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G.I. Joe game has no porkchop sandwiches photo
GamerVision got to check out the new G.I. Joe game recently. While checking out the game, they did what any true journalist would have done and asked the developers if the infamous G.I. Joe spoof PSAs would make it into the game. At one point “Porkchop sandwiches”, one of the most famous quotes from the spoofs, was in the game.

The developers had every voice actor contributing lines record “Porkchop sandwhiches!” and the line was going to make it into the game. Sadly, Hasbro’s legal department shot down the idea because of their ongoing lawsuit with Fensler Films, the people that originally created the spoofs.

My God would that have smelled good been awesome. You know they would have sold more copies just for including that. I’m being dead serious about that too. 

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Dyna Geek's Avatar
Dyna Geek at 07/11/2009 04:18
HEY KID

IM A COMPUDAH
DonHonk's Avatar
DonHonk at 07/11/2009 04:26
FUCK YOU HASBRO!
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 07/11/2009 04:35
I would have loved that. Damn Hasbro!
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 07/11/2009 04:39
For shame! It would have amounted to at least 100x as many rentals.

COMPUTAH!
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 07/11/2009 04:58
PORKCHAWP SANWEECHUS!
Jack Maverick's Avatar
Jack Maverick at 07/11/2009 04:58
Further proof that lawsuits are ruining a lot of potentially good things. And also, proof that they are really lame.
atastysammich's Avatar
atastysammich at 07/11/2009 05:28
Aw, what a bunch of spoilsports! Hasbro should've taken a cue from you-know-who in X-Men 3--everybody would've had a good laugh, then forgotten about it a month later.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar
TheToiletDuck at 07/11/2009 05:31
Who wants a body massage? Body massage.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar
ArrestedDeveloper at 07/11/2009 06:15
DLC.
ScottyG's Avatar
ScottyG at 07/11/2009 07:16
Eh... the body massage video is better.

"Who wants a body massage?"

They also should have made one about cleaning the fuck out of your ass. ;)
Kpax's Avatar
Kpax at 07/11/2009 07:28
manasteel88's Avatar
manasteel88 at 07/11/2009 10:30
this thread has made me hungry for some pork chop sandwiches.
balth's Avatar
balth at 07/11/2009 10:30
I just want to eat you up.
HiddenAHB's Avatar
HiddenAHB at 07/11/2009 11:02
Here in Brazil G.I Joe is called Commandos in Action.
Totally gay.
kalidanthepalidan's Avatar
kalidanthepalidan at 07/11/2009 11:25
@manasteel88 Agreed. Nothing like a good pork chop sandwich. I say we all boycott the game until they include pork chop sandwiches. Internet petition anyone? Those always seem to work.
BattyAdroit's Avatar
BattyAdroit at 07/11/2009 11:52
I would have totally bought the game for that alone. Totally.
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Im OK at 07/11/2009 14:28
No pork chop sandwiches == no buy.

Not that I would have bought this anyway, but still...

I knew that Fensler Films had gotten FOXed a while back but I didn't know it had gone all the way to actual lawsuit status. I'm all for protecting your IP and shit I guess, in some cases, but still, fuck Hasbro.
moominsean's Avatar
moominsean at 07/11/2009 16:05
when are companies going to realize that stuff like those spoofs is FREE ADVERTISING. i wouldn't give two shits about gi joe if not for those funny little toons.
jediyoshi's Avatar
jediyoshi at 07/11/2009 16:38
NO SALE
Happymeowmeow's Avatar
Happymeowmeow at 07/11/2009 18:59
The game should come packaged with pork chop sandwiches. Find it in your freezer aisle. It'll be in the 9.99 bin a few months after release anyway with the rest of crap the movie/cartoon games, why don't they just give up. Kill themselves. Pork chop sandwiches.
Dan CiTi's Avatar
Dan CiTi at 07/12/2009 11:56
I DUN RUN
Infinitys End's Avatar
Infinitys End at 07/15/2009 11:33
I can't wait til people hack apart the movie and start doing G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE sketches like the toon ones.
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