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Game-themed toys you can't afford: Left 4 Dead's Tank photo

Following Gaming Heads' Team Fortress 2 Heavy statue, another figure based on a Valve property approaches: the Tank from Left 4 Dead. Like its predecessor, this one is rad and mighty expensive.

A cool $299.99 will get you this 15" polystone-based gentleman of leisure. Take note: the headline was not a challenge. Please don't buy this thing and proceed to live off of noodles and tap water for the next three months just to stick it to me; think of the children!

Lastly, I want to point out that they blurred the soda can in the publicity shots. This amuses me greatly.

Gaming Heads Unleashes Left 4 Dead 2's Tank [Tomopop]








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Zelchacha's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2010 23:39
Zelchacha
If I had this I would have all of the women.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2010 23:44
Darren Nakamura
Friggin' radical.
Mafioso123's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2010 23:58
Mafioso123
This is stupid.... Lol
Primee133's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2010 00:01
Primee133
It's like the sports car you say are driven by douchebags, that you'll never afford, but there's a part deep down in you that wishes you had one, at least to brag with.
Mafioso123's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2010 00:25
Mafioso123
Could be true with very few things but I hate left for dead, so yeah.....
Mafioso123's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2010 00:29
Mafioso123
Could be true with one or two things, just not this. I hate left for dead......
Chaz69's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2010 00:43
Chaz69
You said the same thing with two posts worded differently bro
Bank92's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2010 00:46
Bank92
As if I needed another reason to hate the tank
Mafioso123's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2010 00:50
Mafioso123
The first one didnt get posted at first, so i posted again but couldnt remember what i put
LaMorteSicca's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2010 01:05
LaMorteSicca
If i was rich i would buy this and track down every other idiot who bought the stupid thing and make my statue rape them.
garethxxgod's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2010 02:30
garethxxgod
I'd get this....if there weren't several other more worth while things to spend 300 dollars on.
watermanx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2010 03:15
watermanx
I could get it but gamescom is going to be a lot more fun.
UltorOscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2010 09:05
UltorOscariot
Oy. Can't justify this yet. Maybe after my TF2 Heavy statue arrives and I get a better sense of the quality of their work. That is already a bigger gamble than I like, since these are still the first 2 products these guys have made and they haven't shipped one yet. Or if I hadn't just developed a penchant for Mass Effect 2 signed lithographs..
AkatsukiKaizoku's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2010 12:20
AkatsukiKaizoku
I wanna marry with this thing
TheDirtyHeadband's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2010 13:07
TheDirtyHeadband
in the words of borat, you never get this you never get this.
Point4ska's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2010 11:53
Point4ska
This is really stupid.
DETJOHNKIMBLE's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2010 02:23
DETJOHNKIMBLE
I ordered the exclusive one, so now I have 2 to wait for.

Sounds like some sour grapes in here ;)
Bagmall Louisvuitton's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 00:27
Bagmall Louisvuitton
Good luck getting people behind this one. Though you make some VERY fascinating points, youre going to have to do more than bring up a few things that may be different than what weve already heard. What are trying to say here? What do you want us to think? It seems like you cant really get behind a unique thought. Anyway, thats just my opinion.louis vuitton Christmas Gifts Monogram CanvasLouis VuittonDamier Canvas louis vuitton timberlands
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