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Game Debate to the Death! Alyx VS Jade photo

Last week Samus Aran went face-to-female-face with Lara Croft for the role of best gaming heroine ever, and Dtoiders spoke more loudly in unison than ever before. Here were the results: 

  • Lara Croft: 11 votes
  • Samus Aran: 69 votes (the irony!) - Winner!

This whirlwind of women has only just begun though, an estrogenocide is in order! Dtoid will leave no babe's boobs untouched, literally, until only one girl remains. It's up to you to suggest other females worthy of fighting for the role of best gaming heroine ever.

This week's debate is between Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, and Alyx from the Half-Life series. Alyx has had a lot more exposure thanks to multiple games and  Garry's Mod crotch shots, but Jade also has a large cult-following of her own. Which woman deserves to win and why? Weigh the pros and cons, cast your votes, give your reasons, and check back next week for a winner.

And if you think there's a few other females from the past worth fighting over, then make sure you also make your suggestions.


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zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 20:31
zaqu
jade
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 20:32
Jordan Devore
Alyx cause she doesn't have green lips.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 20:33
iRaf
alyx on this one.
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 20:33
Aetsen
Alyx, because I think I stared at her ass more the Jade.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 20:33
tazarthayoot
Alyx because I am a contrarian fuck.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 20:33
tazarthayoot
Of course by the time I post this 3 other people have.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 20:34
Fronz
Alyx - mostly for Aetsen's reasons, but she was also a prolific pair of tits for her time. She's a great example of what a gaming heroine should be.
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 20:45
Scape
Alyx, HL2 was just an amazing game, so just the face she was in it puts her over Jade.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 20:46
Rockvillian
Alyx, for reasons of voyeurism. We've played as Jade, we've only been allowed to look at Alyx (except for whoring her out in GarrysMod, which doesn't count in my book).
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 20:52
Namelessted
Jade
SPJglitches's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 20:58
SPJglitches
Jade has a pig for an uncle.

Jade +1
ComradeRobbins's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:05
ComradeRobbins
Alyx, but that's just because I enjoy Half-Life more than Beyond Good and Evil.
R Riley's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:06
R Riley
Jade FTW. I just like the fact that she lives with a bunch of creepy little animal things.
I need to play that game again.
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:06
grrza
Jade - I gotta admit I like all the green, especially the lips Grim.

But really, anime > pseudo-realistic but still slightly disproportionate face.
omegazero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:10
omegazero
Jade. Beyond good and evil was sick. Oh and she can slow down time. That's pretty raw.
bankyedwards015's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:10
bankyedwards015
Alyx
crazymonito's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:17
crazymonito
Jade
Arro's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:30
Arro
Alyx
ghnvt's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:43
ghnvt
Alyx
Verol's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:43
Verol
Jade
Danzuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:45
Danzuke
pfft.. Jade, no question
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:51
Oni
Alyx all the way!
pierce's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:52
pierce
jade ftw
Anonononomous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:53
Anonononomous
Jade, since HL blows.
TheMadLeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 21:54
TheMadLeper
jade. really though, jade.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 22:13
ArrestedDeveloper
Jade, but barely. Alyx earned a lot of points in my book from the 1st epidode
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 22:17
king3vbo
Alyx = teh hotness
joeisremy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 22:26
joeisremy
Alyx
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 22:30
BahamutZero
Jade because her world was more fun. I mean I love to play halflife but would I really want to be a citizen of city 13? I prefer a slightly facist government to one shelling and head-crabbing and such
dark_inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 22:31
dark_inchworm
Jade. They're both teh secks, but she's secksier.

Also, can we please work in some non-heroines? Sarah Kerrigan FTW.
madfigs's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 22:31
madfigs
Jade - wow, this one is a lot closer than the last time!
th0mas28's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 22:38
th0mas28
No one kicks a zombie like Alyx.
DurkeeLad's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 23:00
DurkeeLad
Half Life 2 suspends disbelief. Ridiculously good graphics, decent AI and a lack of cutscenes convinces the player that s/he IS Gordon Freeman. The connection to Alyx is that much more convincing.

I absolutely adore both games, with Episode 1 and BGA&E being literally my two favorite aside from Halo (1).

Alyx

Whatever happened to the BGE Movie forum?
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 23:07
Im OK
Hmm, an actual contest this time. Damn, I dunno. I'm going to have to sit this one out, I think.

Must they compete at all? Can't they just do some kind of DBZ fusion and become unstoppable?

I vote for Jadlyx.
6669's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 23:19
6669
Jade, totally.
OldschoolVgamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 23:25
OldschoolVgamer
Never played Beyond Good and Evil and am such a Half-Life lover so it would have to be Alyx hands down.
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 23:28
RskimB
Jade
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2007 23:55
masterledz
Jade
Poison lips are teh hottz
Zraicis's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2007 00:13
Zraicis
Definitely Alyx.
boxhound's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2007 00:23
boxhound
Jade
AndyCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2007 00:28
AndyCat
green lips ftw
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2007 00:29
Lezbro
BGE sux a man's cock.
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2007 00:29
Lezbro
That is all.
humorousllama's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2007 00:47
humorousllama
Jade
Farktoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2007 00:49
Farktoid
100% Jade. She got to cruise around in a sweet boat with some weird pig, expose the Man for his crimes, and knock shit around with a stick. Alyx just got in the way most of the time.
apemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2007 01:06
apemon
I agree with Farktoid. Jade is teh hotz! <3 BGE Wii for mee.
Waluigi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2007 01:16
Waluigi
Jade is the best!
Tr0n's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2007 01:17
Tr0n
You guys must face-off:

April Ryan - The Longest Journey
Zoë Castillo - Dreamfall: The Longest Journey II
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2007 01:33
Im OK
April Ryan (TLJ) > Zoë Castillo (Dreamfall) > April Ryan (Dreamfall)
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2007 01:44
Im OK
And as long as I'm not contributing anything to the current debate, here's another potential future face-off, just for the hell of it:

Murray (Monkey Island) vs Morte (Planescape: Torment)
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