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Game|Life interviews Pre-Teen Raider writer, fails to use term 'boobtastic' photo

Game|Life -- Wired's foray into talk of gaming as more than an obscure art movement on par with Dadaism or Pogs -- has just posted an interview with Gail Simone, writer of GameTap's new animated look at the young life of Ms. Lara Croft. Topics covered include non-mammarial character traits, removing the "lolita" from the "loli", and future expansion of the franchise in the one direction that Eidos has yet to monetarily sodomize.

Of course, reimagining Ms. Croft -- a character as defined by her ample breasts as by her words (Pop Quiz: how many of you can picture her nude, and how many of you can hear her voice within your own mind?) -- isn't an easy task, especially when you have the conflicting demands of gamers adherent to the canon of a video game series that uses story as a convenient excuse for multiple outfit changes. Based on what we've seen though, and from what what Ms. Simone says regarding the series, she's seems up the to task.

The current short hit GameTap's site yesterday, and I've got a feeling that more will be coming soon. 








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bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 17:27
bleep
I guess I don't really care about story being a device to mandate costume changes...what they need to do is have the different outfits give her different abilities like mario suit do....yeah...the bikini outfit would be the most powerful of all.
Lowtax's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 17:36
Lowtax
Lol newdcheat has the power to enlarge the wang.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 17:54
Maurice Tan
brainderailment forgot that he is one among those that will be coming soon.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 18:11
kwaselow
Women have breasts now? Wow!
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 18:17
LordRegulus
I think it's easier for me to hear her voice in my head than to picture her naked. Imagining Lara Croft naked would require a total suspension of my understanding of physics and/or anatomy, producing a result which is only mildly interesting in theory and eye-gougingly horrific in reality.

But that accent, on the other hand...

GOD-AWFUL PUN INBOUND

Her voice is like aural sex, amirite?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 23:23
Aaron Mxy Yost
In before "Pedobear Seal of Approval."
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2007 02:28
deiga-the-semivaliant
Well, since no one else has done it yet...

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deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2007 02:29
deiga-the-semivaliant
Grrrr....

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Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2007 14:49
Samit Sarkar
Man, Home Ec was such a bullshit class.
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