10:32 PM on 07.17.2007
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Last week the claws came out in the cat fight between Chun-Li and Vega. After a week of scratches and kicks, the Dtoid army sent one loser walking off with their blond braids hanging between their hind legs. Here are the results:
- Vega: 13 votes
- Chun Li: 38 votes - Winner!
Well, at least Vega managed to do better than Sheeva against thunder thighs. This week's battle brings us to the last fight of round two, and one step closer to the final four. Ryu, M. Bison, and Chun-Li have all moved on, and it looks like a player from Street Fighter will take home the trophy unless the four-armed freak can win the next three fights.
This week's battle is between the two behemoths Zangief and Goro, and it's up to you to decide the winner. The Soviet cyclone who fights bears for fun dominated Liu Kang in the last round, and Goro proved to be more dangerous than a centaur with a metallic rat tail. Who is the better fighter, and why? Cast your votes, give us a reason for your decision, get some friends to vote, and check back next week for the winner.
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Contest:
Both are idiots, but Zangief was never defeated by getting punched in the balls only to fall off a cliff.
How can you resist this face?
goro FTW
For my money nothing beats when he grabs someone with his lower arms and smashes their face in with his upper arms.
a fucking lot
Large Russian package, crazy eye, well-groomed chest hair, and cataclysmic pile drivers vs. floofy pony tail and weird ninja turtle hands sans weapons.
Zangief FTW.
goro.
BTW, HarassmentPanda, I like your avatar. ;)
If it was Goro way back when he was the boss in the original MK, well, things might have been different 'cause he was frickin' nails!
Both are ugly... both are dumb... both I wouldn't wanna meet in a well-lit freeway, nonetheless a dark alley.
My vote will have to go to Zangief, since my older brother cheats like hell with that spinning pile driver. Or, at least it feels like cheating by grabbing me from half a screen away.
Thank you... goodnight.
GORO!!!
Oh right, So I vote for GORO. Sure Zangief has his spinning pile driver and that's great, But Zangief has never killed anyone. Sure he's beat someone almost to death but it was always in a good sporting fashion. Marcus of Queensbury rules with curly mustaches and hair parted in the middle and greased to the nines.
Goro, on the other hand, all he does is kill the fuck out of people and pile drives only serve to make him more angry! He has that super cheap move where he grabs you with two of his hands and beats you with the other ones and that will seem like a picnic in the park (with potatoe salad and sang-whiches) when he proceeds to tear you in half like so many cook books. And that's NOT ALL! He's got fifty more ways to kill the fuck out of you AND your grandma.
P.S. You can't count the movie version of Goro unless you count the movie version of Zangeif, which would make the crazy russian a much smaller weaker douchebag of a character.
(not the actor because he could beat me up and I'd like to avoid that)
Goro '08: Because four arms are more than two.
I don't have to explain myself to you.
I don't like MK and never did. Still, this is not a franchise battle--it's a character battle.
Get off it, fanboys. You know Goro takes it.
My vote goes to the Russian.
2.If the both do a spin at the same time, that would probably create a gravity well in time and space pulling Goro back to his own dimension.
3.Drinking games would go to Zangief also, Russians can hold their liquor.
4.Zangief is not a communist, he left the Communist USSR to go fight for M.Bison's Nationalist Regime. Goro comes from a realm with no economic system.
5.Zangief is from a better game.
Ivan says he is not human, he is like a piece of iron.
And this series is severely deficient of Guilty Gear characters.
The crimes they were sentenced for was NOTHING compared to the crimes they were actually committing.
Yes, they told me everything. I have that kind of face I guess... Every time they tried to recruit me into these activities(which I will not name) and I politely accepted, then simply never followed up on.
But I did learn some new chess moves.
What was I talking about?
Oh yea... Zangief FTW