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In the last debate, we took a look back at the entire GTA series and asked everyone if their opinions had changed after a month of Grand Theft Auto 4 gameplay. Last year we saw Vice City dominate GTA III in a similar debate, so it was interesting to see how some people still stood faithfully by their GTA 80s experience, while others shifted their tastes over time. Favorite votes and least favorite votes were cast for ten different games in the series, and below are the ones most voted for:

  • Favorite GTA games (votes for / votes against):
  • 1st: Grand Theft Auto IV (64/4) -- Winner!
  • 2nd: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (32/7)
  • 3rd: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (20/22) -- Loser?
  • 4th: Grand Theft Auto III (8/9)
  • 5th: Grand Theft Auto 2 (6/15)
  • 6th: Grand Theft Auto (2/13)
  • 7th: Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (0/12) -- Loser!

It's always fun to see games like San Andreas in these debates, where they are loved just as much as they're despised. Last week you guys were all really thurough in the reasonings for your picks, so this week I'm going to ask for an even more detailed diatribe. I want to hear all about the game you hate the most. No, not that one game you read was terrible, or the lame walkthrough video you saw online at a friend's house. I want to know which game tortured your gamer soul more than any other over the course of your life.

What's the worst game you've ever played, what console system was it for, and why the hell was it so damn bad? Was it the story or gameplay or difficulty or the complete lack of all the above? Give it some serious thought, cast your votes, get some friends to share their horror stories as well, and check back next week for the winner.

[Desert Atari E.T. coming back for revenge picture via Flickr.]


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AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 22:46
AgentMOO
FRIDAY THE 13TH
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 22:49
eternalplayer2345
red steel, I mean it's not the worst game ever but since it was a launch title I was hyped up for the wii and I put it and play a frustrating pile of **** tainting my new shiny wii.
twesterm's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 22:51
twesterm
Lost: Via Domus
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 22:51
MrSadistic
Iron & Blood for the Playstation. Wow what a horrible piece of crap.
MasterSauce's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 22:51
MasterSauce
ET...really and truly. Made me wonder why my friend was so excited by this whole Atari thing. Awful...just awful.

For some reason me and my friends played Friday the 13th one day for hours. Shrug. Not nearly as unbearable as that dumb little alien.
Merry Ho's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 22:51
Merry Ho
I did it, I know I shouldn't have, I was warned, I tried playing Dr, Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES.
-Horrible controls
-it was Difficult to play
-no story

Take it back, take it back...I don't want to know it anymore...
Video Cognito's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 22:52
Video Cognito
At a very young age, I had my Dad specifically request Bubsy 3D from our Circuit City. What else was terrible? Hmm... I actually enjoyed the PSX Rugrats game, but it was pretty terrible in all aspects of the word. Yeah, I think those would be my two votes.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 22:53
the GAMEGOBLIN
I think we can all come to an agreement on Space Giraffe. Seriously, it's a "game" (and i use the word game loosely) that actually deserves this title.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 22:55
Fronz


AHHHHHHH!

http://www.allmoviephoto.com/photo/2002_e_t_the_extra_terrestrial_003.html

just kidding, i never actually played the infamous ET game. i'm not sure which one i'm going to vote for yet.
Bizznet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 22:57
Bizznet
Amagon for the NES.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 22:59
Fronz
PS, if you don't "get" the post picture up top, then watch the video i link to in the 'Desert ET Atari' text at bottom of article. i'm too lazy to look it up on snopes, did they actually find those atari cartridges in the music video? or was it faked? i think i remember hearing the incident was actually real, but they poured cement over them all so that they could never be dug up... anyone know the truth to the whole story>
BoeVice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 22:59
BoeVice
This is the easiest question I've been asked.

Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness for the Playstation 2
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:00
Chaosye
I've played ET
It fails so hard.


I actually can't remember anything I've played that sucked as hard as it.
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:00
catsithx
No the worst game I have evry palyed was fist of the north star for the nes. God what a awful game that was. I was just getting into anime at the time and I thought it would be a cool game to get ... eeeeeeworng answer it was a craptastic game. ugh that game sucked poor graphice game play blew lets not takl about the poor music in it aldo tied for frist was Dragonlance cronicles for the Nes baclliy the same gripe butalso I had no idea what the hell was going on in that game I thought it would be a rpg but man it tried to be some kind of action adventure game whic falied onso many levels. Thoses of you who said Friday the 13th was a bad game never played the 2 I mentioned pray you never do.:(
Vongore's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:02
Vongore
Well, i could say the whole bunch of bad games on existence, but the worst game i've ever played is ActRaiser 2, for the SNES. As the first was an epic masterpiece by Enix, the second was.. well awful, i totally regret making my dad go to buy that game on it's launch date. CURSE YOU CLUB NINTENDO (a.k.a Latin American Nintendo Power)
animateria's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:03
animateria
Hm...

