Zangief.

Goro... although that picture of zangief hurting a toddler greatly appeals to me.

For my money nothing beats when he grabs someone with his lower arms and smashes their face in with his upper arms.

Goro hands down.

My money is on the ruskie. Fucking spnning piledriver is a cheap move, but the shit works.

Goro, because he doesn't look like he suffers from down syndrome

I want Zangief to win (because Street Fighter pwns), but I'm gonna have to give this one to Goro.

Kevin Michael Richardson vs. Andrew Bryniarski? Pfft. Andrew of course!


BTW, HarassmentPanda, I like your avatar. ;)

BTW, my vote is for Zangief if you didn't get it.

Zangief! His infectious dance moves won over former Chairman of the Soviet Union, Mikhail Gorbachev, but his spinning piledrivers will make Goro go all mushy in an entirely different manner.

If it was Goro way back when he was the boss in the original MK, well, things might have been different 'cause he was frickin' nails!

This is actually a hard choice. Zangief, pile driver, nuff said... but on the other hand Goro can easily rip Zangief in four without blinking. Yeah, goro got defeated by a nut punch... but look at the russian's package. Jonny would have beated Zangief easier with a nut punch... Zangief might have exploded.

Both are ugly... both are dumb... both I wouldn't wanna meet in a well-lit freeway, nonetheless a dark alley.

My vote will have to go to Zangief, since my older brother cheats like hell with that spinning pile driver. Or, at least it feels like cheating by grabbing me from half a screen away.

Thank you... goodnight.

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GORO!!!

Altair's avatar almost kept me from posting my vote...uhhh what was I doing?

Oh right, So I vote for GORO. Sure Zangief has his spinning pile driver and that's great, But Zangief has never killed anyone. Sure he's beat someone almost to death but it was always in a good sporting fashion. Marcus of Queensbury rules with curly mustaches and hair parted in the middle and greased to the nines.

Goro, on the other hand, all he does is kill the fuck out of people and pile drives only serve to make him more angry! He has that super cheap move where he grabs you with two of his hands and beats you with the other ones and that will seem like a picnic in the park (with potatoe salad and sang-whiches) when he proceeds to tear you in half like so many cook books. And that's NOT ALL! He's got fifty more ways to kill the fuck out of you AND your grandma.

P.S. You can't count the movie version of Goro unless you count the movie version of Zangeif, which would make the crazy russian a much smaller weaker douchebag of a character.
(not the actor because he could beat me up and I'd like to avoid that)

Goro.

I don't have to explain myself to you.

Mr. T's Russian cousin FTW!

Goro. Teleport stomp + four arms > Spinning piledriver

As much as I hate MK, I'll go with Goro. Only because he'll make deciding the next round easier.

Like i said before, zangief dances to confuse his enemies then attacks when they least expect it. I vote for zangief

Come on. Honestly, no matter how much you hate MK, you HAVE to acknowledge that Goro would whip Zangief's ass. Spinning piledrivers? MK bosses can't be thrown. Now what? Goro is stronger, bigger, and has twice as many arms as Zangief.

I don't like MK and never did. Still, this is not a franchise battle--it's a character battle.

Get off it, fanboys. You know Goro takes it.

Blue Zangief FTW!

Goro. Zangief is a communist ass.

1.I mean, it would be easy to wrestle bears with four arms. Zangief does it with only two.

2.If the both do a spin at the same time, that would probably create a gravity well in time and space pulling Goro back to his own dimension.

3.Drinking games would go to Zangief also, Russians can hold their liquor.

4.Zangief is not a communist, he left the Communist USSR to go fight for M.Bison's Nationalist Regime. Goro comes from a realm with no economic system.

5.Zangief is from a better game.

Zangief.


Ivan says he is not human, he is like a piece of iron.

Zangief, of course.

Goro can't fight. He's just big. Plus, chicks dig the piledriver.