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Game Debate to the Death!<br>Joanna Dark VS Jill Valentine photo

Last week we continued our best gaming heroine debate by arguing over Half-Life's Alyx and Beyond Good & Evil's Jade. Samus slaughtered Lara Croft the week before, but this week was much more close. Here were the results:

  • Alyx: 32 votes
  • Jade: 53 votes - Winner!

Yuh hear that Valve?! You might be on top of the world, but we'd rather be on top of Jade, so you better spend more time on Alyx in the future Half-Life 2 episodes.

This week's debate is a shootout between Perfect Dark's Joanna Dark, and Resident Evil's Jill Valentine. Both have a huge fan following, but both also have some serious disappointments attached to their names. So put aside Perfect Dark: Zero, and Resident Evil: Apocalypse, and let's decide which female will face off against Samus and Jade in the next few weeks.

Which woman deserves to win and why? Weigh the pros and cons, cast your votes, give your reasons, and check back next week for a winner. And if you think there's a few other females from the past worth fighting over, then make sure you keep making suggestions.

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Aex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 02:00
Aex
I'd pork em both, but Jill just holds that special place in my heart.
scrape's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 02:06
scrape
seems a bit more even this week. I'm going for jill.
sirpalee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 02:35
sirpalee
zombies, guns, girls...

Jill
sgt_goomba's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 02:40
sgt_goomba
Joanna by a mile.
Kfizz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 02:52
Kfizz
jill
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 03:05
Rainbowblack
In terms of popularity, Jill

But if this is a contest about which chick i'd like to bang then Joanna all the way lol. I have a fetish for a hot redhead
Winston Churchill's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 03:24
Winston Churchill
The quasi-American Joanna Dark makes me ill. She used to be so stately!

Jill.
gomeja's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 03:27
gomeja
Jill
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 04:28
Aetsen
Jill is the cats meow.
Dezroy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 05:01
Dezroy
Jill.
skirt = easy access
Rezbit's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 05:57
Rezbit
6669 says:
03/07/2007 01:26
I'd have to go with Jill. Fighting zombies in a tube top and mini-skirt cant be easy.

PLUS ONE!
Zoex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 05:58
Zoex
Why can't I pick both!?!
R0xx1t's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 06:02
R0xx1t
I dunno I never saw Jill in Tight Leather Suits all the Time.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 06:03
Jordan Devore
I don't really like either of them but I'll vote for Jill anyways.
JimmyReds's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 06:32
JimmyReds
Jilly V fo shizzle
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 06:49
Rosseh
Jill, Perfect Dark sucks.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 06:59
Snaileb
Jill.
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 07:01
zaqu
n64 joanna
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 07:16
king3vbo
joanna... mmm redheads
Hexen525's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 07:34
Hexen525
Perfect Dark was a good game, but the Resident Evil series has appeared on more systems, and Jill has been in more games(including remakes), so I gotta go with Jill on this one(except for the movie version of Jill, that lady needs to learn how to act!!!)
LieutenantFrost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 07:35
LieutenantFrost
Hand me Joanna, please.

Because in all honesty, how hard is it to kill a zombie?
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 08:30
bhive01
N64 Joanna Dark FTW!
teknohed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 09:02
teknohed
How can you people not vote for the Master of Unlocking?! Jill all the way...dang.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 09:05
aborto thefetus
You fucking kidding me? this is an easy one! Jill of course, I mean all the resident evil games she's been in are good ones( this can't be said for chris since he was in veronica), where joanna stared in one good one and one terrible one. Seriously, who'd win in a match, the girl who beat the nemesis or the one who starred in one good game?
pandlcg's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 09:06
pandlcg
Joanna Dark, as long as everyone is perfectly clear the PDZ is not included. I know it states that above, but i just want to be crystal clear on this issue.
Sim_Genius's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 09:15
Sim_Genius
Nobody messes with the most awesome bitch ever:

Jill FTW!
DigitalD562's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 09:31
DigitalD562
Jill all the way. Anyone that doesnt vote for Jill is a racist.
ConsummateK's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 09:37
ConsummateK
Joanna.
deaddays's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 09:44
deaddays
Joanna. Jill's hotter, but Joanna would STOMP her.
El Fajitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 10:00
El Fajitas
Joanna's RCP120 > Anything Jill has.
Joanna wins (no PDZ included of course)
wake's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 11:01
wake
Jill. Who doesn't love a chick who kicks zombie ass?
5lectro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 11:27
5lectro
Jill
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 11:43
Oni
It's gotta be Jill. She's got the skills that pay the bills, and I love a woman in uniform :)
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 12:46
DJDuffy
Joanna Dark...hands down. She would kick the crap outta Jill.
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 12:52
Cruds
Joanna who? She looks like a B star to me. I'll go with jill
relik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 13:21
relik
Jill all the way.
emo zema's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 13:37
emo zema
never played a game they were in but i'll say jill cuz i played RE4 . some ideas fof future debates

zelda v.s peach
kasumi v.s tina
taki v.s chun li
ada wong v.s farah (PoP)
yuna v.s tifa
emo zema's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 13:40
emo zema
no vote but some v.s ideas

zelda v.s peach
yuna v.s tifa
kasumi v.s tina
taki v.s chun li
ada wong v.s eva
AvA's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 13:59
AvA
Jill hands down!

Especially because the sweater she graciously wears tied around the waist, is still pefectly white after the zombie slaugther.
GatsuTheBerserker's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 14:00
GatsuTheBerserker
Jill's yo.
Maclintok's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 15:37
Maclintok
Joanna has the Brit accent, the funky hair, the body suit and the sex machine physique. Is this actually a contest? Joanna.
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 15:42
ran24
Jill because she beat Nemesis' ass.
And she's hawter.
Volcanon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 15:55
Volcanon
JILL VALENTINE!!!!

Zombies are much cooler than whatever Joanna Dark fights against, and Jill is hotter w00t!
Volcanon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 15:57
Volcanon
Mine should count as 2 votes since i used caps.
Volcanon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 16:00
Volcanon
Zombies > Aliens
Zombies > Zombie Aliens
Zombies > Communist Robot Ninja Zombie Alien Pirates

Jill FTW!
Lando's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 17:58
Lando
Joanna Dark, the N64 version.
Beats Jill All day, everyday. Then again, Jill is cool. But the original Joanna got style.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 18:57
aborto thefetus
Joanna's RCP120 > Anything Jill has.
Joanna wins (no PDZ included of course)

uuuuuhhhhhh, what about grenade launcher? machine gun?
Have you even played Re3? I mean you just seem to be comparing the RCP120 with the handgun and knife in which case yeah she would win.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 19:22
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Jill.
realretro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2007 07:32
realretro
Joanna Dark
fuege's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2007 13:12
fuege
Joanna
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