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Game Debate to the Death!<br>Samus Aran VS Lara Croft photo

On the previous game debate we decided that Uwe Boll's worst movie ever was BloodRayne, followed closely by tonight's Shitty Movie Night feature film on ventrilo: House of the Dead.

This week's game debate idea comes from Dtoid reader emo zema's suggestion. It's quite the epic estrogen battle, and it needs to be settled once and for all -- who is the better gaming heroine? Samus Aran in all her robotic glory? Or the legendary busty brunette Lara Croft? Weigh the pros and cons, cast your votes, give a short reasoning, and check back next week for a winner.


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bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:30
bluexy
All breasts considered... Samus is the video game tease for me.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:32
Topher Cantler
Samus's are real.
Lennybot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:32
Lennybot
Frankly, I have a soft spot for Samus. Also she has an ice beam.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:33
Fronz
Considering the majority of the Tomb Raider games had terrible controls, I'll go with Samus. Solid 2D games > shitty 3D games.
SPJglitches's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:39
SPJglitches
I like Fronz's reasoning a lot. The only problem is that Tomb Raider: Legend was actually good and then there's Metroid Prime 1-3... but whatever.

Samus has plenty of upgradable weapons, though, while Lara has none of that so I think Samus wins.
Seifersythe's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:41
Seifersythe
Croft is an Angelina Jolie wanna-be. He "HAY GAMERZ I GOT BOOBS!" screams male-pandering, whilst Samus' subtle femininity brings true class. Samus is a true warrior, who happens to be a women.

Also, Croft only had two non-shitty games, whilst Samus hasn't been in a bad game yet.
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:41
velcroman
Lara just has guns and tits, Samus has got guns, lasers, missiles, bombs, tits AND good gameplay. Samus FTW
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:43
Dexter345
Samus Aran, hands down. She's got cooler gadgets, sweeter enemies, and most of all, BETTER GAMES. Though I do prefer brunettes to blondes, I'd take Samus over Lara any day.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:44
Dexter345
Not to mention
piestuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:44
piestuff
Is this a serious question? who is this lara croft?
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:44
ZekeThePlumber
Samus, hands down.

Plus once SSBB hits, she'll be the object of nerd lust everywhere, moreso than Lara and her polygonal breasts ever were, mark my words.
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:46
Aetsen
Samus gives me a boner.
madmatt's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:46
madmatt
Tomb raider went from good to bad and finally decent. Metriod has been excellent start to present.

My votes on Samus.
ZealousD's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:47
ZealousD
Lara Croft is pretty nice eye candy, but Samus is just much more interesting. She's got sex appeal without it being a major factor in the success of her games.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:47
Fronz
This might be a record breaker landslide win!
Aevalad's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:48
Aevalad
Samus is uber flexible.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:49
Necros
Lara Croft.

Oh wait, we're not voting on cup size? Samus Aran all the way. I mean, she really showed off her stuff in Metroid Prime Pinball.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:50
Necros
I'm also curious to see how many votes Lara gets.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:52
Oni
I have to go w/ Samus here. Any girl who is that flexible manages to catch my interest.

Sorry, Lara. While Legends was a great game, you've got nothing on Samus.
Baratation's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:52
Baratation
samus , cause she offers a hell lot more sexual possibilitys with that ball thing , imagine youself in a bar with friends saying.

"there was this time where i fucked with a blonde while rolling around a spacestation"

toast!'s Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 22:57
toast!
dexter said my thoughts word for word

"Samus Aran, hands down. She's got cooler gadgets, sweeter enemies, and most of all, BETTER GAMES. Though I do prefer brunettes to blondes, I'd take Samus over Lara any day."

samus ftw!
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:02
CaffeinePowered
Samus

