What do G4TV and Roman Polanski have in common? They both prey on young girls who don't know any better. Yes, once again G4 TV has put out a casting call for hot women to join their ranks of presenters. One of the older hosts must have hit the retirement age of 19.
If you think you've got what it takes (i.e., boobs) and are prepared to go all the way (i.e., shag everyone) then hop along to L.A. anytime between now and April 7. Make sure you're "fresh-faced and spunky," which I think is Hollywood talk for "looks like a child and knows how to swallow."
Strangely, you only ever hear about them looking for women and never men. This leads me to believe that G4 is actually run by Elizabeth Bathory, 15th-century Hungarian noblewoman and serial killer, who is routinely picking up impressionable wannabe female celebrities and continuing her ritualistic slaughter of girls, that she might bathe in their blood to acquire eternal life.
In fact, that is definitely what's happening.
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10:30 PM on 04.02.2009
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THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE OUT THERE THAT HAS TITS AND HAS THE KNOWLEDGE TO PUT DONK'S ON IT...
There just has to be...
i.e. Samtron
I'm sorry that G4 didn't pick you the last time for their female correspondent. There's no need to be bitter. ;)
@Chocobo Knight: wtf? Why are you hating on Jim? It's not his fault that G4 has become a vapid, shallow hull of what it was suppose to be.
They totally did refuse my audition though. Cunts.
If they were thinking clearly, they would have just canceled all of their own shows. That would have made more sense, wouldn't it? I mean, it's not like Comcast cares who they're firing.
If you read the actual announcement there's no mention of needing to know anything about games, tech, etc.
G4 might as well put out a casting call for a pair of talking tits.
I think you read it wrong. It's supposed to be "Make sure your face is fresh for my spunky."
Grow the fuck up, kids... you don't have to like G4, you sure as shit don't have to watch it (I don't), but at least appreciate what they're trying to do to get videogames across to the world... and they're doing much better than all the news outlets that are the usual focus of Jim's trolling articles.
Boom, roasted.
And its obvious from Kevin's mannerisms with her that he's hit it more than once.
CURSE YOU G4.
CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
But as a married man who shares a computer with his wife....that headder image was a little too NSFHome, even if the tiny g-strings technically cover their naughty bits.
A little more consideration for the small % of Dtoiders that don't cruise the internet for upskirt pics? :)
so Layla Kayleigh left the show? she was the only reason i recorded Attack of the Show i would just fast forward to The Feed to check her out,no reason to record that anymore if shes gone.
i dunno but i find Morgan Web sexy as hell even with that neanderthal jawline,she doesn't even dress sexy but i'd still like to bang her hard.
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So attractive women don't play video games? I'm sure Jo Garcia would like to have a word with you... or not.
... now I'm not sure that an cattle call of teens is the way to go on finding the next great G4, but I don't think that the current crop of hostessess deserve all the hate.
@Gurren Laggan - He's married. Try listening to some podcasts like the Podcastle or Podtoid once in a while before you start posting stupid comments, and get a fucking avatar, it takes 2 freakin' seconds.
It used to be not half bad when they had actual people as hosts that actually knew what they were talking about.
This is why I'm not mad I canceled my satellite. I'll be downloading EP Daily and Reviews on the Run online for the sake of Victor Lucas, because G4 officially sucks now.
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plus all the people that used to work there then id be thrilled. That was some of the best times on tv was the old TechTV and early G4 days. Really is a shame
G4 assumes a lot of things about male gamers, and unfortunately none of them are flattering. Yes there will be plenty of vainglorious models auditioning, but c'mon, I feel a little bad for the legitimate women who'll be turned into just another Gamer Grrl.