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4:00 AM on 07.11.2009, Hamza CTZ Aziz

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GamerVision got to check out the new G.I. Joe game recently. While checking out the game, they did what any true journalist would have done and asked the developers if the infamous G.I. Joe spoof PSAs would make it into the game. At one point “Porkchop sandwiches”, one of the most famous quotes from the spoofs, was in the game.

The developers had every voice actor contributing lines record “Porkchop sandwhiches!” and the line was going to make it into the game. Sadly, Hasbro’s legal department shot down the idea because of their ongoing lawsuit with Fensler Films, the people that originally created the spoofs.

My God would that have ~~smelled good~~ been awesome. You know they would have sold more copies just for including that. I’m being dead serious about that too.

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Dyna Geek

HEY KID

IM A COMPUDAH

DonHonk

FUCK YOU HASBRO!

Dexter345

I would have loved that. Damn Hasbro!

Professor Pew

For shame! It would have amounted to at least 100x as many rentals.

COMPUTAH!

Chronic Logic

PORKCHAWP SANWEECHUS!

Jack Maverick

Further proof that lawsuits are ruining a lot of potentially good things. And also, proof that they are really lame.

atastysammich

Aw, what a bunch of spoilsports! Hasbro should've taken a cue from you-know-who in X-Men 3--everybody would've had a good laugh, then forgotten about it a month later.

TheToiletDuck

Who wants a body massage? Body massage.

ArrestedDeveloper

DLC.

ScottyG

Eh... the body massage video is better.

"Who wants a body massage?"

They also should have made one about cleaning the fuck out of your ass. ;)

Kpax

manasteel88

this thread has made me hungry for some pork chop sandwiches.

balth

I just want to eat you up.

HiddenAHB

Here in Brazil G.I Joe is called Commandos in Action.
Totally gay.

kalidanthepalidan

@manasteel88 Agreed. Nothing like a good pork chop sandwich. I say we all boycott the game until they include pork chop sandwiches. Internet petition anyone? Those always seem to work.

BattyAdroit

I would have totally bought the game for that alone. Totally.

Im OK

No pork chop sandwiches == no buy.

Not that I would have bought this anyway, but still...

I knew that Fensler Films had gotten FOXed a while back but I didn't know it had gone all the way to actual lawsuit status. I'm all for protecting your IP and shit I guess, in some cases, but still, fuck Hasbro.

moominsean

when are companies going to realize that stuff like those spoofs is FREE ADVERTISING. i wouldn't give two shits about gi joe if not for those funny little toons.

jediyoshi

NO SALE

Happymeowmeow

The game should come packaged with pork chop sandwiches. Find it in your freezer aisle. It'll be in the 9.99 bin a few months after release anyway with the rest of crap the movie/cartoon games, why don't they just give up. Kill themselves. Pork chop sandwiches.

Dan CiTi

I DUN RUN

Infinitys End

I can't wait til people hack apart the movie and start doing G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE sketches like the toon ones.

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