She can contort herself into a ball, Ill be she'd shag like a minx
RestingSound's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:06
RestingSound
Samus, but I liked her better in her suit. The blue latex is kinda cheesy. Plus she couldn't really have hair like that in that little helmet.
GatsuTheBerserker's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:11
GatsuTheBerserker
Lol, yep going with the crowd here. Samus has a much nicer body than big-breasted Lara. Don't like blondes much either, but she's an exception...on many levels :).
Dynamowolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:13
Dynamowolf
Samus has the curves that swerve. :)
momiji58's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:15
momiji58
Definitely Samus. Lara's only in it for the money and fame. And Samus' breasts look more natural.
908peruvian's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:16
908peruvian
Samus wins....!!
never been a Tomb Raider fan, puts me to sleep....zzzZZZ
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:16
Im OK
Samus Aran, with or without the Chozo armor. Absolutely zero contest here.
Fleet3000's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:17
Fleet3000
the fun thing is, it's not just the varia suit that's awesome. its the beam gun attached to her hand.

lara, u might kick ass at treasure hunting, but samus blows the crap out of life-draining metroids.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:18
Namelessted
Samus Aran. Is this a serious question?

anybody who votes Laura Croft over Samus get 4 lashes.
Greg's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:20
Greg
How about Chun li.

No, i'll go with Samus. We love you Lara..Just not as much.
DannyBoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:22
DannyBoy
Samus has a move called screw attack.

/debate
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:28
Scape
Metroid is a much better series so...Samus.
momiji58's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:32
momiji58
@CannibalCalvin:

That's a good one... Could you post a bigger version, or a link to the bigger version? XD
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:40
Detry
No contest.

Samus
mistofRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:41
mistofRed
Samus Aran doesn't need huge breats or buns to be hot. Amen.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:42
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Cannibal: Yes, link to the bigger version. That's awesome. Oh, and Samus. Samus could kick Laras ass any day. How about Samus Vs Master Chief next time.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:45
Aerox
There's no way anyone could seriously argue Lara over Samus...
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:48
A Humble Mr Perfect
Whereas Samus is, as many gamers put it, "incidentally" female (as in you finish Metroid and go "she was a chick!? That's hot!), Lara is a manifestation of the male libido. She was literally made and subsequently shaped to be an icon of sexuality by males. Samus is more of a rounded character than "I HAVE BOOBS AND RAID LOLZ". Saying Samus is sexier is saying you'd rather have a real female over the realdoll you ordered online. In this context, Samus = real, Lara = Porn Star.
In the end it's a non-contest, because Samus is what gamers and humans in general respond to, not the porn-star equivalent. Everyone wants to bone a porn star in theory, but when stacked against a real woman they sort of become, how should I put this, freakishly scary.

(If you choose a real doll over a real girl, just die, you are not going to propagate our species and serve no purpose. Stop eating all my damn cheetos.)
6669's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 23:52
6669
Samus, all the way.
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2007 00:15
Brad Rice
Samus ftw.
yaesir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2007 00:28
yaesir
Samus.

Also, metroid has better games.
Bluefusion's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2007 00:33
Bluefusion
@A Humble Mr. Perfect:

I was thinking along the same lines, that Lara is just a tease for male gamers. She's a pair of boobs with a sidearm. But Samus all along has just been a straight-up tough girl that kicks ass. That's where her sexiness comes from.
blu3steel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2007 00:39
blu3steel
Samus all the way
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2007 01:02
Dyson
Samus all the way.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2007 01:15
tehuberone
Samus Aran. Duh.
Aequitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2007 01:20
Aequitas
| <- Another vote for Samus.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2007 01:24
ArrestedDeveloper
I'm gonna vote for Lara for a couple reasons.
1. More attractive, not even a contest there.
2. Lara has more depth to her and actually seems like a real person. The baby metroid coming to the rescue in Super Metroid evoked more emotion then Samus ever has. Samus is just like Gordon Freeman, she can kick ass but not a whole lot to say.
3. I've hated Samus's control scheme in every game shes been in since she went 3D. Gamecube controller FTL.
4. Samus is a Tranny, she was a dude in her first game and then got a sex change at the end of it.
5. In a straight up fight, no suits, no lasers or guns, Lara would win.
electroplankton's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2007 02:15
electroplankton
Samus Aran hands down. Here's the illustration some of ya'll requested.



and here's another just to prove my point.
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