I haven't played much shitty games in the past.

I guess thats why I always had a blast.

.....

Uh, it rhymed? That was a total accident.

I think.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:03
Wedge
If I could only remember... oh wait I do remember the NES games I played.

And that leaves me with MISSION IMPOSSIBLE for the NES. Never has a game title been taken more literally.
killias2's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:05
killias2
I registered just to say Final Fantasy 12. I don't think it's the worst game ever made or anything, but it's certainly the worst game I've ever put more than 10 hours of my life into (90 thank you very much).

It was terrible in nearly every respect. The plot had promise but went absolutely nowhere, and it abandoned the political overtones of Tactics for utter nonsense. The characters were paper-thin and consistently annoying. The combat was uneventful, boring, and completely uninvolving. The dungeons lacked any character or real designs. They felt randomly generated, even though they weren't. The summons were worthless (in terms of in-game utility and in terms of presentation/graphics). The customization scheme, instead of creating opportunities for specialization, was designed too badly to succeed, and, instead, it made the most sense to create a full team of powerful, tanking, melee/magic, skillful jacks of all trades.

I kept going because it was Final Fantasy. It had to turn around somewhere. At some point the plot would open up. At some point, the summons would matter. At some point, the dungeons would be more interesting. At some point, the towns would feel more alive. But everything was a constant disappointment. As a fan of FF ever since I beat the first one one the original NES at the age of 7, I can't believe how terrible FF12 was. I mean, God, I didn't really like 2 (the Japanese one for the NES, not the brilliant FF 4) or 8 either, but FF12 takes the cake.

God. Awful. Game.

I think every gaming website which reviewed it well should chip in to get me by money back.
superbeefy2050's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:06
superbeefy2050
Superman64. I rented it from Blockbuster thinking, hey it has the best superhero ever in it. I got to the first level where you had to fly through some rings and was like "fuck this shit".
-Horrible graphics, even for the n64
-Was does Superman have to fly through rings?
-Why cant I use his powers at the very beginning?

The one good thing I can say about it is I didn't buy it.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:06
Rockvillian
Batman Forever for the SNES.

crap crap crap.
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:06
madninja
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG. I GOT THAT FOR CHRISTMAS AND IT WAS THE WORST THING EVER AND RUINED MY CHRISTMAS. It wasn't enough to return it, no I smashed that thing to pieces and I am not kidding, I have a video of it. Luck for me the next Christmas I got Viva Pinata and the most amazing day of my life.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:08
TrailerParkJesus
I just looked through my small library. The worst thing I got (which I didn't play for long because it was that horrible) is San Fransisco Rush for Playstation.
Tromboned's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:08
Tromboned
joe and mac. i was very young, and oh SO dissapponted. the game was so easy and short.. not worth the 60 or 70 dollar pricetag of the cartridges at the time. SNES.

coming in at a close second was the star wars empire strikes back snew game. might have been a different title, but i remember being so pissed at that game.
IceMax's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:09
IceMax
I've had the misfortune of actually playing the Et Atari game once, and got stuck in less than 5 minutes. the worst game i have played for more that laughs for 5 minutes was yars revenge, that gmae made me want to hurt things because it sucked so badly
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:09
J03yyz
Spiderman 3
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:09
Tristero
This is kind of an unoriginal example, but Total Recall for the NES blew goats.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:10
king3vbo
Superman 64, from start to finish
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:13
pendelton21
OH, hands-fucking-down, Mario is Missing! I played that game for 5 minutes before I threw down my controller. How dare they sneak education into my video games!!!
glandseck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:13
glandseck
Probably an unpopular pick, but I'm going to go with "Lord of the Rings: The 3rd Age". It wasn't terrible in the technical sense that E.T. was. It had some production value. It wasn't exceptionally buggy or ugly. This is the only game, however, that managed to actually offend and disgust me.

What is the point of just walking down one big hallway? No villages, the only forks in the road only stray into dead ends 20 yards farther, simply to offer you a chest that has crap in it that you don't care about.

