone in the world, what did he honestly expect to happen? But hey maybe its a good thing he got caught now, who knows what he could have done later on.
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