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Goro ftw. Four arms > four legs. Unless this was a race... hmm... was this a race? I'm dizzy... What are we talking about?
Chuck Norris.
I mean, Goro.
Chuck Norris.
I mean, Goro.
To give a definitive answer, just look at each character in their "respected" movies.....
Goro in the first movie was bad friggin ass. I mean, come on. He busted Cage's Oakleys.
Motaro in Annihilation was just a joke. He was made up poorly, he was a shitty actor, and he got his friggin ass kicked Sabre from American Gladiators.
My vote goes to GORO, as should all other votes.
Goro in the first movie was bad friggin ass. I mean, come on. He busted Cage's Oakleys.
Motaro in Annihilation was just a joke. He was made up poorly, he was a shitty actor, and he got his friggin ass kicked Sabre from American Gladiators.
My vote goes to GORO, as should all other votes.
My vote Goro because the first half of Motaro's votes were actually for Montaro. how am I supposed to respect a villain whose fans can't spell his name? Unpossible.
yourmomsnewboyfriend wins best response.
Goro, however, wins the brawl. Goro strikes fear into the hearts of men. Motaro looks goofy. If I were lord of the universe, Goro would be my enforcer, and Motaro would be pulling a plow through a shitheap somewhere.
And as said before, 4 arms > 4 legs. It's science, people.
Goro, however, wins the brawl. Goro strikes fear into the hearts of men. Motaro looks goofy. If I were lord of the universe, Goro would be my enforcer, and Motaro would be pulling a plow through a shitheap somewhere.
And as said before, 4 arms > 4 legs. It's science, people.
I agree with Pangloss. 4 arms > 4 legs. Oh what I could do with four arms. Machamp would wtfpwn Goro, though.
My vote is for Machamp. Err... Goro.
My vote is for Machamp. Err... Goro.
Goro.
You asked why?
Because, that's why.
Better answer? Goro could jack it, type a paper, and play video games all AT THE SAME TIME.
You asked why?
Because, that's why.
Better answer? Goro could jack it, type a paper, and play video games all AT THE SAME TIME.
Hmm as a long time MK fan I would like to say that Montaro would win because I think he is more badass. but knowing how cheap-as-fuck Goro is I think he might actually win....
Suggestions:
Smoke vs. Reptile
Scorpion vs. Raiden
Cyrax vs. Nightwolf
Kabal vs. Kano
Suggestions:
Smoke vs. Reptile
Scorpion vs. Raiden
Cyrax vs. Nightwolf
Kabal vs. Kano
Wasnt the horse dudes name MoNtaro with an n, or was that just the pal version??
Anyways Goro would win, but even better, the dude from MK2 would beat em both, MK2 just rocks!!
Anyways Goro would win, but even better, the dude from MK2 would beat em both, MK2 just rocks!!
Goro wins. Grab with 2 arms and pound with the other 2. Also, if you look at the pic, Goro has 3 wins already, because he is better.
[i]iliketuna says:
04/24/2007 21:59
goro because any mortal kombat past 2 is a waste of time[/i]
This is the correct answer.
04/24/2007 21:59
goro because any mortal kombat past 2 is a waste of time[/i]
This is the correct answer.
"And damnit people. It's Motaro, not Montaro. Normally I would ignore it as a mistake by somebody, but way too many "gamers" are making the mistake."
I think anybody spending ANY amount of time debating the superiority of two MK boss characters qualifies as a gamer, regardless of spelling.
Goro all the way!
I think anybody spending ANY amount of time debating the superiority of two MK boss characters qualifies as a gamer, regardless of spelling.
Goro all the way!
Goro!!!!! Even though he cant jump kick,he would just teleport stomp, land on Motaro's back, grab him by the horns, rip his goofy ass head off, and then shit down his neck followed by a royal humping on Motaro's moms. After that he would get totally pwnd by Kintaro.
iliketuna says:
04/24/2007 21:59
goro because any mortal kombat past 2 is a waste of time
i agree with that statement, but Motaro would win for sure. the advantage of having four legs is equal to having great balance, so it would be hard for Goro to take him down to the ground, even with the teleport stomp. Goro also has a gay little ponytail that Motaro would rip the fuck out and stick up Goro's ass. also, cocks...
04/24/2007 21:59
goro because any mortal kombat past 2 is a waste of time
i agree with that statement, but Motaro would win for sure. the advantage of having four legs is equal to having great balance, so it would be hard for Goro to take him down to the ground, even with the teleport stomp. Goro also has a gay little ponytail that Motaro would rip the fuck out and stick up Goro's ass. also, cocks...
I fucking hate motaro so honestly I would have to say motaro becuase he gave me more trouble than goro ever did. Goro I love you it hurts to say this but you are weaksauce.
Goro all the way
@ Dvddesign : chicks dig horses and centaurs and shit too. just ask katherine the great. . . so depends on the chick, i guess. Different strokes. . .
@ Dvddesign : chicks dig horses and centaurs and shit too. just ask katherine the great. . . so depends on the chick, i guess. Different strokes. . .
Who is this clown Motaro? I don't care what you all think, you simply DO NOT get in a dance of death with a four-armed maniac built completely of muscle.
goro has fragile balls. johnny cage let us know that. Also goro looks like 2 ninja turtles fused together. Motaro dont have gonads so is a he-female (man body, woman goods. contrary to she-male). So this movie-based analisys get to a simple conclusion:
Mortal Kombat sucks ass. Gameplay wise, character design wise, and really dont know how people still buy this crap game if it always gets worse and worse.
Mortal Kombat sucks ass. Gameplay wise, character design wise, and really dont know how people still buy this crap game if it always gets worse and worse.
you just made me notice how "feminine" motaro's legs are... once you put them next to each other... the guy could do stocking commercials.
Motaro...probably because goro gets punched in the nutz in MKI and Motaro at least goes down fighting in MKII (shittiest movies of all time FTW!)
O, and Motaro has that sweet tail move
O, and Motaro has that sweet tail move
I vote for Goro. Mostly because I never played any of the Mortal Kombat games extensively after the first one.
Damn, top ten list for the day? I make contests about boobies and it doesn't get top ten but i make one about hairy nasty beasts and it does? you guys are scaring me...
GORO!!! He was there first.... and all of u have to admit it was amazing... I still remmember the first time i saw him... HAAAA Those were the days...
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