The trio of king3vbo, Analoge, and Cutie Honey is back with a brand new episode of Gaming Gurus in the Ghetto, a show about Gabe Newell, Tim Schafer, and Hideo Kojima that you wouldn't believe does not actually star the real Gabe Newell, Tim Schafer, and Hideo Kojima. There's even a spiffy pixel art opening credits segment this time around, with theme music courtesy of AlphaDeus!
In this week's installment, Gabe uses Steam to help file is taxes, Tim uses his Kickstarter money to buy caviar from Amazon, and Hideo remains completely indecipherable without the aid of subtitles. Also guest starring is the totally (not really) real Geoff Keighley as the boys' exclusive social worker. Also also guest starring is Conrad Zimmerman's mustache.
These guys are slaving over a hot Internet comedy stove for the love of the Dtoid family. Show some gosh darn appreciation!
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