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Game Debate to the Death! Alyx VS Jade photo

Last week Samus Aran went face-to-female-face with Lara Croft for the role of best gaming heroine ever, and Dtoiders spoke more loudly in unison than ever before. Here were the results: 

  • Lara Croft: 11 votes
  • Samus Aran: 69 votes (the irony!) - Winner!

This whirlwind of women has only just begun though, an estrogenocide is in order! Dtoid will leave no babe's boobs untouched, literally, until only one girl remains. It's up to you to suggest other females worthy of fighting for the role of best gaming heroine ever.

This week's debate is between Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, and Alyx from the Half-Life series. Alyx has had a lot more exposure thanks to multiple games and  Garry's Mod crotch shots, but Jade also has a large cult-following of her own. Which woman deserves to win and why? Weigh the pros and cons, cast your votes, give your reasons, and check back next week for a winner.

And if you think there's a few other females from the past worth fighting over, then make sure you also make your suggestions.


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zaqu's Avatar
zaqu at 02/27/2007 20:31
jade
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 02/27/2007 20:32
Alyx cause she doesn't have green lips.
iRaf 's Avatar
iRaf at 02/27/2007 20:33
alyx on this one.
Aetsen's Avatar
Aetsen at 02/27/2007 20:33
Alyx, because I think I stared at her ass more the Jade.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 02/27/2007 20:33
Alyx because I am a contrarian fuck.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 02/27/2007 20:33
Of course by the time I post this 3 other people have.
Fronz's Avatar
Fronz at 02/27/2007 20:34
Alyx - mostly for Aetsen's reasons, but she was also a prolific pair of tits for her time. She's a great example of what a gaming heroine should be.
Scape's Avatar
Scape at 02/27/2007 20:45
Alyx, HL2 was just an amazing game, so just the face she was in it puts her over Jade.
Rockvillian's Avatar
Rockvillian at 02/27/2007 20:46
Alyx, for reasons of voyeurism. We've played as Jade, we've only been allowed to look at Alyx (except for whoring her out in GarrysMod, which doesn't count in my book).
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 02/27/2007 20:52
Jade
SPJglitches's Avatar
SPJglitches at 02/27/2007 20:58
Jade has a pig for an uncle.

Jade +1
ComradeRobbins's Avatar
ComradeRobbins at 02/27/2007 21:05
Alyx, but that's just because I enjoy Half-Life more than Beyond Good and Evil.
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R Riley at 02/27/2007 21:06
Jade FTW. I just like the fact that she lives with a bunch of creepy little animal things.
I need to play that game again.
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grrza at 02/27/2007 21:06
Jade - I gotta admit I like all the green, especially the lips Grim.

But really, anime > pseudo-realistic but still slightly disproportionate face.
omegazero's Avatar
omegazero at 02/27/2007 21:10
Jade. Beyond good and evil was sick. Oh and she can slow down time. That's pretty raw.
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bankyedwards015 at 02/27/2007 21:10
Alyx
crazymonito's Avatar
crazymonito at 02/27/2007 21:17
Jade
Arro's Avatar
Arro at 02/27/2007 21:30
Alyx
ghnvt's Avatar
ghnvt at 02/27/2007 21:43
Alyx
Verol's Avatar
Verol at 02/27/2007 21:43
Jade
Danzuke's Avatar
Danzuke at 02/27/2007 21:45
pfft.. Jade, no question
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 02/27/2007 21:51
Alyx all the way!
pierce's Avatar
pierce at 02/27/2007 21:52
jade ftw
Anonononomous's Avatar
Anonononomous at 02/27/2007 21:53
Jade, since HL blows.
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TheMadLeper at 02/27/2007 21:54
jade. really though, jade.
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ArrestedDeveloper at 02/27/2007 22:13
Jade, but barely. Alyx earned a lot of points in my book from the 1st epidode
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king3vbo at 02/27/2007 22:17
Alyx = teh hotness
joeisremy's Avatar
joeisremy at 02/27/2007 22:26
Alyx
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BahamutZero at 02/27/2007 22:30
Jade because her world was more fun. I mean I love to play halflife but would I really want to be a citizen of city 13? I prefer a slightly facist government to one shelling and head-crabbing and such
dark_inchworm's Avatar
dark_inchworm at 02/27/2007 22:31
Jade. They're both teh secks, but she's secksier.

Also, can we please work in some non-heroines? Sarah Kerrigan FTW.
madfigs's Avatar
madfigs at 02/27/2007 22:31
Jade - wow, this one is a lot closer than the last time!
th0mas28's Avatar
th0mas28 at 02/27/2007 22:38
No one kicks a zombie like Alyx.
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DurkeeLad at 02/27/2007 23:00
Half Life 2 suspends disbelief. Ridiculously good graphics, decent AI and a lack of cutscenes convinces the player that s/he IS Gordon Freeman. The connection to Alyx is that much more convincing.

I absolutely adore both games, with Episode 1 and BGA&E being literally my two favorite aside from Halo (1).

Alyx

Whatever happened to the BGE Movie forum?
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 02/27/2007 23:07
Hmm, an actual contest this time. Damn, I dunno. I'm going to have to sit this one out, I think.

Must they compete at all? Can't they just do some kind of DBZ fusion and become unstoppable?

I vote for Jadlyx.
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6669 at 02/27/2007 23:19
Jade, totally.
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OldschoolVgamer at 02/27/2007 23:25
Never played Beyond Good and Evil and am such a Half-Life lover so it would have to be Alyx hands down.
RskimB's Avatar
RskimB at 02/27/2007 23:28
Jade
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masterledz at 02/27/2007 23:55
Jade
Poison lips are teh hottz
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Zraicis at 02/28/2007 00:13
Definitely Alyx.
boxhound's Avatar
boxhound at 02/28/2007 00:23
Jade
AndyCat's Avatar
AndyCat at 02/28/2007 00:28
green lips ftw
Lezbro's Avatar
Lezbro at 02/28/2007 00:29
BGE sux a man's cock.
Lezbro's Avatar
Lezbro at 02/28/2007 00:29
That is all.
humorousllama's Avatar
humorousllama at 02/28/2007 00:47
Jade
Farktoid's Avatar
Farktoid at 02/28/2007 00:49
100% Jade. She got to cruise around in a sweet boat with some weird pig, expose the Man for his crimes, and knock shit around with a stick. Alyx just got in the way most of the time.
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apemon at 02/28/2007 01:06
I agree with Farktoid. Jade is teh hotz! <3 BGE Wii for mee.
Waluigi's Avatar
Waluigi at 02/28/2007 01:16
Jade is the best!
Tr0n's Avatar
Tr0n at 02/28/2007 01:17
You guys must face-off:

April Ryan - The Longest Journey
Zoë Castillo - Dreamfall: The Longest Journey II
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 02/28/2007 01:33
April Ryan (TLJ) > Zoë Castillo (Dreamfall) > April Ryan (Dreamfall)
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 02/28/2007 01:44
And as long as I'm not contributing anything to the current debate, here's another potential future face-off, just for the hell of it:

Murray (Monkey Island) vs Morte (Planescape: Torment)
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