The game had only three ingredients: Run in a hallway, random battle, or clumsy cutscene. Thanks a whole lot, EA. You've ruined my taste for RPG's. I couldn't touch another one for years, up 'til Lost Odyssey.

Seriously, EA, fuck you.
Xerosnake90's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:16
Xerosnake90
Drake of the 99 dragons sucks, horribly. Only one I can think of about the moment.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:17
Puppy Licks
Superman 64, and Dragon's Lair for the NES.

Both games came straight out of hell, only because nobody down there wanted to suffer those horrible games either.
Video Cognito's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:17
Video Cognito
@killias2:

FFXII's battle system was uninvolving, yet it involved the most participation in a main FF title thus far? Hmm...
TravisOnPhonics's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:18
TravisOnPhonics
Johnny Bazookatone on Saturn.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:19
Guagloves
Ninja Bread Man, Revolution X
Mighty183's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:19
Mighty183
M & M's Kart Racing for DS.
I saw a trailer for the Wii version which was slow paced, but had Voice over quotes "Approaching Sound Barrier!" and it looked so funny.
I bought the DS version second hand just so I could show my friends how funny it was. However the DS version had no voices and it sucked even more....

On a side note Speed Racer DS is amazingly good.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:19
Teta
Bubsy 3d is the worst game ever made.
You couldn´t define what was floor, what was not floor, you couldn´t see anything. Just some really, really, really horrible pixels that i supose where Bubsy.
I swear i felt sick after playing it for like 5 minutes.
Ashtolia's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:20
Ashtolia
I'm going with Back to the Future for NES. I never really understood what dodging hula hooping girls and throwing bowling balls at people had to do with time travel. But then again I'm not an expert in the theory of special relativity.
Black Mage Slim's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:21
Black Mage Slim
Superman 64. Although, I did own Final Fantasy Mystic Quest...

I have to vote that too.
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:22
Chicken008
Penny Racers on the N64..
Doomtrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:23
Doomtrain
ODT, on the PSone.

Shit on a shit sammich, covered in shit, served with a side of shit and a nice tall glass of shit with shitcubes.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:28
pedrovay2003
I'm with Merry Ho. I played Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, despite hearing all the horrible, hellish stories about it.

It's bad.

It's really bad.

It makes Superman 64 look like GOTY.

Seriously, DON'T download a NOT ROM of it and DON'T try it out. You'll want to kill yourself.
ElfShotTheFood's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:28
ElfShotTheFood
- Daikatana (obvious choice, but it really was awful)
- Bad Day LA
- Simpsons Wrestling
- Total Recall (NES)
Ferros's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:33
Ferros
Rise of the Robots on the Genesis, the worst of all the 2d fighting games ever released. Horrendously slow and broken, terrible graphics and unresponsive controls.
niacin's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:34
niacin
It probably ain't the worst game ever made but since I got it as a birthday present I had to pretend I liked it and that made it hurt all the more. What game caused me so much pain.

Glover for the N64.
NegFactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:37
NegFactor
How terrible...I owned eleven of the games mentioned thus far on this list that have been voted upon by people here. Moreover, I beat more than half of the ones that I owned from said list.

You know...in terms of gameplay mechanics and generally fucked up ideals...

I'm going to have to give it to Deadly Towers. Another game which I've owned and beaten. But I seriously think that it was one for the books.

All of you who hate FT13, clearly do not appreciate the prospect of killing off your own counselors. You only need one, and it's totally worth it if you kill Jason enough times to get the Pitchfork. :P
TheHunter234's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:41
TheHunter234
Superman 64. I just couldn't figure out how to make the fucking thing work. Poor Jimmy or whoever it was got hit by that truck like a dozen times before I finally gave up.
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:42
angusm
"Road Wars" for the PC.

Horrible.
NSNick's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:44
NSNick
Definitely Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Fuck that "game". I think it's actually a vile experiment on children masquerading as a video game.
diversionmary's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:46
diversionmary
Robotech for the ps2 FUCKIN' THING SUCKS
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2008 23:46
loki d20
The only one that comes to mind right now is Superman Returns for the DS. What an atrocious game, with the bosses being the easiest part of the game all the way through and other situations being random and oftentimes very difficult to accomplish and even when accomplished with only seconds left in the game. Even worse is that much of it doesn't make sense in regards to Superman's powers, or the switching between the lack thereof.
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