Just think, as a plumber, the variety of substances he have the opportunity to touch... Eww.
Same thing I tell anyone who's critical of photoshopping...
Provide your own "better" example.
And in cases like these, especially on this site, no one's looking for photo realistic or authentic. If the joke works, it works. I can't imagine what those 7 hour raid pampers must smell like when they're brand new. After all, they're going onto someone who is WILLING to sit for 7 hours already.
Interestingly(to me, fuck the rest of ye), george lucas' fortunes are based squarely on merchandising. While negotiating a deal for star wars, he agreed to give up certain junk so that he would maintain merchandising rights. Suffice to say, this was a smart move.
I'm sold.
I dunno, may I suggest
Spartan Condoms: For use with MJOLNIR armor. Starndard Issue UNSC.
Thats funny because Streetwise sent people red condoms to promote 300
They came in a matchbook, one side says 300, the date of the release, and the website.
The other site has a spartan helmet and says
"PREPARE FOR GLORY" "SPARTAN CONDOMS"

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